the mad single
06-27-2001, 04:41 PM
an open letter to Ron and
Fez from The Mad Single
(formerly known as The
Super Single):
Since my brief call to your
show I have changed my
name from Allison to "The
Super Single" and then
immediately to "The Mad
Single". I know that I can be
loved and I feel that my call
today left alllot of
unresolved issues.
I called for the gig in Conn.
and got shoved away when
Ron Fury called. I didn't get
a chance to plead my case.
Dont be a-holes about this.
As a recent inductee to the
life of solitary I have
absolutely no idea how to
be single. None what so
ever, if I met Brad Pitt I
would have no clue what to
say to him.
After five years in a serous
relationship I believe I am
the most worthy candidate
for winning a trip to club
getaway (and if pity helps,
I'll have you know my man
moved out on valentines
day)
I feel like I didn't have the
chance to show you all I can
be when I was on the air
today, if you would just let
me prove myself in a more
intimate setting (Kent,
Connecticut would be fine)
you would see that I am
worthy.
I will post my status and
prove to this board that I am
available and hopefully you
will rally for me as good as
you rallied against me (oh,
wait, that wasn't me)
I am already at all of the
cool parties (I know that
sounds stupid) but I am
there alone now. I believe
that the Ron and Fez show
can promote to
non-celebrity and the
fashion degenerate and I
could become the premier
east cost bachelorette,
attracting many interesting
funny people that normally
would not do me. You could
make this happen.
I realize some of this
sounds stupid, I do not
want to become a bit. I just
want a bit of play.
"Women are always
misunderstood"
This message was edited by the mad single on 6-27-01 @ 8:44 PM
Fez from The Mad Single
(formerly known as The
Super Single):
Since my brief call to your
show I have changed my
name from Allison to "The
Super Single" and then
immediately to "The Mad
Single". I know that I can be
loved and I feel that my call
today left alllot of
unresolved issues.
I called for the gig in Conn.
and got shoved away when
Ron Fury called. I didn't get
a chance to plead my case.
Dont be a-holes about this.
As a recent inductee to the
life of solitary I have
absolutely no idea how to
be single. None what so
ever, if I met Brad Pitt I
would have no clue what to
say to him.
After five years in a serous
relationship I believe I am
the most worthy candidate
for winning a trip to club
getaway (and if pity helps,
I'll have you know my man
moved out on valentines
day)
I feel like I didn't have the
chance to show you all I can
be when I was on the air
today, if you would just let
me prove myself in a more
intimate setting (Kent,
Connecticut would be fine)
you would see that I am
worthy.
I will post my status and
prove to this board that I am
available and hopefully you
will rally for me as good as
you rallied against me (oh,
wait, that wasn't me)
I am already at all of the
cool parties (I know that
sounds stupid) but I am
there alone now. I believe
that the Ron and Fez show
can promote to
non-celebrity and the
fashion degenerate and I
could become the premier
east cost bachelorette,
attracting many interesting
funny people that normally
would not do me. You could
make this happen.
I realize some of this
sounds stupid, I do not
want to become a bit. I just
want a bit of play.
"Women are always
misunderstood"
This message was edited by the mad single on 6-27-01 @ 8:44 PM