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nellie
10-19-2002, 09:14 AM
this would be the perfect burger for me:
1/2 lb burger medium with cheddar cheese, mushrooms, bacon, barbeque sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickle slices

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ChrisTheCop
10-19-2002, 09:23 AM
substitute cheddar for swiss, and im with ya.

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TheKnicks23
10-19-2002, 09:58 AM
Hot cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, and tomato. Can't get much better than that.

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DarkHippie
10-19-2002, 10:08 AM
lets switch tomatoes with mushrooms and i'll rock along wit cha

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Katylina
10-19-2002, 10:16 AM
1 medium rare burger
2 pieces of Swiss Cheese
A handful of Mushrooms
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons French dressing
4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt
Toasted rye bread


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TheMojoPin
10-19-2002, 10:31 AM
Medium rare, cooked with onions and sweet peppers packed in. Top it with fresh lettuce, mushrooms, onions and a dab of mayo, and I'm set.

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blakjeezis
10-19-2002, 11:06 AM
Thick, Rare, with a cheddar and a fried egg on top. Hit it with some Ketchup and "that is a tasty burger"!

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-19-2002, 12:18 PM
the perfect burger

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MHasegawa
10-19-2002, 12:59 PM
Medium, onions, jalepeno peppers, hot chili, american cheese and I'm fine.

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LatinSpiceXoX
10-19-2002, 01:03 PM
2 All-Beef pattys, special sauce, Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun... the more cheese the better

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sleepyeyed_Jynx
10-19-2002, 01:15 PM
for me the perfect burger is one i can eat without sitting across from one of my idiotic friends at mcdonalds. spitting on food aint cool...

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10-19-2002, 01:22 PM
"Big Mac"

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TheGameHHH
10-19-2002, 02:12 PM
Burger, medium, 1 slice of American cheese, some lettuce, mayo, and a little BBQ sauce.

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Arienette
10-19-2002, 03:17 PM
you people are all freaks. a nice medium burger, not too big, some mushrooms, sauteed onions, pepperjack cheese, and some bbq sauce

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PamR&Ffan
10-19-2002, 11:03 PM
Any burger I had the choice of ordering medium or medium/rare would be awsome!
Serial
10-20-2002, 12:04 AM
Not only am I now craving a burger but, Brian wins.

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FollowThisLogic
10-20-2002, 12:52 AM
White Castle.

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jafter
10-20-2002, 06:35 AM
We have a place called 5 guys burgers. The rolls are made fresh at local bakery.

2 patties medium
sauted onions and mushrooms
cheddar
mayo
ketchup
pickles
and fresh cut fries.

This place is a hole in the wall and the burgers melt in your mouth.

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Yerdaddy
10-20-2002, 07:18 AM
In N' Out Burger

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-20-2002, 08:23 AM
American cheese
pickles
lettuce
tomato
mayo
on a toasted whole wheat bun.

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ToddEVF
10-20-2002, 08:28 AM
two 1/2 lbs beef patties cooked rare
sliced red onion
lettace
Tomatoe
six strips of bacon
Mayo
Ketchup
toasted potatoe 3-secton bun

now i'm starvin

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-20-2002, 08:34 AM
1/2 pounder, over
sizeddbun (i hate when the
guts squish out!), very rare,
mayo, cheddar, small
amount of raw onions,
ketchup and a little
shredded letuce, none of
that queer once piece crap.

then wash it down with
tatter tots and diet coke.
then a hand job.

thats the perfect burger!


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Heather 8
10-20-2002, 08:47 AM
A nice, thick sirloin burger, medium, provolone cheese, ketchup, mayo, pickles, mushrooms (w/o the gravy) on a toasted onion roll. <P>

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Tallguy 22
10-20-2002, 09:27 AM
Thick, Rare, with a cheddar and a fried egg on top. Hit it with some Ketchup and "that is a tasty burger"!


mmmmmmmm, nice and bloody....just how i like'em

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Death Metal Moe
10-20-2002, 10:00 AM
I always liked the Michael Jackson special.

33 year old meat between two 8 year old buns.

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EffMeBoobs
10-20-2002, 10:02 AM
Quarter Pounder with cheese. Remove bun and place 3 to 4 fries on the burger.

Now I'm starvin'! Yum!

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10-20-2002, 10:16 AM
just pickles ketchup and mustard

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A.J.
10-20-2002, 11:16 AM
My favorite burger would be a medium burger patty with:
Cheddar Cheese
Bacon
Sauteed Mushrooms
Kaiser Roll
Pickles on the burger or on the side

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wilee
10-21-2002, 08:06 AM
Medium-Well Angus 8oz.
several strips of bacon,
lettuce, sauteed onions & peppers
slice of pepperjack
A-1 sauce
on a potato roll

Damn, now I won't be happy 'til I have one tonight.

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Bill From Yorktown
10-21-2002, 08:18 AM
thanks - now I gotta go to the mall for lunch.

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