Where am I going to find THIS girl...

[GordieT]

She is Single, between the ages of 20 and 25; doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink (often); is THIN, good looking, reasonably intelligent, has a good sense of humor, likes reading, likes staying in and watching movies, likes having sex on a consistent basis... where am I going to meet a girl like this? If you know her, send me her picture :)

[Steels]

you can find her in the April issue of "Shaved Orientals"....

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[armymad]

try the hallween party


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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

WWW/RussianBrides.Commie

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[TheGameHHH]

www.gofyourself.com

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[ADF]

Listen here Todd EVF, you're not fooling anybody.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

[GrimSanity]

Wow for once it's not todd evf mading a thread like this. and al dukes fan todd isn't that picky it can;t be him

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[Big Dennis]

Not sitting in front of your computer, dumbass.

[Arienette]

Single, between the ages of 20 and 25: doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink (often): is THIN, good looking, reasonably intelligent, has a good sense of humor, likes reading, likes staying in and watching movies, likes having sex on a consistent basisit's interesting how "thin" is the only feature of the entire bunch that gets capitalized. it's a good thing we're not too hung up on something like that pesky intelligence and compatability nonesense.. i'd fear for society

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store away from direct sunlight
preferably in a dark drawer with your secrets

[Noellevious]

If you know her, send me her picture

We need to get a look at you first before we decide if you're worthy of that girl. I wouldn't bother, though.

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Lips. Tits. Hips. Power.

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[Hosp]

Blockbuster.

Any early Meg Ryan work, maybe throw in a little Winnona Ryder, Maybe some Sarah Michelle Gellar. Pretty much any of those will help you in your vapid, lonely, sexless life.

And be kind; rewind.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Ohh wait here she is!! (" easy honey don't hit your head crawling from under my desk")

a/k/a JOEY D' when I call the Show.

[ToddEVF]

wow. . . ADF seriously, your so used to me doing threads like this, but i am not. this thread is just so sad

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[EffMeBoobs]

Broaden your horizons.

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[fiestygal]

PLAYBOY!

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[bboxer]

that is a pretty stupid quiestion, its like where can i find the perfect gal


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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

its like where can i find the perfect gal
and I reiterate: Ohh wait here she is!! (" easy honey don't hit your head crawling from under my desk")


a/k/a JOEY D' when I call the Show.

[ADF]

and I reiterate: Ohh wait here she is!! (" easy honey don't hit your head crawling from under my desk")


Gee, it's twice as funny the second time around.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

[GodsFavoriteMan]

At least you didn't say she had to be a virgin.

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Come Get Some

[canofsoup15]

First buy some mittens and put them on your feet, then get a sock and put it in your mouth, then sit indian style on top of a book named: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Joe. When all of that is down wiggle your big toes and "POOF" she should be standing there.

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[NurseMira]

I need help!

Where can I find the perfect man while I am sitting behind my computer?


He needs to be SINGLE, between the ages of 25-30: smokes, does some drugs and drinks (OFTEN): is THIN, good looking, I don't care if he's intelligent, has a good sense of humor, likes reading, likes staying in and watching movies, likes having sex on a consistent basis (and if he has a HUGE PENIS then I would want sex all the time)....where am I going to meet a guy like this? If you know him, send me his picture :-)

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This message was edited by NurseMira on 10-20-02 @ 6:49 PM

[AppleBoy]

Where am I going to find THIS girl...

...IN MY ASS!

Oops. That's another thread. Sorry.

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[Deathstroke]

Where am I going to find THIS girl...


go to KaZaa and type in kiddy porn...j/k

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This message was edited by Deathstroke on 10-20-02 @ 7:33 PM

[silera]

Nowhere.



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[ADF]

If you know him, send me his picture


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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

MIRA~ i can learn to smoke,
get older, lose weight,
experiemnt with drugs, and
the rest i've got, what do u
say LOL. pathetic, huh?
LOL


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[CYYYFYYY]

Wow your first post and it
STINKS...... You can only go
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[my_mr_happy]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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[wilee]

My head hurts.

Mira, is smoking non-negotiable?

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[Brick Jesus]

where am I going to meet a girl like this?


To quote Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School: "How 'bout Fantasy Land?"

Just meet yourself a regular girl and be happy, you can't run around with these idiotic standards.

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