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TomPoo
10-21-2002, 08:10 AM
What are some of your favorite perfect Comedy moments???

By "perfect Comedy" I mean a bit, or a scene from a movie, or anything that from beginning to end is just done totally histerical, that you can watch over and over again and get something different from it each time.


One of my favcorites (and I just posted part of this in another thread, which got me thinking of this subject)is the hitch hiker scene from {i}Somethign about Mary[/i]

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker:'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-21-2002, 09:06 AM
Comedy moments???

Thought you said moment.. that was 20 minutes

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Contra
10-21-2002, 09:32 AM
billys trainwreck of a life, from beginning to end, pure comedy.

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Patches
10-21-2002, 09:57 AM
I was watching Liar, Liar the other night, and the faces Jim Carrey made when he was surprised over what came out of his mouth was golden.

Gold, Jerry, Gold!

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Aggie on Patches: "The bestest bitch ever!"
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fiestygal
10-21-2002, 10:06 AM
any dialogue between DR EVIL and his son SCOTT (the jerry springer take off in the 2nd AUSTIN POWERS ROCKED!!)

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DarkHippie
10-21-2002, 11:25 AM
Randal ordering porno in Clerks (the Happy Scrappy Hero Pup scene)

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Patches
10-21-2002, 11:32 AM
Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny when Marisa Tomei starts riding him about getting married:

"Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I don't need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which in the balance holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!"


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Patches...Your Football Fantasy. (4-2, second place, tied).
Aggie on Patches: "The bestest bitch ever!"
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GodsFavoriteMan
10-21-2002, 11:39 AM
Anything with the Fax machine in Office Space

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Contra
10-21-2002, 11:49 AM
i have nothing to add, i just wanted these two sigs in the same post. GFM has good taste in sig pics that he does.

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jamesdiggy
10-21-2002, 12:06 PM
The scene at Red's bar in Midnight Run. Are you doing the Litmus configuration?

Church would be a lot more fun if Jesus was holding a big screen TV on the Crucifix.

FUNKMAN
10-21-2002, 03:09 PM
The scene at Red's bar in Midnight Run. Are you doing the Litmus configuration?


Midnight Run - one of my fav's

Deniro
"yeah well I got 2 words for you "Shut The Fuck Up"

Rodney in Easy Money when he's running down the stairs and thinks its Joe Pesci at the door
"nicky i'm glad your here, I don't want to see her fucking mother" and as he says fucking mother he opens the door and there's his wife's mother


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A.J.
10-21-2002, 06:41 PM
Any scene with Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddyshack" and any scene with Jackie Gleason in "Smokey and the Bandit".

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