HAVING A BAD DAY??? READ THIS AND THINK AGAIN!

[Earth2RON]

Got this from a friend and i already feel betta!


Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.
Feel better?


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[Doogie]

Yo, Earth2Ron...that is some of the funniest shit that I have read. Ohhhhhhh my God...what a piss

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[TheKnicks23]

Wow, that'd be very tough. But on the other hand maybe they only have one dick. So when the non-gay twin is banging someone the gay one gets in on the action.

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[Patches]

That reminds me... On Discovery channel they had litteraly hours and hours of programming on Siamese (or the PC 'conjoined') twins. I couldn't change the channel if I tried. They had this one set of 10 year old girls on last night... 2 arms, two legs, 1 torso, 1 behind, 1 set of sexual organs, and OH YEAH, TWO HEADS!!! It really didn't look like two people, but rather one 2 headed person. Gotta admit, kinda freaked me out.

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[Aggie]

LMAO-Ok I feel better now :)

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[ChrisTheCop]

It's worse if youre a single cell amoeba.

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[El Mudo]

i miss phil hartman..too bad his wife went crazy...

the only hartman character that was funnier than jack handey was the "anal-retentive" series..oh and maybe the caveman attorney..

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[JerseyRich]

miss phil hartman..too bad his wife went crazy...

the only hartman character that was funnier than jack handey was the "anal-retentive" series..oh and maybe the caveman attorney..


Phil Hartman didn't do that bit...He just did the voice "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey"
Jack Handy is the voice.



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[furie]

i don't think that deep thought made the air...

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