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The Blowhard

06-27-2001, 09:40 PM

There were so many, but I think the worst thing was pulling a fire alarm when I was 9. I did it on a dare, and I was afraid that I would get caught and be sent to reform school.

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sunndoggy8

06-28-2001, 07:20 AM

I once called in a bomb threat with a couple friends of mine to get out of taking an exam. The evacuated the school for hours, firetrucks came and everything...shhh, don't tell anyone! :)

After that I was always looking over my shoulder, thinking that the law would eventually catch up with me.

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skullcrush

06-28-2001, 12:30 PM

putting armorall on the floor.my mother almost went out the window hanging the wash on the line

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The Blowhard

06-29-2001, 06:05 AM

One time I put my sister's Barbie Doll in the oven and turned it on..what a gooey mess.

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sunndoggy8

06-29-2001, 03:11 PM

One time I took my sister's favorite stuffed animal, this little red dog, and pooped on it. She was so mad!

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steel333

06-29-2001, 08:13 PM

My friend and i stole a street sign for his physics teacher who had the same last name. just so happens that it's pretty illegal to do that sorta shit. Yeah, well we figured that out the hard way...

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Sheeplovr

06-30-2001, 04:56 PM

thats nothing one time when i was 7 me and a bunch of kids broke in to this mean old ladys house you know the type one in every neighborhood and stayed there for two days and when she came back from what ever she found us and we killed her and had sex with her body you always rember your first oh memories

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The Blowhard

07-07-2001, 03:43 PM

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The Blowhard

12-27-2001, 11:44 AM

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radio junkie

12-27-2001, 02:26 PM

I was in high school for this one. Hustler Magazine had a section called Asshole of the Month. It was a guy bending over, spreading his butt cheeks and someones head popping out. The head popping out was the asshole of the month. I cut the picture out, found a picture of my high school vice principal, and placed his head on it so his head was coming out of the ass. I made many copies and hung them around the school. Very childish behavior for a 17 year old. But it was fun.

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Thunderlips

12-28-2001, 05:21 AM

A prank call that went too far. I'm too ashamed to say any more than that.

The Blowhard

02-07-2002, 10:15 PM

I once put a condom on a jerkoff neighbor's car antenna. Adding insult to injury, he was a "Born again Christian".
He went into shock..that'll learn him! LOL

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HordeKing1

02-07-2002, 10:47 PM

Best prank; together with a few friends in high school, we lifted the volkswagon of a much hated English teacher and carried it 2 blocks away.

Worst prank; setting a house on fire and putting shaving cream on the fire alarm. (Yes I'm joking about that one but not the first.)

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Jackie Sloan

02-08-2002, 01:26 PM

Put one of those "loads" in my sisters cigarette, but I pushed it halfway down into the tobacco. Of course when it blew up it looked like Elmer Fudds shotgun, but she also got hot tobacco in both eyes. I don't think she was so happy, not sure.

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irishkb

02-08-2002, 01:34 PM

With some friends of mine on the soccer team we took like three gallons of white paint and went to a rival schools soccer fields and put our school letters in the middle nice and big.... SWEET.....

not the worst but the funniest...

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Poison Ivy

02-08-2002, 02:33 PM

When we were little my cousin's and I locked this really annoying girl we didn't like in the bathroom at this country club we belonged to :p

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Captain Stubing

02-08-2002, 08:02 PM

There were many, but the best involved fish line, quarters or dollar bills, tape, one 'puller' and one 'spotter'. The funniest part was that we could do it to the same person in the same place, you could almost see the thought bubble 'should I try to get it?'.

On the less nice side was the tomatoing of the mailman. He was short, fat and VERY fast, and he had a good throwing arm (as he demonstrated with the tomatos we dropped).

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Ralphy Ramone

02-09-2002, 05:05 AM

My friends and I were such terrors, it is impossible for me to divulge anything due to the uniqueness of our capers. I hear the Justice League is still after us.

"Graduate of the School for the Insanely Delinquent"...and I got to keep the tools!

CovDiesel

02-14-2002, 06:26 PM

I used to always put saran wrap on the toilet seat... and my family wasn't too pleased when I screamed out "April Fools"... it didn't stop me year after year though.

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The Blowhard

07-19-2002, 04:45 AM

One of the funniest things I can recall is my friends and I picking our noses and wiping our fingers on old people walking along the avenue. Hey, I was 11! I know it's disgusting, but so damn funny!

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Fallon

07-19-2002, 11:13 AM

I used to always put saran wrap on the toilet seat

My sister did that to me. My dump looked like it was floating in the air.

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ShelleBink

07-19-2002, 11:34 AM

painted the toilet seats white at my middle school... so everytime someone sat down they had a white ring around their ass.

that still gets me applause.

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Ralphy Ramone

07-19-2002, 12:32 PM

Here's a great party trick.Get ahold of a syringe(you can get them at a drug store,dr/vet office,local crack den,etc.) and fillit with water."Palm it" in your hand during a conversation with someone.All of a sudden,put your hands up to your face and give off a fake"ahh-choo!" as your thumb squeezes the syringe plunger spaying the hell outta the recipient.The more people that are "in" on it,the more laughs you get.Point blank is the most effective shot.

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cozmokramer

07-19-2002, 12:47 PM

Worst Prank - in 6th grade i set a ton of park woods on fire. The Police and The Firemen came and eventually put it out after 45 minutes or so.

Best prank - the one above: BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET CAUGHT!

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The FezFan

07-20-2002, 06:08 PM

me and my friends stalked this old lady over the phone like saying we were gonna kill her and eat her dog for like 3 months before the old hag called to police and had em trace the call.

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