In prison they swab your arm with coitton before they give you a lethal injection...

[The real Kenny Allen]

George Carlin is a funny mother f***ker !

I miss his show that was on fox I think for a season. It was funny.

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[Death Metal Moe]

His show was OK. I watched it. His stand-up as a Sitcom wasn't as funny as his stand up, but hey, it was better than Seinfeld.

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[TheGameHHH]

I have that whole stand up act downloaded on my computer, fuckin hysterical.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[El Mudo]

carlin's ok...i can tolerate him..

actually, ive heard also that the gas they use in the gas chamber smells like cinnamon

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[TheKnicks23]

Carlin is the best. No one has made me laugh harder than him. I never saw his show or anything but his acts are hilarious. I think he takes the "observant comedy act" to a higher level than jerrry. "I can't open up peanuts in a plane" isn't anywhere near as funny as stuff Carlin comes up with.

Can anyone name his 6 real curse words. I can only think of fuck and tits, I want those things down.

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