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hyperspace
10-23-2002, 09:22 AM
Hot chicks do you like them when they are older than you or younger??? i liked it better when i was a teen and they were older than me.

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Death Metal Moe
10-23-2002, 09:26 AM
My age is preferred.

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ChickenHawk
10-23-2002, 09:29 AM
Nothin' like a hot grandma.


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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 09:44 AM
like I like my coffee - black and bitter

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Michael Fury
10-23-2002, 09:53 AM
Any way I can get 'em.





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JustJon
10-23-2002, 10:37 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women, cream and two sugars.

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jestah
10-23-2002, 10:39 AM
Still mooing with a Merlot...

Damn wrong thread



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Jennitalia
10-23-2002, 10:41 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women, cream and two sugars.



Well, i know for a fact you dont like coffee...

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-23-2002, 10:50 AM
Hot Horney wet and open to anything 18 to 68 if they look like Sophia Loreen

a/k/a JOEY D' when I call the Show.
Contra
10-23-2002, 11:07 AM
breathing

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Grand Master B
10-23-2002, 11:20 AM
I'm on the fence.
For now, I think as long as they're hot they are ok.
But in the long term, my future hot trophy girlfriend hasn't been born yet

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Wolf
10-23-2002, 11:31 AM
Shaken. Not Stirred.

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-23-2002, 11:36 AM
i like my women in one of
two ways:
the way i like my toast :
BLACK AND BUTTERED

or

the way i like my pancakes:
squishy in the middle and
covered in syrup


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gone
10-23-2002, 06:11 PM
i like my women like i like my chicken wings, with a little meat on their bones!

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jamesdiggy
10-23-2002, 06:22 PM
I like my women the way I like my Grape Jelly - Dark, Sweet, and easy to Spread.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.
ChrisTheCop
10-23-2002, 06:27 PM
...Like I like my math...easy.

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blakjeezis
10-23-2002, 06:28 PM
I like my women like my teapots, short and stout.

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hyperspace
10-24-2002, 10:02 AM
i don't know i feel like a perve when i see 20 somehing hotties.

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FUNKMAN
10-24-2002, 10:44 AM
mature and friendly...



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Noellevious
10-24-2002, 01:52 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee...rich and hot.

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Gmann
10-24-2002, 08:18 PM
Yea..
Ahh Yea...
Ahh Yea This One's Deticated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back
All the Older Ladies Out There
Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are
Whoo...
I Need You, Boomin' Granny
I Said I Want You, Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Planty
Well It Might Sound Odd, It Might Sound Corny
But Here's Some Sex Rhymes For Those That Are Horny
For Your Boomin' Granny With The Boomin' System
Said I Love Ya Won't Leave Ya So You Got To Listen
See I'm Talkin' About The Way That I'm Feeling
You're So Lovely Lengthy And So Appealing
A Sassy Sophisicated Sexy Lady
Well I'm 26 And You're 80
The Clock Is Ticking So You Better Not Front
We Can Go To (? ?) Or We Could Smoke A Blunt
Well You're A Lovely Girl, Just Like B.Arthur
Just Turn Down The Lights So We Can Go Farther
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plety
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya Sweat
I Know I'm Younger, And Your Much Older
You Look So nice On My Chevy Nova
I'm gonna Take Her To The Low Ryder Show, And Flaunt Ya
I Gotta Tell Ya Lady I Said I Want Ya, Boomin' Granny
Because I Need You Boomin' Granny
Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny
Boomin' Granny, Good And Plety






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Jobberific
10-24-2002, 10:53 PM
I like my women thick with dark hair. And nice curvy hips. Anyone, anyone.....

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Steels
10-24-2002, 10:58 PM
I like my women wearin' Bamboo Hats....Sportin' wooden kicks & armed with a wok...

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Brick Jesus
11-01-2002, 05:54 AM
Like my coffee: hot and sweet.
I can't think of a good coffee metaphor for saying I like girls with big boobs and a big ass. Ah well, maybe I don't really need one.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-01-2002, 02:53 PM
face down , a pillow under the tummy and Dat azzzzzz in the air

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gone
11-01-2002, 02:55 PM
brian likes it raw heheh

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Donnielimes
11-01-2002, 03:05 PM
Thick in that ass. likin to get spanked and tied up. I like the freak in ya try to get my freak on wit ya.
canofsoup15
11-01-2002, 03:14 PM
like bbq chips, spicy, hot, and easy open.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-01-2002, 03:24 PM
like bbq chips, spicy, hot, and easy open.

He likes it in the CAN.. ohhhh

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CaptClown
11-01-2002, 03:35 PM
Between 18 and 80;
blind, crippled, or crazy.


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