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The one advertised product that always intrigued yet frightened me at the same time, was that bottled stuff that claimed you could do ALL of the following with:
Wash and Wax your car
Clean Nasty Tile Grout
Use in your Baking Recipes ( ?!! )
Brush Babies Teeth
Mop and Shine your Floor
Use as Mosquito Repellent
Put out - or ignite Campfires ( ??!! )
Add Flour, You have GRAVY!
The list was ridiculously endless.
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The Blowhard
10-23-2002, 11:14 AM
Wash and Wax your car
Clean Nasty Tile Grout
Use in your Baking Recipes ( ?!! )
Brush Babies Teeth
Mop and Shine your Floor
Use as Mosquito Repellent
Put out - or ignite Campfires ( ??!! )
Add Flour, You have GRAVY!
The list was ridiculously endless.
I think it was called "slavery" :)
IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 11:19 AM
Slinky!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-23-2002, 11:26 AM
It's LOG! (and introducing Fashion Log for girls!)
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'Cuz he's the cheese and I'm the macaroni
Hawiian shirt craig
10-23-2002, 11:46 AM
It's LOG! (and
introducing Fashion Log for
girls!)
its log, its log
its big its heavy its wood!
its log its log,
its better than bad, its good!
LOG rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
and over ur neighbors dog
Log fits on your back
its great for a snack
its log log log!!
so go on and get your log
everyone needs a log!!!!
-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!
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SuperClerk
10-23-2002, 01:14 PM
Hey kids!!!! Start jumping up and down like idiots...it's new Invisible Log!!!!!!
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 05:36 PM
Check this out!!!
I can cut through this leather boot...and cut this marble....
And still slice a loaf of bread and this tomato with ease!!
Amazing!
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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
flipper21
10-23-2002, 05:53 PM
I always wanted a Pocket Fisherman when I was a kid, but my parents wouldn't get me one. I guess they didn't want me to try ans stuff it in the glove compartment.
ChrisTheCop
10-23-2002, 06:14 PM
In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife.
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Ninja Lesbian
10-23-2002, 06:43 PM
The one product that intrigued me and ruined me, was the bottled stuff that claim to do ALL of the following:
lower your inhibitions, judgement, and coordination
make others appear more attract, and wake up with a complete stranger and a tatto of someone's name you've never heard of
leave a message at your boss' home phone at 2 am to tell him what you really think
wake up in the bathroom of a gas station in another state with a headache, missing a shoe, and you're wallet missing
make's you almost enjoy the Don and Mike show
worse sig ever:
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Death Metal Moe
10-23-2002, 07:48 PM
I always dug that old DD7 infomercial. That stuff was amazing. It did everything they wanted it to.
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SoccerMom
10-24-2002, 09:25 AM
I was watching an infomercial for that Nads hair removal stuff and my sons are whispering and giggling like lunatics. I asked what was so funny and the younger one says"They're rubbing Nads on their legs!!" and they both almost pass out laughing.
Bill From Yorktown
10-24-2002, 09:35 AM
Ronco Bass-O-Matic
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StupidGirlllll
01-05-2004, 11:10 AM
Revo Baby, works just like the commercial states
http://www.wonderfulbuys.com/images/revostyler_old.jpg
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The Miracle Blade 3 knives work exactly like in the commercial as well. Excellent deal for 40 bucks.
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high fly
01-05-2004, 11:41 AM
TARNEX!!!
" and they ask me why I drink"
JustJon
01-05-2004, 11:56 AM
Speaking of Chia, have you seen the Chia Homer Project (http://www.chiahomer.blogspot.com)?
(See? I can whore other people's sites too! :))
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