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DC Reed
10-23-2002, 12:24 PM
Ok folks, basically you create an insult and string it togther with other words see teh example provided in this handy box.

Gizmo42742: fucking trans sexual nazi eskimo
Reed From DC: apache injun bitch
Gizmo42742: you pacific islander bukkake fan
Reed From DC: shut up 1st chair rusty tromboner
Gizmo42742: listen head rump ranger of yellow disipline park...
Reed From DC: hey assclown go entertain some young male boys with your jiggery pokery
Gizmo42742: wahts that even mean
Reed From DC: it means your moms box
Gizmo42742: and ur moms chocolate box
Reed From DC: and your dads vanilla swirl box
Gizmo42742: nice
Reed From DC: booyah


thats me vs hawiiaan shirt craig on AIM.

So ready, steady go and let the madness begin.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-23-2002, 12:30 PM
You stupid dick lipped son of a bitchen bastard

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Michael Fury
10-23-2002, 12:33 PM
Whoa, what do we have here, a Baldwin brother?





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Tall_James
10-23-2002, 01:06 PM
You syphillitic spawn of a limp-wristed mensroom attendant.

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Steels
10-23-2002, 01:08 PM
One more word and you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers...

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Patches
10-23-2002, 01:08 PM
You moose-cock sucking, asshole-fingering, little sister-licking, ball-bag dripping, slap-happy son of a whorebag. And you're a dumb jerk!

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Grand Master B
10-23-2002, 01:14 PM
Slapbitch Whorebag!

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DarkHippie
10-23-2002, 01:34 PM
smelly crusty yeast infection!

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Katylina
10-23-2002, 01:37 PM
You dick-licking sheep fucking obese piece of anal squirt-- I am going to grab your uterus and pull it out of your mother fingering puss filled slash.

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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 01:54 PM
Somebody pissed in your mother.

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Yo bald-headed granny
KC2OSO
10-23-2002, 02:05 PM
God damn, gypsie, dildo, punk-ass, cock-knocking, eater of rotten meats.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-23-2002, 02:18 PM
What ? No fuckin' Ziti?

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MHasegawa
10-23-2002, 02:34 PM
Herpe-Filled Creme Puff

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Mxyzptlk
10-23-2002, 02:49 PM
You dirty, dry, scabbed cunt!!!

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flipper21
10-23-2002, 06:24 PM
you...you..Don & Mike fan!
GaryWyze
10-23-2002, 06:26 PM
<font color=purple>Reed, you cock sucking, ass licking, scum swallowing, chicken shit, 1/2 a retard, faggot fucking, mother fucker - how's it going?</font>
DC Reed
10-24-2002, 09:29 AM
Reed, you cock sucking, ass licking, scum swallowing, chicken shit, 1/2 a retard, faggot fucking, mother fucker - how's it going?


too man words man, jesus almost had a seizure trying to comprehend all that babble.

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Bill From Yorktown
10-24-2002, 09:36 AM
so which one are you, Don or Mike?

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flavorsaver
10-24-2002, 09:55 AM
dumb-dumb

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GaryWyze
10-24-2002, 01:23 PM
Reed, you cock sucking, ass licking, scum swallowing, chicken shit, 1/2 a retard, faggot fucking, mother fucker - how's it going?

too man words man, jesus almost had a seizure trying to comprehend all that babble.

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DeltaPin
10-25-2002, 07:24 PM
You Poo-Poo Head!

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GodsFavoriteMan
10-25-2002, 07:42 PM
Cunt Bubble

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bigbaldirish
11-09-2002, 09:56 AM
shit staind used condom breathed monkey toolbox
BrianTheBailBondsman
11-09-2002, 10:07 AM
you tom lankis ball sucking scumbag

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fiestygal
11-09-2002, 10:08 AM
go fuck yourself with your mom's DILDO

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bigbaldirish
11-09-2002, 10:57 AM
hey aren't you rosie o'donnel?
LatinSpiceXoX
11-09-2002, 11:21 AM
hey aren't you rosie o'donnel?
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Donnielimes
11-09-2002, 05:21 PM
You Pussnutt No-Load syphilatted rectal leakin rim jobbin knob slobbin compulsive masturbater
TheGameHHH
11-09-2002, 05:46 PM
vaginal blood fart

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fiestygal
11-09-2002, 08:14 PM
youre an ABORTION that should have happened

HEY LOOK FOLKS! its the walkin talkin MISCARRIAGE


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bigbaldirish
11-09-2002, 09:29 PM
bloody pus filled belly button lint having male yeast infection
fiestygal
11-10-2002, 04:25 AM
Oh I'M SORRY...You thought what you had to say was important...

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Violent Jay
11-10-2002, 07:19 AM
go suck your moms dick

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AngelAmy
11-10-2002, 07:28 AM
shut up head!!!!!!

((ive actually been called that))

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fiestygal
11-10-2002, 07:54 AM
you dont like ron and fez.....we dont like you

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bigbaldirish
11-10-2002, 08:27 AM
.... are you still talking?
fiestygal
11-10-2002, 04:17 PM
*i HATE you

*i hope your children have DOWN SYNDROM

*why wont you die already

*YOU STINK AND WE DONT LIKE YOU

*why cant life be a cartoon adn have a piano fall on your head

*did you take the SMALL bus to school

*someones not the brightest color in the crayon box..are they?

*your dad is an asshole

*your moms a cunt

*your sisters a whore

*your brother is a fag

*your grandma sucks dick for coke

*your grandpa touches lil boys in their naughty places

*Oh...and YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN...GO FUCK YOURSELF!


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Violent Jay
11-10-2002, 08:14 PM
your mom

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ToddEVF
11-10-2002, 08:15 PM
Eminem Fan (the king of all insults)

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bigbaldirish
11-10-2002, 10:48 PM
why don't you go jump in a vat of AIDS