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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:18 PM
Once again it was a rough day at work for our favorite Former Army Ranger, and he has taken to the bottle.
Ask him some important questions and sit back and enjoy the answers.
Rooster...
Is God a man or woman?
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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:22 PM
God's last name is Bennington - That's all I know;)
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:23 PM
Will I ever be accepted amongst your people, Rooster?
Also, does this look contagious to you?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:24 PM
Alkey, buy me a six pack and I will give you a reacharound. Accepted enough for ya?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:25 PM
I will answer Alkey's second question...
According to Silera...You're clean!
Rooster.
How is Keith Richards still walking the earth?
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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Why is your name Rooster?
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ChrisTheCop
10-23-2002, 06:26 PM
How high is the sky and what makes it so blue?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:26 PM
FEELS LIKE HOME TO ME!
I'm sold!
<3
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irishkb
10-23-2002, 06:27 PM
why does beer taste so good but can be so bad for you...
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:27 PM
How is Keith Richards still walking the earth?
He actually has a pace-maker that runs on embalming fluid.
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:27 PM
According to Silera...You're clean!
She really needs to stop drinking tequila.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:28 PM
why does beer taste so good but can be so bad for you...
What do you mean? I get beer muscles all the time;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:29 PM
How high is the sky and what makes it so blue?
In the words of Redman and Method Man: "How high? Up, up to the sky!"
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:30 PM
Does the Staff Room have an open bar?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:30 PM
Hmmm...Maybe we should play Good...No Good with Drunken Rooster.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:31 PM
Does the Staff Room have an open bar?
Yes, but it only serves Natural Ice.
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blakjeezis
10-23-2002, 06:31 PM
Are IrishAlkey and Silera the two worst people ever and more than likely the future cause for the downfall of civilization as we know it?
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jamesdiggy
10-23-2002, 06:32 PM
Express lanes, worth keeping or a waste of time?
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:33 PM
In the immortal words of the "8-ball of knowledge" :
Ask again later.
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irishkb
10-23-2002, 06:35 PM
Yes, but it only serves Natural Ice.
hey at only $5 a 12pack you can't go wrong... stronger than bud ice and molson ice... Natural Ice the alcoholics best friend...
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ChrisTheCop
10-23-2002, 06:36 PM
Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?
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JustJon
10-23-2002, 06:37 PM
Quote:
Does the Staff Room have an open bar?
Yes, but it only serves Natural Ice.
That's why we have the butler get real drinks and hide them from Rooster.
According to Silera...You're clean!
But what does Ants say?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:39 PM
Express lanes, worth keeping or a waste of time?
Express is a relative term.
My relatives are all slow.
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blakjeezis
10-23-2002, 06:39 PM
Was JustJon trying to kill me when he gave me that nasty ass cigar at Bar9?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:39 PM
Are IrishAlkey and Silera the two worst people ever and more than likely the future cause for the downfall of civilization as we know it?
We shall breed and spawn the devil's child.
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:40 PM
Rooster...
Carving a pumpkin?
Carving a dead baby?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:40 PM
Was JustJon trying to kill me when he gave me that nasty ass cigar at Bar9?
THAT WAS NOT A CIGER!!!!!
*Choke Choke!
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Why are you avoiding my question?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:41 PM
But what does Ants say?
You ever see one of those McDonald's "now serving" signs?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:43 PM
Carving a dead baby?
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EffMeBoobs
10-23-2002, 06:43 PM
God's last name is
Bennington - That's all I know
So does that mean that Buddha's
last name is Whatley?
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Ants In My Pants
10-23-2002, 06:45 PM
Should I fake my orgasms? <P>
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:47 PM
We should play Ask Drunken Rooster on air....You sounded pretty lubed up bro.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:48 PM
Should I fake my orgasms?
Not if you are a guy!
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:49 PM
Should I let Ants know that I know when he's faking his orgasms?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:49 PM
We should play Ask Drunken Rooster on air
Yes, yes we should - thanks you.
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Ants In My Pants
10-23-2002, 06:50 PM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their asses?
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jamesdiggy
10-23-2002, 06:51 PM
Finally, soneone with answers. What's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:52 PM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their asses?
They sniff the paper;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:53 PM
What's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?
A halogen flashlight - sucks, doesn't it?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:55 PM
So does that mean that Buddha's
last name is Whatley?
Buddha's last name is Johansen. Hey, you wanted the answer;)
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EffMeBoobs
10-23-2002, 06:56 PM
God's last name is
Bennington - That's all I know
You skipped me! So does this
mean that Buddha's last name is
Whatley?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:56 PM
how much have you had to drink this evening? Or have you lost count?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:57 PM
You skipped me!
I never skip a chance to Effme;)
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Ants In My Pants
10-23-2002, 06:58 PM
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? If it was, would a proctologist be an astronaut? <P>
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 06:58 PM
how much have you had to drink this evening?
More than enough;) Well, the party amount
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 06:58 PM
hey Rooster....
Remember this guy?
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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 06:59 PM
Can somebody change my name to EffMeMouth?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:01 PM
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around?
No, they should be referred to as ASS-Tore-oids.
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:02 PM
Can somebody change my name to EffMeMouth?
EffMeAss is a better name.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:02 PM
Remember this guy?
That's my li'l budday!
I feel like tha Skipper with that li'l f*cker;)
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:03 PM
What about altoids?!?!
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Zipgun
10-23-2002, 07:03 PM
Who's my baby daddy?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:04 PM
What about altoids?!?!
What about 'em, Lloyd Dobbler?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:05 PM
Do they make blowjobs better?
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Ants In My Pants
10-23-2002, 07:05 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before we call him a man?
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Green Lantern
10-23-2002, 07:05 PM
How come sequels always suck
PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M READY TO TURN IT UP A KNOCH.
TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:06 PM
Do they make blowjobs better?
Blowjobs with an Altoid modification makes it feel like you are getting a BJ from a Bunsen Burner. Settled?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:06 PM
who isolated my "can"?
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It was a joke goddammit!
JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:07 PM
Rooster?
Best thread ever?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:07 PM
Rooster, during the toughest times in my life, why were there only one set of footprints in the sand?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:08 PM
Who's my baby daddy?
Michael Jackson: "But the kid is not my son." Yeah right, Mikey!
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:09 PM
during the toughest times in my life, why were there only one set of footprints in the sand?
He carried you. ((sniff))
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:10 PM
who isolated my "can"?
Me;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:10 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before we call him a man?
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:12 PM
Rooster?
Best thread ever?
Only the members can answer that. My answer: yes;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:13 PM
How come sequels always suck
That's always the issue with sloppy seconds - sorry:)
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:13 PM
Which is better?
A good back rub or a good dump?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:14 PM
Do they make blowjobs better?
Only if the girl was horrible to begin with.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:15 PM
Which is better?
A good back rub or a good dump?
A back rub while taking a dump takes the cake. Orgasms, BEWARE!
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:15 PM
Does sucking dick make me a cocksucker?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:16 PM
Why are you eating cake on the toilet?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:16 PM
Rich, will "buy me a six pack and I will give you a reacharound" fit under a board name?
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:17 PM
Does sucking dick make me a cocksucker?
This question makes me feel all squishy. Answer: Yes, yes it does.
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:18 PM
If I had the power...it would already be there.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:18 PM
Rich, will "buy me a six pack and I will give you a reacharound" fit under a board name?
If you were a mod you could make it fit. Want me to change the "can" line?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:19 PM
This question makes me feel all squishy
Does feeling squishy make you gay?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:19 PM
Why are you eating cake on the toilet?
Is there a better place?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:20 PM
If you were a mod you could make it fit.
I hear mods can make anything fit
Want me to change the "can" line?
eventually. I'm not sensitive.
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It was a joke goddammit!
Zipgun
10-23-2002, 07:21 PM
Is it true that a wet dream is just God giving you a handie?
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shorty
10-23-2002, 07:21 PM
Why am I such a retard?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:22 PM
Why is Shorty such a retard?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:23 PM
Yerdaddy?
LTRooster
buy me a six pack and I will give you a reacharound
My status....happy now?
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shorty
10-23-2002, 07:23 PM
Why is Alkey such a little bitch?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:23 PM
Does feeling squishy make you gay?
No, I should have wiped my bum this morning. That's all;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:24 PM
Is it true that a wet dream is just God giving you a handie?
No, that is your body telling you to give yourself a handy once in a while, prude;)
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:25 PM
where do I send the sixpack?
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:25 PM
Alkey + Shorty,
Bitch talk and retard calling is a sure sign of sexual frustration. Rub nasties and call me in the morning - after you wash;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:26 PM
where do I send the sixpack?
When do I reach?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:27 PM
Alkey + Shorty,
Bitch talk and retard calling is a sure sign of sexual frustration. Rub nasties and call me in the morning - after you wash
I tried.
She won't let me anywhere near her nasties.
Prissy bitch...
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:29 PM
When do I reach?
I'll give you a can
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:29 PM
I tried.
She won't let me anywhere near her nasties.
Prissy bitch...
Questions only please. i am not drinking for nothing here, people.
Shorty - can an alkey get a rub down? Throw the guy a bone - r.
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:32 PM
How much can a rooster drink before he starts knocking up some fugley chickens?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:33 PM
do you like movies about gladiators?
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:33 PM
How much can a rooster drink before he starts knocking up some fugley chickens?
Does my dog count? I "buck buck buck" when I am behind him;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:34 PM
do you like movies about gladiators?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:37 PM
Ever seen a grown man naked?
no. are they pretty?
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It was a joke goddammit!
shorty
10-23-2002, 07:38 PM
can an alkey get a rub down?
No (I wish I could give a more clever answer, but it's 4-3 in the 9th)
Why did the Rooster cross the road?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:39 PM
Does my dog count? I "buck buck buck" when I am behind him
Is that beastiality or interspecies breeding?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:40 PM
Why did the Rooster cross the road?
To get to the Sam;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:42 PM
Is that beastiality or interspecies breeding?
Neither - I pull out;)
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:42 PM
No (I wish I could give a more clever answer, but it's 4-3 in the 9th)
You're the meanest person ever.
I have Gvac to give me rub downs, anyway...
Does the Rooster dabble in the dark meat?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:43 PM
To get to the Sam
You better mean "Uncle Sam" soldier!
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:43 PM
no. are they pretty?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin' glue.
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shorty
10-23-2002, 07:43 PM
Is that beastiality or interspecies breeding?
Please keep your sex life with Silera out of this.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:44 PM
You better mean "Uncle Sam" soldier!
Only if he's buying!
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 07:47 PM
Will I explode if I eat pop rocks and coke?
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ChrisTheCop
10-23-2002, 07:48 PM
What's keeping Chief Moose?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:49 PM
Will I explode if I eat pop rocks and coke?
No, but it is like a house party in your mouth.
Seagulls will explode if you give them Alka Seltzer, though;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:51 PM
What's keeping Chief Moose?
Sound like a question for Pocahontas;) Chief Moose: The leader of the meeses;)
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:54 PM
have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
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It was a joke goddammit!
shorty
10-23-2002, 07:54 PM
Will my face really stay like this of someone slaps me on the back?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:55 PM
have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
Yeah. I like wine too;)
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 07:55 PM
Will my face really stay like this of someone slaps me on the back?
That's fukin' hot.
Can I give ya' a donkey punch?
Can I give Rooster a donkey punch?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 07:56 PM
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 07:56 PM
Will my face really stay like this of someone slaps me on the back?
Ever seen One Crazy Summer? Be careful;)
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 08:04 PM
you pass out yet Rooster?
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:04 PM
you pass out yet Rooster?
Momma?
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 08:06 PM
want ninny?
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:07 PM
want ninny?
Booby?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 08:07 PM
Quick...Someone slap him on the back of the head!
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 08:08 PM
Rooster, when you pass out can I finish your beer?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 08:10 PM
Rooster, when you pass out can I finish your beer?
Spoken like a true Irishman.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:10 PM
Rooster, when you pass out can I finish your beer?
No need, I have moved on to Tequila;)
And Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon;)
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 08:10 PM
General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
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It was a joke goddammit!
IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 08:13 PM
No need, I have moved on to Tequila
Silera just rolled over in her bed.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:14 PM
Silera just rolled over in her bed.
Cool
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shorty
10-23-2002, 08:14 PM
Quick...Someone slap him on the back of the head!
NOOOO!!!! The Rooster will look like that forever!!!
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 08:15 PM
And Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
Grab a copy of the Wizard of Oz and you're all set my man.
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:15 PM
Was JustJon trying to kill me when he gave me that nasty ass cigar at Bar9?
As I said, that fleshy cigar was a ploy to catch a lick;)
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 08:16 PM
How'd you like a nice greeeeaasy pork chop served in a dirty ashtray?
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It was a joke goddammit!
blakjeezis
10-23-2002, 08:16 PM
Is it possibly that the two hemispheres of a circle are merely there to keep the insides in and the outsides out, did you ever think of that, huh?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:17 PM
How'd you like a nice greeeeaasy pork chop served in a dirty ashtray?
"Anybody wit' a haircut like that an' you know he's an asshole."
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 08:18 PM
You're stewed, buttwad!
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It was a joke goddammit!
Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:18 PM
Is it possibly that the two hemispheres of a circle are merely there to keep the insides in and the outsides out, did you ever think of that, huh?
The theory of perimeter, interesting.
"Us...and them...and after all...we're only ordinary men."
The walls we build are a facade. I have thought about it.;)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:21 PM
You're stewed, buttwad!
"I had a vision!"
"He pukes - you die!"
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blakjeezis
10-23-2002, 08:21 PM
In England, your letters are carried by the Royal Mail. When you go to get them you're getting the post. In America, the letters are carried by the U.S. Postal Service, but you go to get the mail.
Whaddya think of that?
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 08:23 PM
The walls we build are a facade. I have thought about it.
Just like the Cleaver's House.
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EffMeBoobs
10-23-2002, 08:23 PM
Only the members can
answer that. My answer: yes
I think your member can talk.
Your member talks to me
everyday. We converse about
current events and the weather.
I'm sure someone with a schlong
as big as a banana can answer
that too. :)
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:25 PM
In England, your letters are carried by the Royal Mail. When you go to get them you're getting the post. In America, the letters are carried by the U.S. []Postal Service, but you go to get the mail.
Whaddya think of that?
Receiving things in the "post" sounds to Americans as if it were the past. Post means to announce. Americans would rather mail signify the mail as a method of delivery.
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Yerdaddy
10-23-2002, 08:27 PM
Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit!
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It was a joke goddammit!
ChrisTheCop
10-23-2002, 08:28 PM
Have we caught the sniper like a duck in a noose?
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:29 PM
Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit!
"'An you know what the bitch did tah me?"
"She knee'd him in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody."
"She did what?"
"In the family jewels?"
"Worst pain there is."
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Captain Rooster
10-23-2002, 08:31 PM
Have we caught the sniper like a duck in a noose?
That sniper is a wanna be;)
G'NIGHT!
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JerseyRich
10-23-2002, 08:36 PM
And a night of Ask Drunken Rooster comes to an end...
Be sure to look this up next time Ol Rooster is online and drunk...
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Why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
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PanterA
10-23-2002, 08:38 PM
if youre fingers taste like candy, would you eat them?
Remember...fingers dont grow back.
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Which member of the RF.net band isn't carrying their weight?
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IrishAlkey
10-23-2002, 08:48 PM
Anybody else drunk?
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How do you avoid getting stuck in the "friend zone"?
Come back Rooster, I never got to ask if penis size was really important.
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 06:20 PM
Ok! It's been a while but its time to bring back everyone's favorite game...
ASK DRUNKEN ROOSTER!
Rooster...
Why do the communists like to wear Red?
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:22 PM
Red is the color of the blood they try to suck out of American culture.
Next.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Who's my baby's daddy?
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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.
WintersEmbers
11-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Why are Elephants afraid of Mice?
viddy what todd did!
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Who's my baby's daddy?
Me! ((Theme from Halloweeen plays))
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:25 PM
Why are Elephants afraid of Mice?
For the same reason gay men fear gerbils without lube.
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Aggie
11-21-2002, 06:26 PM
Why do I want you so bad and I've never met you?
~Thanks Fluffernutter!~
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:27 PM
Why do I want you so bad and I've never met you?
Now that is just hot. I think it must be the music...or my unusually small penis;)
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 06:28 PM
Is Gvac gay...or just really feminine?
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:29 PM
Is Gvac gay...or just really feminine?
GVAC is not gay...but he does try to sleep with a flag...occasionally;)
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 06:30 PM
Is Anna Nicole Smith gonna be alive after the New Year?
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:32 PM
Is Anna Nicole Smith gonna be alive after the New Year?
I don't care. Necrophilia is coolio with me;)
necúroúphilúiúa ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nkr-fl-) also necúrophiúlism (n-krf-lzm, n-)
n.
Obsessive fascination with death and corpses.
Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.
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PanterA
11-21-2002, 06:36 PM
Ribbed or Ultra Sensitive?
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Have you ever "Grab, Twist, and
Pulled" a guy?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:38 PM
Ribbed or Ultra Sensitive?
I am naturally ribbed. Rooster, babay!
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Why is Jersey Rich so unfunny? :)
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:38 PM
Have you ever "Grab, Twist, and
Pulled" a guy?
NO! Though Twister with a load of greased women can be a blast;)
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fiestygal
11-21-2002, 06:39 PM
rooster...can you be an ass and still be loveable?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:40 PM
Why is Jersey Rich so unfunny?
He's a limey....Brits are funny...like a fox!
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PanterA
11-21-2002, 06:40 PM
Is there a part of Michael Jackson that is still black?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:41 PM
rooster...can you be an ass and still be loveable?
You meaning people in general or you meaning me or you?
Ass is loveable...people who are asses are loveable because they are people.
Ugh...brain.
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Why do I want to see more gay personals?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:43 PM
Is there a part of Michael Jackson that is still black?
No. Even his bung has been bleached. JRich told me so.
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:44 PM
Why do I want to see more gay personals?
You watch too much MTV. When did MTV turn into the podium for the marginalized and the homosexual?
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PanterA
11-21-2002, 06:45 PM
Who's your favorite character in the movie Grease?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:47 PM
Who's your favorite character in the movie Grease?
Rizzo....Ya gota love a whore in an old school outfit.
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PanterA
11-21-2002, 06:49 PM
If there was no more mozzarella cheese in the world, what cheese would you put on a pizza?
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Green Lantern
11-21-2002, 06:50 PM
How do you get invite to one of Ron & Fez lights out party?
SAVE RON & FEZ!!!
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:51 PM
If there was no more mozzarella cheese in the world, what cheese would you put on a pizza?
Easy, Blue Cheese. I can drink blue cheese dressing through a straw out of a Gatorade water bottle;)
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:53 PM
How do you get invite to one of Ron & Fez lights out party?
I duuno....never invited:(
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 06:55 PM
Why is Irish Diet Soda Bread in yoru sig, Rooster?
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:56 PM
Why is Irish Diet Soda Bread in yoru sig, Rooster?
Clarify that question you Tony Blair wanna be!
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 06:58 PM
Clarify that question you Tony Blair wanna be!
ok...Are you gay? Or just into man on man sex?
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
fiestygal
11-21-2002, 06:59 PM
rooster how can you make the gray skies bluer?
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I am a goofball & swell to boot
canofsoup15
11-21-2002, 06:59 PM
Hows does zoloft work?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 06:59 PM
ok...Are you gay? Or just into man on man sex?
OK Rich, one more time. I - will - not - have -anal - sex - with - your - limey - ass. Are we clear? Crystal? I thought so. I will cop you a hug though :)
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PanterA
11-21-2002, 06:59 PM
If you can trade your life with one person for 1 week, who and why?
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:01 PM
How can I stop the wetness in my panties?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:01 PM
rooster how can you make the gray skies bluer?
That is so poetic. I don't see the sky during daylight. I sleep of drunken haze during the so-called "hours of light."
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:02 PM
How can I stop the wetness in my panties?
With my face?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:03 PM
Hows does zoloft work?
Remember your penis? It basically cuts it off from the rest of your nervous system. Remember hormones like testosterone? They are a thing of the past.
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Death Metal Moe
11-21-2002, 07:03 PM
What makes a person "GAY?"
Is it environment, biology, or growing up in Penellis Park Florida, then moving into radio?
Oh look at that, that's a cheap joke at Fez's expense. I'm ashamed at myself.
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:04 PM
How do I remove the redness in my cheeks?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:04 PM
If you can trade your life with one person for 1 week, who and why?
Ron Bennington - He is my hero. Or the guy who makes blue cheese dressing;)
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:06 PM
How do I remove the redness in my cheeks?
Refuse to be spanked.
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:07 PM
What makes a person "GAY?"
Is it environment, biology, or growing up in Penellis Park Florida, then moving into radio?
Oh look at that, that's a cheap joke at Fez's expense. I'm ashamed at myself.
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Shame. Hobo the Monkey says, "I'm leaving."
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:08 PM
How come it feels so good to fuck a watermelon?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:10 PM
Why do men insist on walking around gym locker rooms naked?
Careful...those are the guys who are seeing if their roofies have taken effect yet. "Spot me...uuuuh....spot me......spot me.......reacharound?"
ugh
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:12 PM
How come it feels so good to fuck a watermelon?
Ask me after I get done with this warm cantaloupe. My vision: "'S gotsta be da seeds."
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fiestygal
11-21-2002, 07:13 PM
is it wrong to want to see you dressed in ladies lingerie while having a monkey spank you?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:14 PM
is it wrong to want to see you dressed in ladies lingerie while having a monkey spank you?
No. But he needs to have a certified copy of his shots prior to the reddening;)
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 07:15 PM
Why is EffMe fucking watermelons?
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
PanterA
11-21-2002, 07:15 PM
Who's that one girl that could make you drop everything and run away forever with?
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:16 PM
I'm not fucking a watermelon....I'd rather call it a banana. :)
I was just pondering the fact because I saw it on an episode of Travel Sick.
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:17 PM
Who's that one girl that could make you drop everything and run away forever with?
Wow....Ask again later.
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:18 PM
If there was a country called Ham, would the people be called Hammish or Hamavian?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:19 PM
Why is EffMe fucking watermelons?
She's not...she prefers to molest them with her ample breats.
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PanterA
11-21-2002, 07:20 PM
Wow....Ask again laterOH NO, I think I broke it....
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:21 PM
Wow....Ask again later
Fuggetit...can she raise a child and play "let's hide the Irish, mini banana"?
That's the chick.
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:22 PM
Wooo I have ample breats!!!!!
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:23 PM
If there was a country called Ham, would the people be called Hammish or Hamavian?
Hammese...the people from the nation of Ham.
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Wooo I have ample breats!!!!!
Isn't "breat" the sound a goat makes?
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Captain Rooster
11-21-2002, 07:25 PM
Next time I will "be more drunk."
I need some sleep;)
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Death Metal Moe
11-21-2002, 07:25 PM
Why is THIS still funny?
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:25 PM
You gotta meet the Baconese! They have a problem with greasy hair though. Rooster what can you recommend for the Baconese to get the grease right out of their hair?
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JerseyRich
11-21-2002, 07:27 PM
And scene...
That brings another round of Ask Drunken Rooster to an end...
Thanks for playing everyone.
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
fiestygal
11-21-2002, 07:29 PM
can i video tape you adn teh LIMEY BASTARD making out...i feel the sexual tension between your posts...its so thick i can cut it with a knife?
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EffMeBoobs
11-21-2002, 07:31 PM
Damn I thought he was going to be here all night, I was just about to tip my hottie waiter.
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TheMojoPin
11-21-2002, 08:46 PM
He bailed BEFORE midnight? Hey, Rooster, my 84-year-old grandfather wants to see you about some REAL drinking...
Just kidding, Drinky McDrinkabunch.
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Zipgun
11-22-2002, 06:39 PM
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
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How come I always miss drunken Roster?
And I have so much that I need answered.
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fiestygal
11-24-2002, 04:56 PM
what is drunken roosters favorite drink to get him to become drunken rooster
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JerseyRich
11-24-2002, 07:35 PM
My guess is Sam Adams.
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TheMojoPin
11-24-2002, 09:37 PM
Ask a tottering cock?
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flavorsaver
11-25-2002, 10:30 AM
Obviously we are not the end of the evolutionary time table...how will the next rung of the ladder differ from us?
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Captain Rooster
11-25-2002, 10:32 AM
Let me get back to all of you when the spirits (Sam Adams and Tequila) move me;)
Oh yeah, that'll most likely be Wednesday night;)
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flavorsaver
11-25-2002, 10:47 AM
Aye aye, Captain!
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grlNIN
11-25-2002, 10:53 AM
Rooster.....
why does 2+2=4???
who invented gum and why is it so chewy????
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Kewlkat
11-25-2002, 11:19 AM
Which is better? an innie or an outtie?
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JerseyRich
11-25-2002, 12:15 PM
Save your questions for when Rooster is good and sauced up!
Otherwise your questions go unanswered.
Spy Report...He said this Wednesday night maybe.
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Death Metal Moe
01-15-2003, 07:06 PM
I saw Rooster was drinkin' tonight.
Is it time??
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Captain Rooster
01-15-2003, 07:19 PM
refer to the blakjeeeeezis thread
easier to track
I need a heinelen
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Zipgun
01-15-2003, 07:29 PM
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
Well????
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