Patches
10-23-2002, 08:58 PM
Well, what I've learned anyway.
I. THOU SHALT NOT ASK HOW THOU CAN LISTEN TO RON AND FEZ ON THE INTERNET!
II.THOU SHALT NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY IF THOU GETS TOOLED ON. IT HAPPENS TO EVERY MALE AND SOME CHICKS.
III.IF THOU WANT TO ADDRESS THE HORDE KING, THOU SHOULD DO IT INTELLIGENTLY. OTHERWISE THOU WILL BE RIPPED APART.
IV. THOU SHALT NOT MESS WITH ADMINISTRATORS. THEY WILL MAKE THOU WISH THOU NEVER HEARD OF THE INTERNET.
V. THOU SHALT NOT KISS ADMIN OR MOD ASS. IT WILL NOT GET THOU ANYWHERE.
VI. THOU SHALT NOT HARASS THE FEW FEMALES ON THIS SITE. THEY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THOU.
VII. IF THOU HAS LESS THAN 400 POSTS DO NOT START A RIDICULOUSLY SILLY STUPID THREAD. AGAIN, NO ONE WILL APPRECIATE IT, AND THOU WILL GET RIPPED APART.
VIII. IF FORCED BETWEEN TOOLING ON SOMEONE OR PRAISING THEM, ALWAYS PRAISE THEM. THIS SITE IS ABOUT THE LOVE.
IX. LEAVE SELF PITY AND SHYNESS AT THE DOOR. EVERYONE HERE IS MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP THOU WITH ANY ISSUES OR PROBLEMS THOU MAY HAVE. JUST ASK.
X. IF THOU HAS AN IDEA FOR A THREAD THAT THOU THINKS IS WONDERFUL AND ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL, THOU SHOULD CHECK THE SEARCH ENGINE FIRST TO SEE IF IT HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY. IF NOT, POST AWAY AND GOOD LUCK!
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This message was edited by Patches on 10-25-02 @ 12:31 AM
I. THOU SHALT NOT ASK HOW THOU CAN LISTEN TO RON AND FEZ ON THE INTERNET!
II.THOU SHALT NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY IF THOU GETS TOOLED ON. IT HAPPENS TO EVERY MALE AND SOME CHICKS.
III.IF THOU WANT TO ADDRESS THE HORDE KING, THOU SHOULD DO IT INTELLIGENTLY. OTHERWISE THOU WILL BE RIPPED APART.
IV. THOU SHALT NOT MESS WITH ADMINISTRATORS. THEY WILL MAKE THOU WISH THOU NEVER HEARD OF THE INTERNET.
V. THOU SHALT NOT KISS ADMIN OR MOD ASS. IT WILL NOT GET THOU ANYWHERE.
VI. THOU SHALT NOT HARASS THE FEW FEMALES ON THIS SITE. THEY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THOU.
VII. IF THOU HAS LESS THAN 400 POSTS DO NOT START A RIDICULOUSLY SILLY STUPID THREAD. AGAIN, NO ONE WILL APPRECIATE IT, AND THOU WILL GET RIPPED APART.
VIII. IF FORCED BETWEEN TOOLING ON SOMEONE OR PRAISING THEM, ALWAYS PRAISE THEM. THIS SITE IS ABOUT THE LOVE.
IX. LEAVE SELF PITY AND SHYNESS AT THE DOOR. EVERYONE HERE IS MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP THOU WITH ANY ISSUES OR PROBLEMS THOU MAY HAVE. JUST ASK.
X. IF THOU HAS AN IDEA FOR A THREAD THAT THOU THINKS IS WONDERFUL AND ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL, THOU SHOULD CHECK THE SEARCH ENGINE FIRST TO SEE IF IT HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY. IF NOT, POST AWAY AND GOOD LUCK!
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Patches...Your Football Fantasy. (5-2, second place, tied).
Aggie on Patches: "The bestest bitch ever!"
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This message was edited by Patches on 10-25-02 @ 12:31 AM