What's the worst way to die?

[fatty]

if there's a thread on this already lick my nuts, i couldn't find it.

i think buried alive is the worst, followed by drowning. please put a bullet in my head before either of these happen to me.

but as for creative deaths i think being held up to your neck in water in a big pot as they turn on the heat slowly as they boil you alive is pretty rough. also being put naked in a tin coffin in an oven so your skin just bubbles and melts and sticks to the tin is also downright dirty.

what do you think is the worst way to go?

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[Bill From Yorktown]

on a stage in Redbank

aside from that - hmm I'd think anything painful and slow

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[A.J.]

Burned or stabbed.

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[shorty]

alone, but i hear drowning's not fun either b/c you're very aware of what's going on

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[TheMojoPin]

I've heard stories of people who almost drowning saying that once they run out of air, it actually gets very calm and peaceful...but it still sounds awful.

I wouldn't want to be crushed.

Worst of all? Eaten alive by a shark.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 10-24-02 @ 12:54 PM

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

I dont know about the worse way but the worst time would be while listing to ron&Fez as you were kncoking off a peice of azzzz and you die before the batch is delivered and miss the Fezitorial

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

alone,


Yeah, they'll find my bloated corpse after my cats have eaten my face off and a neighbor complains about the stench.

And why the face?

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[Michael Fury]

Beaten to death with a chair by a gap-toothed hillbilly on "Jerry Springer".





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[FUNKMAN]

worst way to die is being unable to say goodbye to your family...

or to die after fighting with a loved one and the last things said were hurtful...

flesh eating bacteria...
being eaten by an animal...

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[Wolf]

Like Daniel Pearl. That was horrible.

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[legroommusic]

some people say death by chocolate wouldn't be one of them, but I disagree. I love chocolate and it would be hard on me because it'd be like being betrayed by someone you love, except you eat that person.

I'm the saddest man in america.

[dcpete]

a middle ages torture death. they would hang you upside down by your ankle, naked, and then used a cross cut saw to saw you in half. starting at your genials and working their way down slowly. because you're upside down all the blood rushes down to your brain so you are consious and feeling it until the get to the heart. I couldn't imagine anything worse.

[TheMojoPin]

9/11.

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[Sheeplovr]

you had to kill it mojo
we were all having fun and games but oh no


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[ToddEVF]

definately burning, because you feel the flesh totally eff' lifting off the muscle. Drowning is bad too because your lungs explode, and buried alive because its mostly from shock.

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[Aggie]

What's the worst way to die?

Alone.

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[canofsoup15]

A limb being ripped off while you lie on the ground and watch the blood slowly seep out of your body, ewwww.

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[Captain Rooster]

SHARK ATTACK!

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Within Earshot of WNEW between 2 to 7.

Torture me all night, just switch the station.

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[GrimSanity]

burning alive. before you die you actually feel your flesh burning off and the lungs explode. sounds reather painful

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[SoccerMom]

Slowly, with a radio playing a Don and Mike marathon just out of reach.

[Coach]

Having hundreds of those large fishhooks they use to catch marlin and shark, piercing every part of your body and having ropes attached to them and at the other end of the ropes are hundreds of people ready to pull and an announcer saying: "OK now on the count of three...." Sometimes I get nightmares about it.

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[CreepyGyrl]

Naked or on the bowl...think about he humliation of your family...

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[flavorsaver]

Tied down to a dentist's chair with a fire hose pumping your body full of water.

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[furie]

I've always had a mild fear of drowning, but i'd have to say burning would be the worst. It just seems to me that it would hurt so bad, and last far too long.

Second worst would have to be getting shot ot stabbed in the somach then bleeding to death. Mainly because it would take hours.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Within Earshot of WNEW between 2 to 7.

I hear you mo this guy sucks

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[El Mudo]

having your intestines blown out like that poor bastard in saving private ryan...

or having your head bashed in on a guardrail by a mobster..

or being shot in the head when you are told you are about to become a made man and then being shot in the face so your mother couldnt have an open casket funeral
for you

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[Christy]

Listen to this story ...

My best friend told me this story about this boy who helps her with her computer. This boy's Dad went out to eat at a restaurant with his entire family to celebrate his 40th birthday. He ended up choking to death on a piece of a pickle!!! :-(

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[HordeKing1]

Burning in a small confined space that is being slowly compressed around your body, crushing it, as the enclosure fills with diluted acid (enough to burn but not immediately kill), while rats gnaw your toes and snakes slither in your intestines. Just before death, the entire contraption is ejected from a spaceship and the airlock suddenly opened so that you explode retaining consciousness just long enough to feel shards of metal rip through your eyeballs before you die.

I think that would be bad.

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[El Mudo]

boy hordeking, you sure take the fun out of everything

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[Violent Jay]

By far the worst way to die is not only drowning but drowning in a pool of blood even worse a pool of your blood. i really dont think it gets much worse. a slow painful death worsned bye the feelling that your being forced to breath in your blood

[TheMojoPin]

Rooster and I are still right. Imagine just being chewed to death, alive, by a shark. The idea that I could be eaten to death by something is both insulting AND terrifying.

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[A.J.]

Burning in a small confined space that is being slowly compressed around your body, crushing it, as the enclosure fills with diluted acid (enough to burn but not immediately kill), while rats gnaw your toes and snakes slither in your intestines. Just before death, the entire contraption is ejected from a spaceship and the airlock suddenly opened so that you explode retaining consciousness just long enough to feel shards of metal rip through your eyeballs before you die.


HK, have you been reading Dante's Inferno? :)

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[bigbaldirish]

skinned alive with a potato peeler, and then having your face kicked in like in American History X

[gone]

By far the worst way to die is not only drowning but drowning in a pool of blood even worse a pool of your blood. i really dont think it gets much worse. a slow painful death worsned bye the feelling that your being forced to breath in your blood


i still say your own vomit is worse

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Diarrhea

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[Aggie]

i forgot about the ebola virus. it takes a few days to kill you and your insides slowly turn to mush and you bleed out of all of your orafaces until you die

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[A.J.]

i still say your own vomit is worse


No, choking on someone else's vomit would be worse (see "Spinal Tap").

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