What is your favorite Al Dukes bit?

[yarpwizard]

I'm listening to the Saturday Ron and Fez replay and they're playing the best of Al. What is your favorite memory of Al. There are so many. " I'm not gay.....this is NOT a bit" I really miss his incompetence. Maybe they should have another big ass night of fights to bring him back.
My favorite is the poop on the check....yek!!!!
"You can't keep poppin' in here gay as a cricket....Big Gay Heart.

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[blakjeezis]

I think my favorite was the wedding gift. It was such an abysmal act, I was dying.

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[DC Reed]

he said they werent bits though.

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[Dork-kc]

My favorite was when he attempted to sing some Bon Jovi songs and crapped all over them.

[ToddEVF]

he said they werent bits though


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I'd have to say when he challenged Rory to Thuderdome rules fight

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[yarpwizard]

I hope Ron really makes the Al Dukes CD. That would be must for my collection. There's enough material for a few volumes. Maybe they should introduce Al to the people in DC. <P>

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[McNabbShouldDie]

When he flipped on Gay Randy numerous times.

BTW, is this Al Dukes "best of" live right now?




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[yarpwizard]

This is the replay from Wednesday's daytime show.
I remember the night Stalker Patty and Al did the duet. Wow!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Just any of the awful guests he booked, because that ment Iris, kenny and Andre would make an appearance.

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[SuperClerk]

When R&F did a walkout and left Al on the air alone. He almost had a heart atack.

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[HordeKing1]

YARPWIZARD wrote:

I really miss his incompetence

I really miss his incontinence.

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[CelticPete]

Definitely the sound drops: I go down poles; I'm the gay guy on Broadway; I like a big butt and a penis. Ahh memories.

Ponder this: If Al was radio poison, why is it that every single intern and staffer, except Staples, has the same monotone quality as Al? Coincidence?

"You wanna pretend that Al Dukes gets his own show in the drive time slot, slllhhhpppp"

[ADF]

I always like "happy drunk" Al, but then the raging tempest would eventually arise and all hell would break out.

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

Ponder this: If Al was radio poison, why is it that every single intern and staffer, except Staples, has the same monotone quality as Al? Coincidence?

You've got a point there Pete...

Hawk, WonderBoy, and even Rory at times shine with Al's "magnificiantly annoying" qualities from time to time. It's like an "on air" epidemic.

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

Anytime he would get mad, good. When Billy threw baloons at him, very good

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[Green Lantern]

My favorite Al Dukes bit is the on I called in with, the one when he rejected the girl from the spank club of new york Racheal

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[cozmokramer]

Well the drops are great including:

"WHAT I HAVE TO SAY , THIS IS NOT A BIT!"

"I like the big butt or the penis"

"Uhhhhhhh..im gay"

but the best bit was definetly the classic "Al-a-torial"

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[Coach]

The Pinball Machine Has to be the pinball machine.

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[Dave from Queens]

anytime Al and gay randy crossed paths...great radio

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[Michael Fury]

I always laughed when Al made Gay Randy sign a waiver before engaging in any R&F shenanigans - legally covering his ass just in case Al "took a swing" at Randy.







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[Frank Black]

when he dies

[jafter]

The day he got fired. He was horrible.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[slitwrist78]

I was at the hooters fight where he lost his job and although that was great I would have to go with after billy crapped on his check and he called the show and said that it fell under the "umbrella of sexual harassment"

[DEAD MAN]

THE BEST WAS HIS
Grape ape or tape???? bit...
if you can call it a bit.



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[yeahdude]

I liked his butt-slam poetry. <P>

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[Death Metal Moe]

"Uhh, yeah HI this is Al again. You said to call up..."

"Al YOU KNOW you're banned from the show. You can't call here."

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[Photothing]

When he peed himself.

He's creepy.


I'm blonde, you don't have
to talk louder, just slower....

[ADF]

His naughty bits.

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