Bit Idea: Two Kinds of People

[ADF]

Have you ever heard someone say, "There are two kinds of people in this world..."?

Well, there are.

There are people who go on the upper deck of the bridge, and people who go on the lower deck.

There are people who put the ketchup on top of their fries (idiots, I call them), and people who put it on the side.

What are some others?

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[Yerdaddy]

there are people I want to have sex with

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[fiestygal]

there is me and there is you

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

There are people who get me, and those who don't.

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[blakjeezis]

I was just gonna make a thread about this, but you beat me to it. My thing is rats and frogs. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, can be broken down into these two groups based solely on the physical structure of their face. I, for example, am a frog, Trojan_Rabbit is a rat. Joshua Jackson is a frog while Owen Wilson is a rat. This has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on them as a person. It is an observation, not a judgement. Some peole look like rats, some people look like frogs. See if you can apply this in your lives. You'll see I'm right. I've done extensive research on the subject and everybody fits into one of these categories.

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[FelixDasGato]

You say tomato, and I say tomato, I say potato and you say potato

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[Sheeplovr]

There people who eat fruit cups and the people who make fruit cups

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[canofsoup15]

People who gain wait, and people who dont because of there high metabilism(damn them)

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[furie]

there are people who slow down to look at accidents, and those who have their lives ruined by these a-holes.

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[DC Reed]

there are people who enjoy vulgar and people who despise it.

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[Wolf]

There are people who prefer the Beatles and people who prefer Elvis. You can like both, but there is usually a stronger preference to one.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

There are people who take the Cars only lane and those who take the Cars, Trucks, and Buses lane.

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[bboxer]

Those who arte leaders those are followers.
Those who live life, those that let it pass by.
Those that demand respect those that recieve it.
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[furie]

let us not forget the ultimate "Two Kinds of People", dog people & cat people.

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[Lisa Croft]

Some peole look like rats, some people look like frogs.This has been a long-standing theory of mine. There are "face types" that look like animals. There are the horse people, characterized by long faces, huge teeth, weak chins (Chelsea Clinton, Carol Burnett). There are the chicken/bird people, characterized by bumped/beak-like noses, curved necks, often with the protruding Adam's Apple (Chloris Leachman, Harland Williams, I think Owen Wilson is a chicken). The frog people, as previously mentioned, with the round heads and bugged out eyes (Lizzie Grubman IS a frog). There are also the turtle people, who always reminded me of those little bobbing-head Koopa Turtles in the Super Mario Bros. games(Tori Spelling), although not to be confused with the frog people. PanterA says everyone looks like some sort of animal, but I think it's possible to just look human.

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