How Desperate Are You For Money??

[Miss Dolores Haze]

I have just reached my all time low. I just went to the coinstar machine and cashed in all my change(which is also my life savings). I got $30.04. This is pretty pathetic


You see, she had absolutely nowhere to go.

[Captain Rooster]

I am living off the change from my car's ash tray.





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This message was edited by LTRooster on 10-30-02 @ 3:36 PM

[Patches]

I've done that. You can get pretty fucked up on 30 bucks.

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[SRFSTARVD]

That is your low???? I used to do that once a week to fill up my gas tank in my car...that is nothing....shit Im even gonna say how bad it can get...

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[CreepyGyrl]

My roomate did that once and she came out with a hundred bucks!!!

I have done that and only ended up with 50 bucks!!

But I guess yo can say I am desperate for money...for a car that is..otherwise I'm fine...

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Let's see, I have 31 bucks in my wallet.

So, pretty F'n desperate.




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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I paid an installment of my student loan with rolls of coins.

When I had NO money, I would volunteer to be in the "control group" for medical experiments.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

I think that $30 bucks is deperate considering thats all I have.


You see, she had absolutely nowhere to go.

[FUNKMAN]

not to be too crude but after they closed the Colgate Plant where i worked the government was performing tests on sperm for lead content(not mandatory)...
so for 50 bucks I tossed one off in Jersey City's City Hall bathroom...

wierd experience: a cop let me in and there only seemed to be me and the female physician in the whole place... she actually measured my testacles and was squeezing them as if she was giving me a mammogram, maybe you would call it a bagogram...:)

well anyway, that's my story...



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[Knowledged_one]

A good thing to do ( i did this in college) is go to a dollar store and buy a roll of "raffle tickets" go around to the people in the town tell them you are raffling something for your fraternity/club/etc. and just collect then easy way to make a couple hundred dollars

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I'm so rich, I wear spats.

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[irocfem22]

i paid for dinner at mcdonalds with quarters the other day

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

I am living off the change from my car's ash tray.
I hear ya.. but i hate that ashy taste when you have to hold one of the quarters in your mouth.

And MOJOPIN you are funny as hell bro!

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[philby]

A good thing to do ( i did this in college) is go to a dollar store and buy a roll of "raffle tickets" go around to the people in the town tell them you are raffling something for your fraternity/club/etc. and just collect then easy way to make a couple hundred dollars
i always had a feeling you were a lowlife.

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[furie]

I paid my bar tab one night all with sacagawea dollars

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[Violent Jay]

im not but i know a kid whos fat and ugly who humped the gayest kid in our school for a quarter so he could call his mom after football

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[DreamWeaver]

I'm considering donating plasma

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[Ants In My Pants]

I wipe my ass with $20 bills. I don't enjoy it though, it kinda hurts.

Dolores, come see me... we'll work something out, kid.

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[TheGameHHH]

I have 3 dollars to my name right now. In the past two weeks I have gone out to two seperate places looking for a job and I haven't heard anything back. I am going out tonight at 8 to start searching again.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

Dolores, come see me... we'll work something out, kid. <P> Can I call you Daddy? <P>

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[fatty]

i am bzoke like a joke. i live check to check and each week it gets worse. i'm so broke i was hoping this thread was going to be something where i could do something for money.

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[Ants In My Pants]

Can I call you Daddy?
Yes. All my moneymakers do.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

Yes. All my moneymakers do

So......now i'm turning tricks? Well it's the best of both worlds Money and Sex:)Ok!

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[Ants In My Pants]

Very good. You'll be getting your application forms in the mail shortly.

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[Contra]

A good thing to do ( i did this in college) is go to a dollar store and buy a roll of "raffle tickets" go around to the people in the town tell them you are raffling something for your fraternity/club/etc. and just collect then easy way to make a couple hundred dollars


now that right there is an entrepreneur! any more of these trick you know? i'm lookin to make a run to the dollar store...

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Apply to McDonnalds, I'd be happy to have you serve me. (dont be surprised to see me looking at the staff and snickering)

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I still have hundreds of 32-cent stamps from my previous employment... Sadly, I sell 2 of them at work for 2 bits.

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[Hosp]

I'd swallow.

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[Ants In My Pants]

I'd swallow.
Yes, but what would you do for money?

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[pink van]

i definitly am desperate i am living off 2 credit cards

[Herrenvolk]

I have about $3.63 in my checking account; of which $3.50 is for a check. If things get too bad, what keeps me going is the following equation: <P> plastic bags lying around + $7 for a roll of duct tape = a quick solution to all problems! ;) <P> <P> <P> <P>

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

i definitly am desperate i am living off 2 credit cards

I did that my first year of college. Now I have one credit card left in which I use for gas

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[reddevil12553]

ive been bring cans back weekly... ive been on 5 bucks for 3 days now...

[DeltaPin]

I have just reached my all time low. I just went to the coinstar machine and cashed in all my change(which is also my life savings). I got $30.04. This is pretty pathetic
Was that before or after the 9% service charge?

Me. I got money coming out my ass.

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[Megadeth]

I find shit laying around my house and throw it on EBay
You'd be surprised what people will pay for.

[Geppetto]

Things are pretty good now but in collage I lived off 69 cent cheeseburgers and once my roomate and I were so sick of just drinking tap water we tryed to make grape juice by pouring water into an almost empty jelly jar and shaking it. I don't recomened it.

[Miss Dolores Haze]

Was that before or after the 9% service charge?

After the 8.9% charge

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[Serial]

KnowledgedOne, you're an F'N genius.A good thing to do ( i did this in college) is go to a dollar store and buy a roll of "raffle tickets" go around to the people in the town tell them you are raffling something for your fraternity/club/etc. and just collect then easy way to make a couple hundred dollars
I would think those booklet things would work even better. "Win A Brand New Car! $100/ticket"
I think I'll be making a trip to the dollar store and, making raffle booklets on the comp real soon. F'N brilliant!

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[shorty]

Very good. You'll be getting your application forms in the mail shortly.



Oh, I thought you said 'Shorty'.

Anyway, up until I acquired myself a sugar daddy I was as desperate as all your broke asses. I'm actually reading a book about being broke in college, "The Broke Diaries". It's pretty damn funny and brings back some painful memories of my mac 'n cheese days.

And the next time you title a thread like this you best be offerin' cash.

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This message was edited by shorty on 10-31-02 @ 12:36 AM

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