What would you do with a Million dollars? [Archive]

Donnielimes

10-30-2002, 06:11 PM

I chronically fill out the publishing clearing house forms on the internet cause I want a million dollars. So they sent me this official looking letter and a number to call. so this dude asks me "Don, What would you do with a million dollars?" so i said I would 'spend it on women and booze', so the guy says "NO, Really' I was like "yo asshole really I would spend that shit on women and fucking booze" DICK!!!!

Yerdaddy

10-30-2002, 06:21 PM

3....2.....1.....

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TheMojoPin

10-30-2002, 09:24 PM

"Two chicks at the same time."

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Anakin Skywalker

10-30-2002, 09:25 PM

Move To NYC & live like a fat cat!

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nellie

10-31-2002, 08:56 AM

buy a small house with lots of land, and put whateverelse of the money is left towards my painting supplies

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10-31-2002, 09:03 AM

Count it and see how long it take me too...

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TheGameHHH

10-31-2002, 09:06 AM

I'll tell ya what I'd do man....two chicks at the same time.

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Smiledog11

10-31-2002, 09:14 AM

move to nyc and live like a fat cat 
a million in nyc and you'd still only be a malnourished, hairless alley cat! 

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-31-2002, 09:37 AM

i would get it in 20's and roll
around in it. then i'd buy a
BMW 330xi, super charge it,
and get speeding tickets.

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El Mudo

10-31-2002, 09:45 AM

buy your love

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Jennitalia

10-31-2002, 09:54 AM

plan a vacation/trip for my friends, get a house in NYC and Vegas and party like the whore that i am

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Wolf

10-31-2002, 10:02 AM

I'd be rich!

I would pay my bills and then continue what I always have been, ACTING!

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Ants In My Pants

10-31-2002, 10:18 AM

The first person to reply "I'd buy you a K car, a nice reliant automobile" will die a slow painful death at my hands, I swear.

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HordeKing1

10-31-2002, 11:35 AM

A million dollars isn't an enormous amount of money. You certainly couldn't live off of it indefinitely.

Lets say you bought a home that cost 400,000. That leaves you with just 600,000. A private college can cost upwards of 100,000 PER KID, (not to mention graduate school).

With the little money left you'd want to establish (or further contribute) to a nice diversified portfolio, especialy now, when the market is so depressed.

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DarkHippie

10-31-2002, 11:36 AM

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner (but I would, I'd just eat more)

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2002, 11:22 AM

I'd get it all in those new Gold Dollars, put in in a Bin, and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2002, 11:23 AM

Actually, I'd get that house by the lake I've always wanted, and run around NAKED!

ha HA!

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erole

11-03-2002, 02:00 PM

lol, now i just have to buy Office Space

JerseyRich

11-03-2002, 02:25 PM

I'd buy your love.

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erole

11-03-2002, 02:45 PM

hey baby, my love is free, but my lap dances aren't.
It would cost you...say...one million dollars

Deathstroke

11-03-2002, 03:21 PM

id have plastic surgury to look like Jersey rich...hes a God

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-03-2002, 03:54 PM

A million isn't really a lot, as Horde King pointed out.

I wouldn't really do anything extravagant. I'd pay off my mortgage. Pay off my sweet baboo's car loan and credit cards. I'd quit my job and find a job that I REALLY like (like being a pet sitter) and do freelance editing on the side; as long as I had a good "cushion" to fall back on for emergencies I think I could be quite happy doing that.

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blakjeezis

11-03-2002, 04:14 PM

Quit my job and finish school. With the money left over, I would buy Canada. I figure it can't cost that much.

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Gmann

11-03-2002, 04:22 PM

Id use that money to inflict as much pain and suffering on all my enemies and anyone who has ever made me suffer. Money is money....vengence, retribution and a good laugh lasts forever...bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Steels

11-03-2002, 05:09 PM

I would annouce...."Goodbye everybody....I'm moving to Osaka"!

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grlNIN

11-03-2002, 05:18 PM

I would start my own drug ring and climb my way to the top of the food chain by having people that work for me pedal drugsa to minors, and when the man finds me id go out ScarFace style

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fiestygal

11-03-2002, 05:25 PM

pay my college loans and college tuition off

pay all my parents bills

buy back my old house

buy my CLK 320 BLACK or WHITE convertible

spoil my friends

spoil my bf

get my own place

open a bridal shop where i design the dresses

buy my own radio station- move R&F there and bring back O&A- it would be a super cool station

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RandomNY

11-04-2002, 06:23 AM

I would try to deposit the REALLY BIG CHECK you get when you win...

BrianTheBailBondsman

11-04-2002, 08:10 AM

Get a really big fuckin' sig pic! larger then allowed and pay off the MOD to keep it on... then roll around naked in it with all the hotties on here and spent that shit! till i had none left

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Violent Jay

11-11-2002, 07:01 AM

if i had a million dollars i would buy R&F so they could stay in NYC

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Bill From Yorktown

11-11-2002, 07:07 AM

as boring as it may sound
1 pay off the house
2 give both sets of parents 100k spending money
3 put away 200 k for my kid's education
4 spend 100k on "stuff" - toys for me and the misses, vacation, etc
5 put the rest away for a rainy day

this is of course assuming it's a mil after taxes

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shellcreatives

11-16-2002, 05:36 PM

I'd move to a slum, (like anywhere in the Bronx) and wave twenties in hot chicks faces. Then I'd prove that money can buy you love, and pain, and sadistic candle wax drippings... I might even splurge and buy a dungeon to keep my tramps locked up in... And yes, I'd do all this in the Bronx.

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HordeKing1

11-16-2002, 08:41 PM

We all seem to be forgetting something. With a million dollars, the first thing we'd do (not very happily I might add) is give the IRS about 45% of it.

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Donnielimes

11-17-2002, 07:12 AM

Yeah But you could get a good quality Whitetrash Ho on the lower deck aka the lower eastside. Your choice of the bronx leads one to believe you think Crack is cheaper up here.

LatinSpiceXoX

11-17-2002, 10:27 AM

Buy a house/condo.
Get a convertable.
Invest.
Save.

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TheMojoPin

11-17-2002, 02:08 PM

Then I'd prove that money can buy you love, and pain, and sadistic candle wax drippings... I might even splurge

Too late.

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Serial

11-24-2002, 11:15 PM

Pay off my debts and save the majority of what's left over. I'd then go to wrestling school so I can be whipped with barbed wire, smacked in the head with chairs and light bulbs, put through tables, etc...all for $10 a night.
I'd still like to do that even if I can't have a million dollars.

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