What do you want for XMAS?

[PrivatePyle]

It's getting to be that time again.

Remember Sammy Jankis

Hey, who stepped on the duck?

[Jennitalia]

somebody to love me
and some clothes & cds and a new stereo would rock, too.

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[Tall_James]

My 2 front teeth...biting into a really nice, expensive Filet Mignon.

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Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[Col.Kurtz]

A 1966 Chevelle SS, 396, 4 speed. Anyone feeling generous?

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

[Contra]

a hooker and a six pack will suffice

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

to roll around naked in mazzola corn oil for 20 minutes with all the girls on the board at one time

I promise i'll never ask for another present as long as i live if i can have that

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

This message was edited by BrianTheBailBondsman on 10-31-02 @ 5:26 PM

[Steels]

Too Cute

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[armymad]

i would not mind her http://hstrial-gschwarz.homestead.com/files/nadine_jansen_beige_top.jpg <P>

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The Best Thing Going Today
in the family

[A.J.]

No traffic on I-95 when I drive up to CT to see my family.

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A Skidmark production.

[Violent Jay]

i want a pony and a rocketship and a popny straped to a rocket ship

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[Death Metal Moe]

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[Contra]

would you like him stuffed moe?

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R.I.P. Jam Master J

[jamesdiggy]

I want to be Mr. Stephanie McMahon. If not that, then I'll have what Contra's having.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[MHasegawa]

I'm suprised none of us smart-asses asked for that rifle from that one Christmas movie, you know the one that's on TV everyday from Thanksgiving until New Years...

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[Yerdaddy]

ass

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Cybersoldier]

to get laid

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[Gwen]

A cute boyfriend and an iPod to match my new laptop would be nice...

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<b>Thanks IrishKB for the sig!</b>

[Hawiian shirt craig]

i could use someone
warm to crawl into bed with,
but thats not such a big one
some video games i wont
itemize
good grades
for me not to be sick for
christmas :-(
an L-tuned es300 engine
with super charger for my
car.
everyone around me to
be happy so i can really
enjoy christmas.
a nymphomaniac date
for new years who knows
the value of taking it in the
ass.



-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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San Diego Chargers 4-0

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>Ron & Fez to stay on the air and preferably in New York.

And a new Ducati 996 in racing red wouldn't hurt either!</font>



This message was edited by GaryWyze on 11-2-02 @ 10:47 AM

[canofsoup15]

A lovely lady, and a ps2 with vice city, hell yea.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

The Original Brand of White Rollerskates with Pink Wheels and pom-pom shoelaces...
see photo below
http://www.thesportsauthority.com/product/index.jsp?productId=386810&cp=726656&parentPage=family

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[TheMojoPin]

Peace on Earth and the Great Pumpkin.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Aggie]

To finally get to spend some time with a friend of mine that lives faaar away, that would be the best present. :)

I'm suprised none of us smart-asses asked for that rifle from that one Christmas movie, you know the one that's on TV everyday from Thanksgiving until New Years...
It would have been funny if you remembered it...but now no one can use it. :p

~Thanks to PanterA for this kick ass sig!~
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[Anakin Skywalker]

1- My Sanity
2- A Soul
3- A new liver

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I shall be the most powerful Jedi EVER!!!!

[BIG HUG]

Jesus gave his life for me, for us. That is way more than enough.

How can a person compare material possessions to such an unselfish gift?

[thelowestpartisfree]

1. moog prodigy
2. a girl who likes watching me play "Vice City"
3. A grip on reality

[thelowestpartisfree]

easy......I WANT STUFF!!!!

[Earth2RON]

What do you want for XMAS?
I want a big booty chick to make her ass cheeks clap for me!

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A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it
was never meant to be and you just have to let go

[Dave from Queens]

for Xmas id like to see Ron and Fez have a 5 year contract with NEW to stay in NY

Utopia Banished, Melodic Death from NY!!!!
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/428/utopia-banished.html

[yarpwizard]

A few million dollars would nice. Ron and Fez staying in New York. <P>

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[Dirt Merchant 03]

a cheeseburger and a nice warm girl; it gets cold in the mountains of nj.
maybe just the girl.

do any ladies want to help make my wish list come true?:)



This message was edited by Dirt Merchant '03 on 11-5-02 @ 11:38 AM

[Coco]

I would love an emerald ring with diamonds around it.

______________________

We can't change our past, but we can change the way we look at it - into something more positive

[ladygodiva]

latinspice you can have the rollerskates i wore for the night of frights,my rollerskating days are over.What size? <P> <P>

[NewYorkDragons80]

Band of Brothers DVD

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[Earth2RON]

What size?
9....oh wait you asked for shoe size my bad!

I still have my pair of rollerskates from back in the day, i just dont know where the hell they at.

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A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it
was never meant to be and you just have to let go

[LatinSpiceXoX]

latinspice you can have the rollerskates i wore for the night of frights,my rollerskating days are over.What size?
OH shit.. that was u?

My friend *CARTMAN* was telling me there was a girl in rollerskates.. I was in denial, cause I wanted to be the first to bring them back in style.. WOW, God Bless You for having them on all night.

P.S. We'll talk about my shoe size later.

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[fiestygal]

latinspice you can have the rollerskates i wore for the night of frights,my rollerskating days are over.What size?


god bless girl...i saw you almost bust your ass a few on the floor...but i was jealous of your skating abilities..more power to ya

HMMMM...what I want...i think truely i have it in my life now....IM FINALLY HAPPY

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[schmega]

i want r&f on ny radio from 7-11 for as long as the buddays wanna stay on.

since i'm asking for the impossible, give me o&a too.

[Ryan the Great]

i actually have mine type and printed already and whenever i find something new i add it and print the new one. because im a loser.im probably gonna just get money and buying all the stuff myself anyway. im not gonna post my list cause its too long and will take up too much space but it is currently 26 cd's, 3 books, a DVD and a gift certificate.

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peace-love-unity,
Ryan the Great

[ladygodiva]

my skating abilities ended as soon as i rolled out of the hard rock. ive got cuts and scrapes all over my knees. <P>
drinking + rollerskating = no good <P>

[Coach]

I want a girl who loves me for me, not because "I am good with kids"(God what a mistake that relationship was, start out dating end up babysitting while she goes out with her friends>>>NEVER AGAIN!!!)
A Ps2 and Vice City
A golden retriever Puppy
$$$$$$!


"Don't You Know? A clown can get away with Murder?" John Wayne Gacey

[Michael Fury]

A frame for my "Arby's Employee Of The Month" photo.







Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"