How does a slightly overweight guy find women?

[Wolfchild]

I am 6-3 and 225 pounds and have one of those really annoying swimmer's builds that makes any extra weight look to be about almost 60 extra pounds. cause of this your friendly neighborhood Wolfchild is having a lot of trouble meeting members of the opposite sex at the moment. anyone got any ideas?

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[JustinR]

you dont, you let them find you.

exactly "when" is still a mystery...to me.

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[Wolfchild]

well if i knew the answer to the question i wouldn't be sitting home trolling the boards like a freak at 11:00 on a friday night

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[silera]

Kill two birds with one stone and join a gym.

There are lots of chicks there, and if you don't like anyof them, you'll eventually lose weight and thus then eliminate your problem.


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[Wolfchild]

whoohoo. gyms rule. thanks ms. Great Ass

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[erole]

if a woman is freaky about a lil' bit of overweight - to hell with her shallowness. wish the Thinner curse on her and move on. listen, it's all about personality, being yourself, showing the things that make you better than any size, height, build, or stupid outward characteristic that has more meaning to a weed with tits than to a heavenly angel with a heart of gold. my point...go to the gym if you want, but never shed yourself. get out there, mingle, be who you are...good things will happen. <P>

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[Wolfchild]

<shaking with anger> yeah you are right. it's just that i got dumped and then had a real serious desire to punch a wall when i got home from work and found my chick in flagrante delicto with the crackhead from down the street <P>

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[erole]

aww man, i'm sorry. just remember that things ill' pick up. don't let this crap bring you down.
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"Snap outta vit!"
it's corny, but the best thing you can do is to do better and find happiness...it pisses the hell out of ex's. just give yourself some breathing space, and jump back in the game. :)

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[jamesdiggy]

Kill two birds with one stone and join a gym

Why all the hostility against birds, why do we need to kill them 2 at a clip.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[Wolfchild]

it's alright. thank goodness for the speed bag i got in my basement. and by this i mean a speed bag used by boxers and not the speed bag found on 125th and 10th cuz that would be illegal and the Wolfchild doesn't do that

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[TooCute]

Uhh you will probably meet
a woman when you stop
blaming your weight for the
lack of a woman in your life.


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[erole]

Uhh you will probably meet
a woman when you stop
blaming your weight for the
lack of a woman in your life.

...true statement, but finding the "flagrante delicto with the crackhead" will probably make a person wonder what is wrong with themselves before figuring out that there was nothing wrong with themselves in the first place.
I had a break up once, and thought the worst of myself before a friend simply said, "cut it out you crazy fuck, you're fine." and, i'm fine.

[Wolfchild]

well that's probably true. but it's not that i blame my slight overweightness for my being unable to catch a girl since Kittie debuted but i roll to metal clubs and always seem to be rejected by the girls there because i don't look like what they want. And by the way Too Cute you rock

Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make.

[Brick Jesus]

I'm a pretty heavy guy, but luckily I have a build like an upended Buick. Try this, if you can't charm them with wit and humor, try charming them with a shovel and a roll of duct tape.

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[Wolfchild]

thanx for the advice everyone. i really appreciate it. :)

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[nj_voodoo]

what you really need to do is find a "home club" or a diner like place, make sure that you go there a minimum of once a week. It is important that you show up at the same time evey time. People are creatures of habit, and when they get used to seeing you over and over again,(assumimg that your not doing anything odd), you'll become a regular. People start to feel like they are starting to know you, and building trust.... eventually, you'll meet some one.

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

between your ass cheeks if u sit on one

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[Wolfchild]

thanx for the help NjVoodoo. and what in the world were you talking about Brian? I mean seriously

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[Doogie]

I am 6-3 and 225 pounds


I am being serious here and not a smart ass...become a wrestler...chicks dig wrestlers

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[Wolfchild]

well i WAS a boxer

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[blade]

It is very simple personality.Charisma, you ahve to be able to make the ladies laugh.Plus be cute.If you are over weight and not even cute you are done for.

[ToddEVF]

i'm 5'9" 230 lbs. and i find it extremely hard to find women. so i guess that answers no question at all

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[Johnny4]

Either lose weight or date slightly overweight broads.

Rackin' up bad Karma since 1971!

[Wolfchild]

i've done that. and curvy girls rule. but it sort of cuts off the pool if you know what i mean.

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[RF Godfather]

It's about how you act around the ladies. Confidence would really help your situation. Also being humorous can win over a lady.

Money good too. :)

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[Wolfchild]

aight. thanks

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like

No signature, now Im starving

[Wolfchild]

lol. thanks guys. i'm gonna go and eat dinner though

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[Earth2RON]

find a slightly overweight gal
She means a big boned gal:)

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A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
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[fluffernutter]

Maybe I should really listen to my own advice here but "When you least expect it, someone will come out of nowhere". Don't sweat it. In the depths of a relationship, I sometimes found myself wishing I was single again. It is good to have your independence but it also sucks not having someone to cuddle up with or in some cases bang. Actually in a lot of cases, bang and THEN cuddle. I love doing that. Just be yourself and don't fake anything and you will be fine.


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[Hawiian shirt craig]

lol. thanks guys. i'm
gonna go and eat dinner
though

and the cycle continues.

dude, i'm a chubby guy.
girls love it, but you have to
catch them in WINTER.
they see us as human
blankets. big guy hugs rock
when its cold out for girl.
belive me, just be smove
like butta and you'll be all
set. can u dance? b/c that
will get the ladies, they love
when a fat guy can get his
fat guy dance on.


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[Katylina]

masterbate in public, odds
are eventually someone will
like the way ur junk looks
and aproach you!


Is this why you are still single?

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[fatty]

it's all about attitude my man. have confidence in yourself, and realize girls can dig you regardless of what you look like. it's the best thing about them and something that guys cannot do, but girls will love you unconditionally if your funny, kind, and good to them.

i'm fucking fatty for christsake and it's my personality that got me my money baby.

"is it my charm , i got the hookers eating out my palm she grabbed my arm and said lets leave calm. i'm hitting skins again, rolled up another blunt and grabbed a heineken."

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Uhh you will probably meet
a woman when you stop
blaming your weight for the
lack of a woman in your life.


Wow that sounds strangely familiar. :)

Places to meet women.

1) Bars
2) Clubs
3) R&F Events
4) Barnes and Noble



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[vegeta]

Here's my very mean true-to-the-vegeta-name answer:

"You should either kill yourself or go gay. If you can't get chicks, then you can always get your ass reamed by an even fatter loser"

Now here's my nicer answer:

Here are two solutions

1) You have to get to a gym or put together your own home gym and turn your fat into muscle. It's better for the chicks that look at you and the summer beach pictures won't have to be tossed into the trash anymore.

2) Rent The Tao of Steve staring Donal Logue (the funny vampire guy who gets his knob polished in Blade).

This movie basically tells you that it's attitude, not physical appearance, that makes the difference. I'm betting that at any weight, you're not much of a player.

Toughen up pyshically and psychoilogically, you little bitch, and you'll get laid pos haste!!!

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1) Bars
2) Clubs
3) R&F Events
4) Barnes and Noble
Ten, add...

5) Supermarkets!

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[angrymissy]

my boy has a big beer gut and the same build that you speak of. he won me over because he was cute and just had a great attitude.

you don't want to attract any type of girl that is going to blow you off because of a few extra pounds.

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[Brick Jesus]

and curvy girls rule


Curvy girls are definitely the ones to shoot for. Nice.

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[JerryTaker]

How does a slightly overweight guy find women?

I found one wrapped in plastic on the shore by the sawmill...



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Hey! I'm a CURVYGIRL..

That don't make me a bad person.

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[Zipgun]

You need a fat guy hat.

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[Brick Jesus]

Hey! I'm a CURVYGIRL..

That don't make me a bad person.

No one ever said it did, I love curvy girls.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You need a fat guy hat.



And a muumuu.

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[blakjeezis]

The first thing you should do is work on finding your dick.
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[Donnielimes]

You ever see these fat guys with gorgeous girls and wonder 'How do they do it?' You have to go after the prettiest girl at the party or in the bar or on the job. The one that is sooo hot she intimidates everyone cause she isn't getting any action either

[EffMeBoobs]

My man has some meat on his bones. It doesn't bother me in the least. Big guys always seemed more manly than the skinny guys. Of course like Missy said, he won me over with his sense of humor and craziness. If you can have fun with the person, it doesn't matter what he looks like.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Missy and EMB are the shiznit!

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[TeRRoR]

all i know is i am a big guy... 6'6 300lbs... but see, i got a ton of tattoo's, im a nhb/mma fighter, im very well known within the subculture i am in. people know me...

i've dated hot ass girls before. i always score really good lookin girls. i f'n dated a friggen model. from what i learned(i think) is they love the personality and they feel very "safe" and comfortable around you. check it. just be yourself and the shit will work out.

right now im single and a lazy fuck... but i almost bagged me a good girl last week... then she moved back home... god damnit!

ahhh well. till next time

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Money good too.


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[DC Reed]

Wolfy, im 6'3 225 as well, and stop worrying about it. Your weight isnt a problem, for 6'3 225 is not really that overweight, and it doesnt look it either. All the girls i know dont think im fat, or 225 pounds, they all guess me for about 200. Your just overreacting a bit, maybe its been awhile since youve gotten some action and your a bit down. Dont worry its not the end of the world.

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[slitwrist78]

listen man I am about your size and have been doing alright for myself the past five or so years after a bad run in high school, why? i have no fucking clue.
You have to just hang in there and you will get to point where you don't care anymore and I think it will show in the way you carry yourself and you will realize that people, girls in particular don't really see you the way you think that they do. Good luck

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