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DC Reed
11-02-2002, 07:44 AM
Well last night, I went to the Caps vs. Lightning game with some friends. When we got to our seats, we realized it was a "WB Family Night" so that there was gonna be alot of kids in the crowd. We were hoping that we wouldnt have to sit next to any for the sake of ruining thier fragile minds. Unfourntunately, a family of 4 walks in and puts both kids next to me. Of course hes constantly talking about Yu-Gi-Oh untill the game started and even then he couldnt shut up, asking me questions he dad didnt hear or want to field. I usually just shurgged like i dunno. I didnt feel like being botherd as i was having a pretty bad day for the most part. The fact he was about 8 meant that meant i had to keep the taunting of various Tampa Bay players in to a low.
Tampa Bay Sucks! i yelled, the kid looked at me, and then yelled tampa sucks! He didnt know what he was saying, but it was kinda funny.
One dumbass Tampa fan was heckling Olaf Kolzig even though he wasnt in, i yelled "Kolzigs not in sherlock" the guy replied "you guys suck", i countered "look at the scoreboard you birth defect" It was a 3-2 game, in the caps favor and he felt like an fing idiot after that. Next thing i know the kid calls his sister a birth defect, much to his parents dismay.
When ever the Caps score, the Hey song plays, but the fans add a lovely You Suck to the end of each Hey. By the end of the night, the 8 year old next to me was chanting it not knowing what it meant at all.
Needless to say, if I were old enough to buy beer and get drunk, the kid mighta learned some more vocabulary at the good ol hockey game.
The parent asked me to keep the heckling down a bit, and i could understand why, but, hate to sound like anthony, but if you bring your kids to a hockey game, you have to expect there to be some vulgarity thrown around.
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dcpete
11-02-2002, 09:06 AM
reed I'm glad that you had restraint, but I agree with you and ant. If you bring your kid to the game you have to know there will be swearing. btw, if you could hook me up with some tickets near you I'ld go to one of these games. I haven't been in soooo long.
IrishAlkey
11-02-2002, 09:10 AM
At least you didn't rub a batch out in front of him.
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The Jays
11-02-2002, 09:10 AM
... eh, you don't know what to expect fans heckling for at any sports event... me and my friend went to a Nets -Jazz game and started heckling the Spurs for christ's sake...
...if the parents are afraid that fans will be swearing, take them to a event where they shouldn't encounter it, like Disney on Ice... just as long as I'm not there... that beast better not win the girl AGAIN!...
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TheMojoPin
11-02-2002, 10:34 AM
"look at the scoreboard you birth defect"
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AngelAmy
11-02-2002, 10:36 AM
Im an awful influence on kids
you are a kid!@!!
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The Jays
11-02-2002, 10:38 AM
he's peer pressuring them....
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silera
11-02-2002, 11:09 AM
I've got you beat.
My children say, "Now I'm starving", when they're hungry.
When I call them they reply, "I'm ova here now."
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DC Reed
11-02-2002, 12:17 PM
you are a kid!@!!
Technically, i am a yound adult.......plus to me a kid is someone whos under 10.
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Fallon
11-02-2002, 02:41 PM
Good thing the Bruins raised the ticket prices sky high so only 9,000 people come to the games. So if their were any kids I could just move.
I went last Saturday and it was Family Night as well, didn't sit next to any kids though. Just some drunks.
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This message was edited by WWFallon on 11-2-02 @ 6:44 PM
Dave from Queens
11-02-2002, 10:28 PM
next time around, wait till everyone gets up and screams, and give the little shit a redneck
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Death Metal Moe
11-03-2002, 11:16 AM
Hold Uncle Reed's needle you little Bastard.
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SoccerMom
11-04-2002, 04:59 AM
Hey Reed- I need a sitter Friday night. You available?
Contra
11-04-2002, 01:05 PM
you said that this kid was about 8 and didn't know what "you suck" means? please most kids know all the curses by 6, you just wanna feel like you taught something to the kiddie don't you? aw thats sweet...
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stickyfingers
03-28-2003, 07:05 AM
well, i taught a 15 year old how to play beer pong and make a long island iced tea...and i have no idea how to play with little kids...i never had any babies or youngsters around me so am so terrible at entertaining a little kid
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high fly
03-28-2003, 11:01 AM
What good's a kid who can't get you the paper, light your cigar, clean your weed or mix a good martini?
I mean, rilly!
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DJEvelEd
03-28-2003, 12:45 PM
It's always fun at the Meadowlands when you're pissing in the sink and some guy is standing there with his daughter...
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Wormwood
03-28-2003, 03:35 PM
Capital Suck and so does your stupid city
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East Side Dave
03-28-2003, 03:40 PM
I once called 2 ten-year-olds "little fucking bastards" when they laughed at me for tripping on the bleachers at a Fordham football game. Fuck 'em. The little fucking bastards.
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Butters
03-28-2003, 04:44 PM
so that was you!!!!!!!!!!!! your the bastard, bastard
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SatCam
03-28-2003, 05:51 PM
That sounded like a Kaga story.
Butters, I guess you were scared for life, you little fucking bastard.
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cozmokramer
03-28-2003, 08:52 PM
Reed, as a few years younger than you...you and the board have already warped this mind to a point of no return. and I thankyou.
By the way, you going to the upcoming Caps and Pens game?
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FatTony
03-29-2003, 03:02 AM
At least you didn't rub a batch out in front of him.
The scary part about this statement is that he never said he didn't rub out a batch
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one time i took a two year old's brain and used it for experiments on my space ship, thats much worse that cursing you humanoid dc reed
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Fallon
03-29-2003, 06:41 AM
My sister asked me to watch my 3 year-old nephew today at 1:30. Well he better like hockey cause I'm watching the Bruins/Rangers game!
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walking joint
03-29-2003, 06:47 AM
i'm also a bad influence, but they all seem to like me for it. i'm the one they want to do things with because i can't say no...or if i do say no i say it once, they tell me their allowed to do it and i say okay then. hopefully i'll be better when they are my kids or i see alot of trouble in their futures.
my nephew is so funny with stuff like this. i see him and the first thing he says is "lets cause trouble". it sounds so funny i say okay. he also likes that he says bad words in front of me also....things like "holy crap" and "stupid"...really funny things for a 3 year old. i just laugh and he rolls with it. he actually has gotten to the point where he will ask me to say one of these bad words and after i say it he screams out that Uncle Sean is saying bad stuff. the little rat.
at least ur not michael jackson humanoid dc reed
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Butters
03-29-2003, 07:28 AM
yeah but you are zim hehehe
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