Share Your Happy Stories Here: [Archive]

silera

11-02-2002, 08:52 PM

I'd share my Happy Stories but I think that would just provoke another mod vote about post content.

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BIG HUG

11-02-2002, 08:55 PM

Hi, Silera, how are you this fine Saturday night?

Provoke? Ouch, such negativity in that word. What you are talking about must not be a good thing.

I say that we just share happy stories and let God vote on the day of our eternal judgement.

What does everyone else think?

thelowestpartisfree

11-02-2002, 09:03 PM

GOD? who's he

silera

11-02-2002, 09:06 PM

I say that we just share happy stories and let God vote on the day of our eternal judgement.

God says that my Happy stories are dirty.

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BIG HUG

11-02-2002, 09:07 PM

Silera, I thing it is wonderful that you have such a personal relationship with God. More people should have that open communication with God as you have.

Sometimes you find the most heartwarming stories in the least likely places.

Thank you for sharing :)

Mxyzptlk

11-02-2002, 09:09 PM

What does everyone else think?

blow me.

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silera

11-02-2002, 09:11 PM

Sometimes you find the most heartwarming stories in the least likely places.

No.

Thank YOU. :)

You made me feel like a child of God.

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BIG HUG

11-02-2002, 09:11 PM

blow me.

Not nice. Downright naughty. May Jesus have mercy on your soul.

Mxyzptlk

11-02-2002, 09:13 PM

Not nice. Downright naughty. May Jesus have mercy on your soul.

Would Jesus have more mercy on my soul if I said give me a handy instead?

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BIG HUG

11-02-2002, 09:14 PM

I am trying to have a place here where everyone can share happy stories and you want to interfere with that.

I feel for you. Your bitterness must stem from some past hurt, and I can only hope that you accept the lord into your heart. Then and only then, may your true healing process being.

My prayers go out to you.

thelowestpartisfree

11-02-2002, 09:16 PM

i think so

BIG HUG

11-02-2002, 09:20 PM

No.

Thank YOU.

You made me feel like a child of God.

You are a child of God. God loves all of his children, and you obviously walk with the lord.

Bless you.

Dave from Queens

11-02-2002, 10:14 PM

Big Hugs. i knew you were trouble when i first saw your member name.
as far as happy stories.
me and my girlfriend decided to goto whitecastle today rather than pizzahut. i guess that was good

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ToddEVF

11-02-2002, 10:17 PM

my happy day was ruined by a bunch of jesus freaks a couple days ago. . . so i ran and hid under my blanket

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BIG HUG

11-02-2002, 10:20 PM

Big Hugs. i knew you were trouble when i first saw your member name.

I am sorry, I don't understand.

TheMojoPin

11-03-2002, 08:10 AM

Well, why don't you just cut to the chase and ask Hippie for some of his stories?

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Katylina

11-03-2002, 08:13 AM

My happy day was when oa.com was closed down and all of those nifty members flocked over to the ronfez.net board.

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NurseMira

11-03-2002, 10:40 AM

You are a child of God. God loves all of his children, and you obviously walk with the lord.

I think I have read that on a bookmark once...

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ADF

11-03-2002, 10:53 AM

I think I have read that on a bookmark once...

Jesus sez:

Mira, my daughter, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you. And when you saw three footprints, it was that time we were doing the three-legged race. And that time there were five footprints, well, I don't know what the fuck that was about.

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2002, 10:54 AM

I came home one day, the the bitch I had tied up in my closet for a week had ALMOST broke free from her bonds! Imagine if she could get to the phone?! MAN!

The happy part is that I was able to get her back in the closet. Damn.

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TheMojoPin

11-03-2002, 10:57 AM

Fuck you, Jesus, those are TOTALLY my footprints.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-03-2002, 10:59 AM

All jokes aside... I'm extremely happy, after receiving notice in the mail that I have been accepted for a particular surgery that will better my health... It will happen sooner than I had planned... and It's been on my mind since yesterday.

I'm so happy I've told everyone I know, and now all of you!
:)

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blakjeezis

11-03-2002, 11:09 AM

Fuck you, Jesus, those are TOTALLY my footprints
No, my son, look again. You can see my superfluous sixth toe and duclaw prints.

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TheMojoPin

11-03-2002, 12:51 PM

No, my son, look again. You can see my superfluous sixth toe and duclaw prints.

Jesus is a retarded platypus?

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SatCam

11-03-2002, 01:06 PM

I have a happy story!

I used to be cathloc. Then I was doing my taxes when I found out God wasnt real. From that day on I was an Evil Athiest. But God must have been looking over me that day, because from that day on, I payed the IRS the first day I got their bill. I became cathloc again until...

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thegreekchic

11-04-2002, 06:57 AM

My happy story will come as soon as a BIG HUG is giving a extened vacation.

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BIG HUG

11-04-2002, 07:32 AM

My happy story will come as soon as a BIG HUG is giving a extened vacation. 

<center><s>Welcome</s> Bye Bye, BIG HUG?</center> 

[center]I had this relationship with this kinda wacky girl once that I lost due to my taking her for granted. I'm not allowed to talk about it because it would be considered spam, because OBVIOUSLY no one here has ever been in a relationship that was lost due to being and/or taking the other partner for granted -- how silly.

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Jennitalia

11-04-2002, 07:39 AM

big hug is a BIG pain in the ass

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BrianTheBailBondsman

11-04-2002, 07:56 AM

I'm just happy to be on campus, and that you guys are really cool on here

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-04-2002, 08:04 AM

Jesus is a retarded platypus?

No, but he was way cool!

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shorty

11-04-2002, 08:20 AM

There was this really annoying poster and instead of just banning him, the mods tied him down and let us all take turns beating the shit out of him.

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JustJon

11-04-2002, 11:01 AM

God says that my Happy stories are dirty.

Silera, I thing it is wonderful that you have such a personal relationship with God. More people should have that open communication with God as you have.

Sil, what's God's favorite position? Did yhe flip ya over and spin ya around? If he's the almighty, can he make it a 4some with you, the father, the son and the holy ghost?

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SixPack

11-04-2002, 12:08 PM

Everyone made fun of you. That made me happy.

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Brick Jesus

11-04-2002, 01:25 PM

BIG HUG makes me wanna kill myself. And what's with all the Jesus stuff? Can't you just have fun BIG HUG?
I only have jesus in my username because its my actual nickname, and because Cinderblock Muhammad sounds stupid. Except for a boxer maybe.

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Doogie

11-04-2002, 01:34 PM

Share Your Happy Stories Here

There once was a website that did not have as many inane idiotic posts...the end

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silera

11-05-2002, 07:22 AM

If he's the almighty, can he make it a 4some with you, the father, the son and the holy ghost?

God can DT me, while I suck his dick and he plays chess on my back the whole time.

He's a talented motherfucker.

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Jennitalia

11-05-2002, 07:36 AM

my happy story was that i logged on this morning and saw that Big Hug was on extended vacation. Oral to the mod responsible for that one!

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JustJon

11-05-2002, 10:22 AM

Chess? DAYUM! I have enough trouble playing backgammon.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-05-2002, 10:47 AM

my happy story was that i logged on this morning and saw that Big Hug was on extended vacation.
GTFO!!!!! why? *LMAO*
No wonder it's been quiet today!

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SMOOCH

11-05-2002, 11:57 AM

GTFO!!!!! why? *LMAO*
No wonder it's been quiet today!

Yes, what happened to huggy bear? He/she was cute, and had interesting topics.

I am new here, what does extended vacation mean exactly?