I'm interested in dating a former Hooker [Archive]

Donnielimes

11-03-2002, 03:57 PM

I like this woman I've known for a few years and she used to be a whore/model type but now she's not which is cool but i think she's gone completely the other way so like she thinks she's a born again virgin which I can't accept I mean you can't make a Ho into a housewife but you can still have fun w/o being a hypocrit.

Deathstroke

11-03-2002, 04:10 PM

so whats the problem....bang her in the fuckin ass...and when your dick falls off....dont panic

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-03-2002, 04:19 PM

Well, what exactly are you looking for? A committed relationship or just the "shits and giggles" kind of dating thing?

If you're just interested in dating (meaning her and other people) then sure, give it a whirl.

If you're a one-woman-sort-of man then I'd wait until you got to know her more. I only say that because "relationship" type of guys can get their hearts broken easily. If this applies to you, get to know her and find out if she's really changed her ways.

Good luck!! :-)

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nj_voodoo

11-03-2002, 06:27 PM

The real question is:

"What's in YOUR wallet?"

TomPoo

11-04-2002, 06:49 AM

Born again virgin?? What the fuck is that???

Listen, if she aint given it up to ya... flash some bejamin's... that will get her all nice and wet for ya.

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Green Lantern

11-04-2002, 09:58 AM

Why ? she probably be around the block more times that the ice cream truck and Is she on sale this week?
Buy an blowjob and get anal free

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Bill From Yorktown

11-04-2002, 10:02 AM

I have to ask - what do you mean by former whore/model type? Does that mean she's ugly now and gave up the nose candy?

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-04-2002, 10:14 AM

She sounds like a nice girl from a nice family!!.. *wink*

No Honestly, .. man you people are mean!
This girl completely got out of her previous situation, tried to better herself, but her past-ways seems to keep haunting her... IF you can't find it in you to respect her for what she is now, then it's safe to say that you're not really into her the way you want to be.

You might like who she is, how she has grown, her humor, her personality, but you certainly can't shake her past. Just be her friend, it's probably the best for now.

On the other hand, if what you want is a freebee, DON'T BE STINGY, get a hooker!

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Ants In My Pants

11-04-2002, 10:15 AM

My cousin was a hooker and then became a cop. Funny world we live in.

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JustJon

11-04-2002, 10:42 AM

My cousin was a hooker and then became a cop. Funny world we live in.
did she used to give you a family discount?

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hyperspace

11-04-2002, 11:12 AM

i've been looking for a former dominatrix for 11 years so don't feel bad!

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Coco

11-04-2002, 12:16 PM

I am just a practical person, but I would think a full medical checkup would be in order.

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Jennitalia

11-04-2002, 12:18 PM

seems kinda icky to me

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Donnielimes

11-04-2002, 02:57 PM

Yeah i'm really torn she's a good girl a nice person a good friend and I'm a randy dawg. I just have misplaced feelings for her I should really leave it alone.

Ants In My Pants

11-04-2002, 04:03 PM

For the love of God, please at least wear a condom. Fuck that, wear two.

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ChickenHawk

11-04-2002, 04:06 PM

Whore/model? I don't get it.
How are the two in anyway
related? Was she a whore
or a model? I'd love to date
a model. I don't think I'd
love to date a whore.

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Ants In My Pants

11-04-2002, 04:15 PM

Whore/model? I don't get it.
How are the two in anyway
related? Was she a whore
or a model?
It's like the Madonna/Whore complex thing.

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fiestygal

11-04-2002, 04:20 PM

sure go have fun ..hey why not while shes sharing the HIGH FIVE the 2 of you can also go play in a dryer full of razor blades with magic johnson and drink some of RYAN WHITES blood

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Ants In My Pants

11-04-2002, 04:27 PM

you can also go play in a dryer full of razor blades with magic johnson and drink some of RYAN WHITES blood
Now here's a gal who knows how to party. You go girl.

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ShelleBink

11-04-2002, 04:33 PM

i get myself off wrestling Corky from "Life Goes On" in chicken wire

..sorry, back to the topic at hand.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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fiestygal

11-04-2002, 04:36 PM

i get myself off wrestling Corky from "Life Goes On" in chicken wire

i knew i loved this girl...hehe.. NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A PARTY

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ChickenHawk

11-04-2002, 04:52 PM

you can also go play
in a dryer full of razor
blades with magic
johnson

Norton's the man.

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Katylina

11-04-2002, 04:56 PM

Why don't you ask Norton for advice on this one buddy? And what do you have against punctuation???

You go girl.
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Donnielimes

11-04-2002, 04:59 PM

OK lets get something straight. 1 condom at a time if you use two they rub against each other and break. You ever USE ONE BUDDY???? A Hooker/Model shit you think it's mutually exclusive get a clue, Many Models are substance abusers and that shit gets expensive or a person could just want to get high NOW. So sex for drugs/cash happens Try it,it works,has for Decades.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-04-2002, 05:48 PM

So sex for drugs/cash happens Try it,it works,has for Decades.

Ok, I'll give you that, but why risk catching an STD? Chlamydia, although easily treated, is on the rise; many women have no symptoms. That's just one that comes to mind.

If you're torn, then my best advise to you is stay away from anything "serious' (meaning, you're having sex.)

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DJEvelEd

11-07-2002, 08:44 AM

My girlfriend IS a hooker. I'm in the process of breaking it off because she lied to me for 3 months about her work. I was here taking care of her daughter while she was in Virginia and Boston working. The whole mindset of a undocumented immigrant hooker is just to get cash, regardless of the consequences. It turns out that her whole family knew and was involved in the business in some way. I couldn't deal with the fact that she was with hundreds of men from THREE or FOUR STATES!!! I diddn't want to be a "cabron"(a man who's woman is with other men) so I stopped taking her calls. It hurts soooo bad and is soooo hard but she is a mentirosa(liar) and will never change. Especially when she makes 3,000.00 a week. Coming from Honduras, she is like a millionaire now. I need romance in my life. Romance would be her quitting her job for me but I guess it was never an option for her. I'm very heartbroken and I'm having a hard time not calling her but it's for the best. Unless you have the money to support her, she will always find money other ways.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-07-2002, 01:12 PM

So I take it you're not going to marry her?

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Coco

11-07-2002, 02:33 PM

I couldn't deal with the fact that she was with hundreds of men from THREE or FOUR STATES!!!

You just realized this now! Listen, you should thank God if you don't have any diseases and that you have moved on. This relationship was a disaster waiting to happen. She can get help if she wanted. There are many social service agencies out there.
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This message was edited by Coco on 11-7-02 @ 6:39 PM

Donnielimes

11-07-2002, 02:43 PM

There are alot of promiscuous girls out there when I was a 'street pahrmacist' you would see girls fuck for the lamest reasons and women can separate sex from relationship alot easier than they let on. so sorry about your girl but the reality is that even some of the nicest girls you know are out there screwin' like alley cats 'don't let the smooth taste fool ya'

silera

11-07-2002, 02:47 PM

Diseases aren't exclusive to hookers.

Regular run of the mill sluts that pretend to be "good girls" probably spread more disease than hookers.

If she was just a regular girl, that had fucked a lot of men before you, would it be an issue?

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HordeKing1

11-07-2002, 09:35 PM

Absolutely true.

60% of the population of America has herpes or HPV. It's not exclusive to hookers, or "bad girls." Plenty of married people have STD's too.

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DJEvelEd

11-08-2002, 04:08 AM

What do I do if she is pregnant? Does she have any legal rights as an illegal alien? She has warrants for prostitution in NJ so would I get custody based on that? Her mother was also arrested and her uncles and aunts run a delivery service for women. It's not an environment I want my child raised in. Anyone have advice?

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Donnielimes

11-08-2002, 04:22 AM

Is she your daughter or her daughter and you just feel like being responsible for her? I think that if she's convicted of a crime and You are the Father you could easily gain custody. If you are not the Biological father it be comes a different issue and why are you geting involved in this? Cut your losses and get out of there if your not the Biological Parent you've got issues that need attention and you're avoiding them by getting involved in this shit. I may be the only living heart donor but you aren't responsible for saving anyone but yourself.

DJEvelEd

11-08-2002, 05:48 AM

No man, she has a 5 year old daughter who is not mine. She may be pregnant with MY child though. I think she had this plan all along. I intend to disappear and let her spend money to prove I'm the father. I don't think she will do that since she is illegal AND has warrants out for her arrest. I would like custody though. I'm so damn confused.

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Coco

11-08-2002, 11:37 AM

60% of the population of America has herpes or HPV. It's not exclusive to hookers, or "bad girls." Plenty of married people have STD's too.

Sorry, Horde King, but I had to comment on this because I know in another thread you downplayed the seriousness of herpes.

Herpes (in its mildest form HSV-1 - the kind that gives cold sores on the mouth) is probably the mildest form of STD. There is AIDS, syphillis, gonorrhea, genital warts that can cause tremendous problems, even death.

Here are some facts on herpes:

There are nearly 100 different types of HPV, and together they infect about 24 million Americans. About one-third are transmitted through sexual contact without a condom or diaphragm and most are harmless, while others cause genital warts.

However, "there are 14 high-risk HPV types that have been clearly shown to cause invasive cervical cancer," lead researcher Jennifer Smith, PhD, tells WebMD. These strains cause at least 90% of all cervical cancers, as well as other genital cancers.

Genital herpes makes it easier for the AIDs virus to enter the body.

When babies are infected with the virus at birth, they can develop serious health problems. Also, genital herpes infections can be severe in people whose natural defense systems are weakened (impaired immune systems).

References: http://content.health.msn.com/encyclopedia/article/1814.50368

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This message was edited by Coco on 11-8-02 @ 3:44 PM

RandomNY

11-08-2002, 12:08 PM

I'm going to assume at 3 g's a week she isn't paying her income taxes.

HordeKing1

11-08-2002, 07:23 PM

COCO - You omit the most salient fact.

Proper condom use protects against almost all forms of herpes and virtually all other STD's.

No one disputes that STD's are bad. But they can be prevented. They are not exclusive to single or married people. More heterosexuals than homosexuals have HIV and AIDS.

Just wearing a condom can prevent a whole slew of problems.

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