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furie
11-04-2002, 06:19 PM
<a href="http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/flash.php"> click here </a>

surprisingly close to reality

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It means what it is
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Earth2RON
11-04-2002, 06:28 PM
LMAO....i didnt measure up for some weird reason!

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furie
11-04-2002, 06:32 PM
i didnt measure up for some weird reason!

well, remember it is an english penis calculator.


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It means what it is
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LatinSpiceXoX
11-04-2002, 06:50 PM
is 6.5-7.1 big enough for a girl-penis?

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silera
11-04-2002, 06:55 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again,

I have a huge penis.


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<font size=3><font color=Blue>I can't stand myself either.</font></center>
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TheGameHHH
11-04-2002, 06:59 PM
I'm hung like a lightswitch, do you think this thing will tell me that?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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IrishAlkey
11-04-2002, 07:00 PM
3.6-4.1

Who wants a piece?

<marquee><font color=red size=4>I'M KIDDING!</font></marquee>
silera
11-04-2002, 07:03 PM
3.6-4.1

Who wants a piece?

A piece would be the equivilent of a tic tac in this case.


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<font size=3><font color=Blue>I can't stand myself either.</font></center>
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IrishAlkey
11-04-2002, 07:25 PM
Who wants some gum?

<marquee><font color=red size=4>I'M KIDDING!</font></marquee>
TheMojoPin
11-04-2002, 07:41 PM
Sometimes a cigar is just an erect, throbbing penis.

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GrimSanity
11-04-2002, 07:43 PM
this link is quite interesting. i measure up to what it says. no tick tack here

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DeltaPin
11-04-2002, 08:19 PM
7.1"-7.8", damn I love this thing. Gotta find out where they buy their rulers.

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fluffernutter
11-04-2002, 08:49 PM
Accurate...but has one evr taken a ruler to ones own penis? If so where does one measure from? Top or bottom base? Hmmm?

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Tall_James
11-05-2002, 05:13 AM
7.6" - 8.2". Damn its cold!

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Jennitalia
11-05-2002, 05:18 AM
i have a teeny weenie :(
3.5-4.3
i hate small penises

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Dreaded34
11-05-2002, 07:01 AM
All I can say is Tommy Lee who? I hope you all know that wasnt him in that video, it was yours truly
shorty
11-05-2002, 07:08 AM
I feel so inadequate. Well, I may have a teeny-weenie, but I've got big balls.

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SatCam
11-05-2002, 10:14 AM
They guessed right... interesting, I must study this science

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SMOOCH
11-05-2002, 10:23 AM
Penis... Flash... Oh my ::giggles::
BrianTheBailBondsman
11-05-2002, 11:50 AM
ok back up i dont want to poke anyones eye out

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Ants In My Pants
11-05-2002, 12:43 PM
Hehe, they recommend that I buy the XXL condom. Woohoo!

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ChrisTheCop
11-05-2002, 04:10 PM
Ohhh..i thought it was a penis-size calculator. That would be a small calculator, especially if The japanese made it.

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Death Metal Moe
11-05-2002, 04:16 PM
Wow, what a crock.

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Heather 8
11-05-2002, 06:31 PM
3.7 - 4.3''...Damn that Irish curse, damn it to hell! <P>

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SuperDave
11-05-2002, 09:02 PM
Now remember folks, those are METRIC inches.


Sorry, I'll sit down now.
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SuperDave
11-05-2002, 09:02 PM
By the way,i'm hung like a birthmark.


Sorry, I'll sit down now.
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drugyourlove
11-06-2002, 07:59 PM
5" - 5.6" ...dead on, unfortunately.



This message was edited by drugyourlove on 11-7-02 @ 12:01 AM
mario
11-06-2002, 08:09 PM
That site is pretty accurate.. Not bad.

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Rev
11-07-2002, 09:34 AM
nah, miscalculated me by allot.

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Miss Dolores Haze
11-07-2002, 11:09 AM
If only I had a pocket penis calculator. It would save me from big, a mean little, disappointments


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