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SuperClerk

11-04-2002, 09:51 PM

Clerks-Randall- "You think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet maine? All they know is killing and white uniforms."

Mallrats-Brodie-"Why don't they ever remake good shows like BJ And the Bear? Now there's a concept I can't get enough of: A man and his monkey."

Chasing Amy-Banky- "Now that is what you call sharing a moment."

Dogma-Bartelby-"This is coming from the same guy who thought Krush Groove was going out-gross E.T. in the box office."

Jay and Silent Bob-Jay-"Hey baby!! Ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

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TomPoo

11-05-2002, 03:47 AM

Chaka Luther King (Chris Rock): Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it! That's right! I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?

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DreamWeaver

11-05-2002, 03:50 AM

Clerks
Randal Graves: There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Dogma
Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

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Patches

11-05-2002, 04:50 AM

JASBSB: Jay: "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS!"

Clerks: FRandall: "Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"

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Tall_James

11-05-2002, 05:21 AM

There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

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A.J.

11-05-2002, 05:55 AM

From Clerks:

Dante: Why do you do things like that? You know he's just going to come back and tell the boss.

Randal: Who cares? That guy's an asshole. Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

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GodsFavoriteMan

11-05-2002, 06:34 AM

Dante Hicks: What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

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The third sign of the Apocalypse

SuperClerk

11-05-2002, 06:57 AM

Clerks-
Customer-"Cute cat. What's it's name?"

Randall-"Annoying customer."

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TheMojoPin

11-05-2002, 08:22 AM

"Cherchez la femme."

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Contra

11-05-2002, 03:13 PM

JASBSB:(Jay) boo boo kitty fuck?

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Steels

11-05-2002, 03:21 PM

Jay (Clerks): "I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Pattens card to mine...."

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alexc

11-05-2002, 03:23 PM

Clerks:
Dante "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer "In a row?!"
Chasing Amy:
banky "What's a nubian?"

ToddEVF

11-05-2002, 03:35 PM

Brodie (mallrats) - "Everybody loves Mister Toad's Wild ride."

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malachi

11-05-2002, 03:59 PM

I'm not even supposed to be here today!!!

"If I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead."

Sheeplovr

11-05-2002, 07:52 PM

Clerks-No time for love Dr Jones

Mallrats-Poopie trim

Chasing AMy-Whats a nubain?

Dogma -Nigga owes me 5 bucks/poopie trim

Jay and silent bob strikes back -This tubby motha F**** LOVES THE COCK

And im spent

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