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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-05-2002, 11:24 AM
O.K. post 'em

Why do they call it Lipstick if you can still move your lips?

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SMOOCH
11-05-2002, 11:33 AM
Post em? Post what?
McNabbShouldDie
11-05-2002, 11:36 AM
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway??

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LatinSpiceXoX
11-05-2002, 11:36 AM
Why do the call it HandJob, if we don't get paid for it?

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-05-2002, 11:42 AM
If Barbie is so popular whay do you have to buy all of her friends?

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Smiledog11
11-05-2002, 11:47 AM
Why do girls have a pair of panties, but just one bra? <P>
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SatCam
11-05-2002, 11:48 AM
I'm Desperate...
Why does paper grow on trees, but money doesnt

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SuperClerk
11-05-2002, 12:33 PM
Why do they call it "hardware"? You don't wear it.

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Spoil-Sport
11-05-2002, 12:46 PM
Why is it called the ROOF of your mouth? Shouldn't it be the CEILING? <P>

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SMOOCH
11-05-2002, 12:50 PM
Why do they call it a blowjob if you don't blow? Or, uh, have I been doing it wrong all these years. Nevermind.
ChrisTheCop
11-05-2002, 04:08 PM
Why dont they call San Francisco'Mo town?

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Ryan the Great
11-05-2002, 04:10 PM
why do hot dog buns come in packages of 8, and hot dogs come in packages of 10?

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SuperDave
11-05-2002, 09:05 PM
Do Glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the
road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides?

I can keep going if you like... some original, some stolen but they'll all make you think.




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Dirt Merchant 03
11-06-2002, 08:36 AM
If I lurk outside of people's windows at night and make no noise, why do the cops say I'm disturbing the peace? :) <P>
Katylina
11-06-2002, 08:39 AM
Why was the brick in the dog's mouth?

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DeltaPin
11-06-2002, 07:51 PM
Why do 7-11's have locks on the door when they're open 24 hours a day?

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-08-2002, 02:12 PM
if you spin a chineeses guy around does he become disoriented?

how do u get off a non-stop flight?

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reeshy
11-08-2002, 02:21 PM
Why do they call 'em a "Pair" of pants?

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CreepyGyrl
11-08-2002, 02:25 PM
why do they call it high school when its illegal for being high?

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canofsoup15
11-08-2002, 02:33 PM
Why do they call it new york, its not new.

Why do they call it mountain dew, it dosent come from mountains or dew.

Why is it called coke, theres no coke there (used to be i know)

Why are there clothes called mudd, clothes arent meant to be dirty.



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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-08-2002, 03:00 PM
why do people turn down the radio when they are looking for an address while driving?



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Smiledog11
11-08-2002, 03:14 PM
Why do they call them apartments when they're so close together? And why is it a 'building' if it's already done, shouldn't it be called a 'built'? <P> <P> <P>

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mario
11-08-2002, 03:40 PM
Why are blonds airheads?

I only love Fast cars and pretty women. Or is it pretty cars and fast women??

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canofsoup15
11-08-2002, 03:47 PM
Why do are people called black or white, they're peach and brown.

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Violent Jay
11-08-2002, 03:54 PM
Why do they say i know that place like the back of my hand i have noidea what the back of my hand looks like

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Dave from Queens
11-08-2002, 10:02 PM
why is my girlfriend always right?

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-09-2002, 03:12 PM
if a blind man wears sun glasses why dont deaf people wear earmuffs?

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SatCam
11-09-2002, 04:52 PM
AHHH I GOT ONE!
Why do they call it BJs when they dont give any

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