i NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!!!!

[Armageddon]

HI MY NAME IS LUIS IM A 19 YEAR OLD PUERTO RICAN COLLEGE STUDENT AND SECURITY GUARD SOMEGIRL BANG ME OR AT LEAST SEND ME NUDIE PICS THANX

SAVE O&A AND R&F!!!!!!!!!!!

[ToddEVF]

ok, Armageddon, your going about this the wrong way. This is not something you should be posting. Its an easy way for you to be tooled, and its also makes it look like your looking for pity. And pity is something most members do not give

PS. ADF - Armageddon is not me.

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[Earth2RON]

You is a boriqua and you cant get ass thats really sad to hear dawg.

Since you are a guard try to find a chick who loves a guy in a uniform around where you work at that ass!

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was never meant to be and you just have to let go

[DrBob]

although it might work with fez, going the puerto rican route doesnt work anymore. ricky martin is yesterday's news. <P>

I, ah...I'm not much of a "word" person...

[Smiledog11]

aw, that's sweet... i think that's the line my dad used to get my mom :) <P>
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm moving this to the Lounge.

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Ants In My Pants]

HI MY NAME IS LUIS IM A 19 YEAR OLD PUERTO RICAN COLLEGE STUDENT AND SECURITY GUARD SOMEGIRL BANG ME OR AT LEAST SEND ME NUDIE PICS THANX First of all, STOP YELLING! YOU WON'T GET ANY GIRLS IF YOU YELL AT THEM AND SCARE THEM AWAY, MISTER! <P>
And I don't believe for one minute that you are who you say you are. Come on, a 19 year old Puerto Rican college student??? Who has ever heard of such a thing? <P>

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[Cybersoldier]

good luck, man I a 23 yr virgin, just good out to a bar fully of horny women you should have a shot there, and if you got laid before you'll get laid again.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Word, I've been a virgin since February 18, 2002...... It's about time I drop this GOODIE-2-SHOES-GIRLY act and get me some!!
UGH!

'..Keep your EYES on my BaBoomp BaBoomp Boomp!..'
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[JerseyRich]

Since when did this board become a dating service?

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[ChickenHawk]

This is fucking hilarious.

And by the way, GREATEST
topic title EVER. It just
knocked "I Love Tonguing
My Girl's Ass" down to the
#2 spot.


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[Earth2RON]

Since when did this board become a dating service?
Since alot of people on here have hooked up with each other, i heard it from the lil bird in my window told me that awhile ago!

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means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it
was never meant to be and you just have to let go

[WintersEmbers]

permission from a mod to totally tool him into oblivion???? pray i dont the chance to...


~president and founder of the CAM (Coalition of Angry Micks)~
Yeah Im Irish Word to the Motherland...

[fiestygal]

lol...NOICE!!! at least hes straight to the point ladies and gentlemen....HEY! can i pimp you out as my MAN HO!?!?!

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[SoccerMom]

Wow. With smooth lines like that I can't believe you're not getting it 24/7! To quote an old master "Hey, man, that suit is you. You'll get some leg tonight for sure! Tell us how you do!!!"

[Doogie]

Come on, a 19 year old Puerto Rican college student??? Who has ever heard of such a thing?


"White people are soooo scared of Puerto Rican people"

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[Patches]

HI MY NAME IS LUIS IM A 19 YEAR OLD PUERTO RICAN COLLEGE STUDENT


Penn State, or State Pen?

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Patches...Is it over yet? (6-3)
"The way I hear it, Patches is some kind of butcher. A pitiless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

[jestah]

Okay ladies, next up on the auction block is Latino Heat...who's going to be the first to snatch up this suave cat...come on, no need to be shy...



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thanks blakjeezis for the sig.
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. - Sidney Freedman

[Michael Fury]

Armageddon, you silver tongued devil: research shows your your chances of getting laid increase exponentially if you add you're a four-legged farm animal.









Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"

[grlNIN]

HI MY NAME IS LUIS IM A 19 YEAR OLD PUERTO RICAN COLLEGE STUDENT AND SECURITY GUARD SOMEGIRL BANG ME OR AT LEAST SEND ME NUDIE PICS THANX



say it dont spray it.....

the only thing that would make the previously mentioned statements even more pathetic is if this kid is a virgin

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[F1Gm3nT]

lol it's like point and laugh at the village idiot
lol
and I'd like to state eventho he is puertorican... he is not part of LWO

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"Conquer the devils with a little thing called love!"
- Bob Marley

[Jennitalia]

no wonder you cant get laid
freak

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Penn State, or State Pen?

lol drop the soap little ricky

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[canofsoup15]

HI MY NAME IS LUIS


AND I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM. lol. BTW that state pen thing was hilarious.

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[Hosp]

Then crawl up a chicken's ass.

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[TheMojoPin]

HI MY NAME IS LUIS

Do you live on the floor above me?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Abrasive Dean]

Best not to get laid without
PLENTEE of protection. Last time
I went without, my wife is now
expecting TWINS!! <P>



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[ChrisTheCop]

you should change your name to armaNOTgeddon.

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