a guy sees a sign in a bar window that reads "Free beer for anyone who can pass the test". So he walks into the bar and asks the bartender what the test is. the bartender says "well, first you have eat this hot pepper, its the hottest hot pepper in the world and you have to eat it without making a face, second, there is an alligator out back with a sore tooth, you have to go out there and remove it, and third, there is a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, you have to go upstairs and give her one." The guy thought about it for a few minutes, then said "no thats alright, its not worth all that." after a few drinks the man changes his mind and said "you know what, gimme that pepper". the man ate the pepper without making a face, much to the bartenders surprise, then he wet out back at which point everyone in the bar heard nothing but screams and roars, the man then staggered back into the bar, shirt and pants ripped to shreds, and then said "alright, now where is that woman with the sore tooth?"
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<marquee>I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not fight on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being! - Anti-flag</marquee>
peace-love-unity,
Ryan the Great