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Earth2RON
11-11-2002, 11:38 AM
I think it all started when i was about 8 or 9 i cant really remember all i do know is that, i would always swallow my gum after it loss its flavor rather than spit it out.

I use to always hear how it would be bad for me, but im 23 now and i havent been harmed by it at all.

Is it true that it can cause me harm and what kind of harm would it be?


Thank You!

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pixiestix
11-11-2002, 11:42 AM
I swallow gum too. I've
heard it can lodge in your
appendix and cause
infection.


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McNabbShouldDie
11-11-2002, 11:44 AM
I swallowed a peice when I was 7 and havent done it since. My friend told me that the gum sits in your stomach for like 8 years before it breaks down.

So that gum is still in my stomach right now, odd.



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canofsoup15
11-11-2002, 11:49 AM
^^^ your ten years old?

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blakjeezis
11-11-2002, 12:09 PM
Do you blow bubbles out your ass?

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shorty
11-11-2002, 12:13 PM
There are so many jokes just waiting to be unleashed on this thread.

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gone
11-11-2002, 02:45 PM
i hope its not too bad, i swallow too

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blakjeezis
11-11-2002, 02:47 PM
i hope its not too bad, i swallow too
No no no, he said 'gum'.


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ADF
11-11-2002, 03:01 PM
Eight years from now you're going to have some terrible constipation. Maybe this is why J-Lo has a bubble butt.

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ladygodiva
11-11-2002, 03:40 PM
does your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? <P>

grlNIN
11-11-2002, 06:20 PM
So when someone asks you if you "spit" or "swallow"...you say swallow right?...just checkin


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Earth2RON
11-11-2002, 07:56 PM
You guys are hilariously not funny:)

I'm gay so i guess that means i swallow now yall can stop with teh gay jokes!

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HordeKing1
11-11-2002, 09:00 PM
Gum and pretty much anything else you swallow is normally passed from your digestive system fairly quickly.

You do not have a huge gumball in your intestines - nor do you have an apple tree growing if you ever swallowed any seeds.

In fact swallowing seed is one sure way to make certain that nothing ends up growing in your "stomach."

On a more serious note, always use a condom even for oral sex.

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Earth2RON
11-11-2002, 09:34 PM
Thank you very much Hordeking!

On a more serious note, always use a condom even for oral sex
No way oral with condoms is something i have yet to experience!

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Zipgun
11-12-2002, 03:34 AM
In fact swallowing seed is one sure way to make certain that nothing ends up growing in your "stomach."


Or your uterus.

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Katylina
11-12-2002, 03:43 AM
I swallow as well, Earth.

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Jennitalia
11-12-2002, 05:18 AM
just remember, real women swallow

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Cybersoldier
11-12-2002, 06:22 AM
I did the same thing when I was a kid too I swallowed the gum by mistake or no one told me not to spit it out

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blakjeezis
11-12-2002, 06:39 AM
On a more serious note, always use a condom even for oral sex.
Which can be used as bubble gum. See how it all comes back around. Life, my friends, is a cycle.

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Hawiian shirt craig
11-12-2002, 09:21 AM
just remember, real
women swallow


even the ones with big
backs....


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gone
11-12-2002, 10:49 AM
just remember, real women swallow



hell yeah we do.. hell yea

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Bob Impact
11-13-2002, 05:52 AM
just remember, real women swallow

Really?

My girlfriend gets bubble gum all over her face and hair.

.
.
.

I'm really sorry for that.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-14-2002, 08:24 AM
Or your uterus.



My what?

All these years I thought babies came from the cabbage patch.

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SuperDave
11-22-2002, 07:49 PM
the great Cecil Adams has this to say
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