Wrost pickup lines ever!

[TommyVercetti]

Did you know the word of the day is legs? Well let's go back to your place and spread the word.

I own Vice City. The Pole Position is my pride and joy.

[FMJeff]

need a place to sit, let me clear off a place

(cleans face)

my friend uses that one all the time...

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[Patches]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

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The Batches...Shady's back, back again. (7-3, most points overall)
"The way I hear it, Patches is some kind of butcher. A pitiless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

[Cybersoldier]

Is your seat wet or are you just happy to see me
or
are you forgeting something, if yes its me

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[SilentSpic]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?


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[Death Metal Moe]

My pull out at my parents house is bitchin'!

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DEATH FACTION 4EVER!!!!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

hey do you belive in love at
first sight? or are you one of
those girls i need to kidnap
and throw in the basement
until you realize you're in
love?


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Thebazile78]

Has anyone ever told you you look just like . . .?

I've gotten Julia Roberts twice so far.

The sick part about that is that the second time was followed by a "No way! You're my cousin?"

The other one I got thrown by was "Excuse me, but are you of Irish and German heritage?" . . . I am, but that's not the point.
The conversation ended with "If you're not seeing someone I'd like to take you to dinner sometime"

(No, thanks, you're old enough to be my grandfather.)


Boys. . .

"If human beings stopped exercising their lips, their brains would start working" - Ford Prefect

[Miss Dolores Haze]

How about pizza and a fuck? What you don't like pizza?


"You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go."

[Smiledog11]

Wrost pickup lines ever! <P>
How about, "wanna help me study for the big spelling bee?"

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[Contra]

I think you need some vizine, so you can get a clear vision of our future together.

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R.I.P. Jam Master J

This message was edited by Contra on 11-12-02 @ 8:04 PM

[scorpion]

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can really see myself in your pants.




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Now I'm starvin

[TheMojoPin]

"Hi, I play in a death metal band. I love baking, crafts, and hugging."

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Hawiian shirt craig]

hi my name's jeff.... where
are you going...? no its
really Jon... why are you
running...? seriously, my
name is dan... why are u
talking to that cop? COME
BACK! I JUST NEED
SOMEONE TO HOLD ME!!!!!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[DC Reed]

Hi im the mojopin...... j/k

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

hey little girl want some candy

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Me: wanna dance?
Her: NO!
Me: then i guess a bj is outa the question

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[Hawiian shirt craig]

me: hey wanna dance?
her: ew, no!
me: no i said you look FAT
in those pants!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[JerseyRich]

I play bass in the RonFez.net band...
Didn't work.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[canofsoup15]

Are those astro pants because your ass is out of this world.

You might clean your clothes with windex, because i can see myself in your pants.

Are you german..no..would you like some in you.

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[Death Metal Moe]

"Hi, I play in a death metal band. I love baking, crafts, and hugging."


It worked on your Mom, Mojo.

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DEATH FACTION 4EVER!!!!

[flavorsaver]

Hi, your mommy sent me to pick you up.

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[fiestygal]

:taps shoulder: wanna suck my dick

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[Ants In My Pants]

"Hi, I'm IrishAlkey"

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<marquee><font color=red>I'm a little penis, short and stout</font></marquee>

<font color=green>R.I.P. Black Irish, you will be in our hearts forever.</font>

[jamesdiggy]

Who were you expecting, Fabio?

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[FMJeff]

Are you german..no..would you like some in you.


Doesn't it go "Do you have any german in you? Would you like to?"

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[dassal3399]

hey baby are those space pants cause your ass is outta this world

"THE WORLD IS YOUR'S"

[Thebazile78]

Doesn't it go "Do you have any german in you? Would you like to?"

Yes, yes it does.

Of course, it was usually 'Asian' for me. I was so innocent, I didn't understand it!

I no longer have that problem.


"If human beings stopped exercising their lips, their brains would start working" - Ford Prefect

[F1Gm3nT]

so um.. what's your big ass number?
that one I actually have heard come out of someones mouth

are those astronaut boots you're wearing? cause you are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!
WOOOOOOO!!!!

your legs must be tired? cause you've been running through my mind ALL DAY LONG!@!!!


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"posting and drinkin is fun!"
- Kimy "F!Gm3nT" Tolentino

[TheMojoPin]

It worked on your Mom, Mojo.

And yet, somehow I always knew...

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and Minister of Bloody Mayhem.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Patches]

I like to take a chloroform soaked rag out to the bar and ask the ladies what it smells like. Always a good icebreaker.

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The Batches...Shady's back, back again. (7-3, most points overall)
"The way I hear it, Patches is some kind of butcher. A pitiless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

[Cybersoldier]

Hi my name is Fez, jk

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[silera]

"Hi, I'm IrishAlkey"

But... it worked for you.



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[grlNIN]

This is how it would go in the clean cut version...

Him: Did it hurt?
Me:Did what hurt?
Him:When you fell from heaven

R-rated version...
Him:Did it hurt?
Me:What? When i looked into that *exploitive* face of yours?
Him:*shocked look*
Me: yeah thats what i thought you predictable piece of processed Americana

im such a cunt


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