Why New Jersey can be a scary place...

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://news12.com/NewCDA/articles/article_detail/0,5942,&rid=12&region=NJ&tab=topstories&id=50147,00.html

And you thought Jason Biggs had it bad when people called him "piefucker".





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[ChrisTheCop]

ok, i can see a french poodle MAYBE...but a beagle?? Jeezis christ man, thats snoopy!

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[Wolf]

Sodomizing dogs has nothing to do with NJ. Now maybe if it was a sheep or cow, I could see the relevence...

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[Thebazile78]

Now maybe if it was a sheep or cow, I could see the relevence...

Hey! We don't all love sheep or cows, just the students at Cook College.

They keep the pigs right near the Freshman dorms for easy access.

And there are scarier things in NJ than dog-f*ers. . . like my stalker ex-boyfriends, mini-van drivers and people who don't signal 100 feet before they turn.



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[flavorsaver]

And I thought the fact that we have four Fairviews, two Hollands, three Magnolias, two Palmyras, two Mt. Pleasants, two Asburys, four Beach Havens, three Cedar Groves, two Harrisonvilles, two Franklins...(I sould start my own thread)...was scary...

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[McNabbShouldDie]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

uuhh, wait, i mean eeeewwww....


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[Contra]

New Jersey isn't scary, don't be silly. There is nothing to worry about. Now just inhale the heavily polluted air and let it induce a nice calm drowsiness...

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

I thought Jersey was scary enough on its own. But beastiality, now I'm never going back there. I mean it this time!

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[erole]

He must have sperm holes in everyone of his newspaper Peanuts cartoons. He got off on Snoopy and sniper shot his man chowda' right through that poor beagle.
NJ rawks!

[Ants In My Pants]

South Brunswick police arrested an uncooperative Cocho and confiscated a jar of Vaseline and a dagger.
Umm, OK, I can figure out what the Vaseline was for, but why the dagger???

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[Cybersoldier]

was the dog male or female, and if he has sex with a male dog that mean he's gay. I need to make sure if I have a dog not to have it leave my sight especially if its a beagle

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[TeRRoR]

to bad it wasnt a bull mastif.

then he would have really been getting F'd by the dog.

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[Rev]

And there are scarier things in NJ than dog-f*ers. . . like my stalker ex-boyfriends, mini-van drivers

why do you think my email is thespookyguy@aol?!
i drive a minivan!
I kinda had to, to help carry band equipment.
xoxoxo,
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[Smiledog11]

The smells emanating from Elizabeth, NJ. It's the only place in the country where you could fart in your car and NOT want to roll the windows down.

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