I could kill my professor!

[LilLibra]

Just need to vent...

I'm a Journalism major and my Feature Article professor has given the class an outrageous project- "Celebrity Interview". Maybe its me but I don't *know* any friggin celebrities and none of the ones I'd like to interview are available or have any contact info. I'm pulling my hair out trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do.

Hm, I wonder if I could interview Ron and Fez... anyone know a way to do that?



"I'm in a class all by myself... and its f*ckin' lonely."

[Patches]

Interview one of the show regulars from the board. They are semi-quasi-pseudo celebrities.

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[Jennitalia]

they are??

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[Knowledged_one]

how about local celebrities, or the worker of the month at the exxon station, or the high school athlete of the week, or interview some out of work bums on the street and say it was opie and anthony
Just be creative

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[LilLibra]

or interview some out of work bums on the street and say it was opie and anthony

Heh heh, that might actually work but I've got to provide proof (ex: take picture). Otherwise, I could say I interviewed anybody and get away with it.

As for your suggestion Patches, everyone's a celebrity on this board to me. Some I even have secret shrines in my closet for... but they've gotta be legit. I'm sorry :D


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[DarkHippie]

go down to your local govwernment's office, see if you can get an interview

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[Death Metal Moe]

Hello. I am DEATH METAL MOE. I can offer you a half hour interview for a six pack of Coronas, some tortilla ships and salsa.

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[HordeKing1]

Contact someone you'd like to interview (Ron, Fez, Rory, Billy, Hawk, Wonderboy, etc) and ask them if you can interview them for a school assignment.

Just be prepared to accept that they might say no.

You might even consider calling the show and asking if you could do your interview on the air. That might be a good bit.

Remember though, that anyone you ask to interview has no obligation to accomodate you and if they do not agree to be interviewed, you shouldn't take it personally.

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[Sheeplovr]

i say you kill your professor and you become a cerleberty your self

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[LilLibra]

Remember though, that anyone you ask to interview has no obligation to accomodate you and if they do not agree to be interviewed, you shouldn't take it personally.

I'm working on that. I have a fragile ego.


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[Contra]

"I'm in a class all by myself... and its f*ckin' lonely."


fragile ego huh?

When is this due? PM me i may be able to help you out, maybe.

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[Tallguy 22]

Your screwed. Either kill yourself or if you really want to got the extra mile kill the proffessor, if your ganna use a knife go for the throat or the bullet to the back of the head if you dont like blood.good luck!:) <P>

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[Abrasive Dean]

You might even consider calling the show and asking if you could do your interview on the air. That might be a good bit. <P>
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[Cybersoldier]

if you do make sure there is not a blood trail back to your house lol, but seriously we all had a professor that we just wanted to kill but you just got to get through the term.

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This message was edited by Cybersoldier on 11-13-02 @ 8:39 PM

[Katylina]

I can hook you up with an email interview with Buzz from Home Alone. Email me, and let me know if you want this. Katylina@optonline.net

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[LilLibra]

Your screwed. Either kill yourself or if you really want to got the extra mile kill the proffessor, if your ganna use a knife go for the throat or the bullet to the back of the head if you dont like blood.good luck!


Blood doesn't bother me but I wrote it all down. Will keep it in mind. Thanks for your, um, help.


"I'm in a class all by myself... and its f*ckin' lonely."

[LilLibra]

When is this due? <P>
Rough draft is due Dec. 11th. Mind you, he gave us this assignment last week. The final article is due last day of class which is... the 18th I think. <P>
I've been writing and calling everywhere I can think of so far. The prof. brought in a list of contact info for a good hundred celebrities and I picked a few that I know I'll probably never get and a few that aren't in the spotlight anymore and have nothing better to do so they might as well get interviewed by someone who still remembers who they are :D <P>
I've also emailed Ron and Fez. I plan on waiting until Monday to see if I get a response. Then I'll do the follow up phone call. Might as well gun it if I'm gonna do it right. <P>


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