BIG ASS CARD

[docgoblin]

I applied for a big ass card almost three months ago and never got it. I called and spoke to Staples four times and he keeps telling me they're waiting for a new batch to come in...BUT THREE MONTHS!!?!? I know things are kinda up in the air regarding their status in NY, but they're gonna be on SOMEWHERE! They should keep the cards going out (that'll also help Infinity see how many fans are really out there), or at least come clean as to why they AREN'T going out! I WANT MY BIG ASS CARD NOW!!!

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[docgoblin]

Ah, so it's extortion now, is it?

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[Smiledog11]

Me and Shorty put in for our cards then waited for months. It got so bad, we thought it didn't go through so we signed up for them again. Finally, about 5 months later, we end up getting a bag full of b.a.c's. Anyone want to buy one of ours?? Shall we start the bidding at say, $10?

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[Patches]

waiting for a new batch


It usually only takes me a few minutes. Billy should see a doctor about that.

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[docgoblin]

It usually only takes me a few minutes. Billy should see a doctor about that. <P>
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We all know Billy's got problems! <P>

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[Friday]

I feel your pain as well - and have applied twice - thinking it didn't go through the first time. But oh well - I will just wait patiently by the mailbox with a martini and a smile. Eventually I will be rewarded, right?

In the meantime...I will keep writing letters so that Ron and Fez are still IN New York when my card arrives!! :)

[Tallguy 22]

Thats nothin i have been waiting for <font size=5>10 FUCKING MONTHS</font size=5>. I really hope billy burns in hell for this.

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This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 11-13-02 @ 5:54 PM

[docgoblin]

Well, at least I'm not alone. I wonder if R & F really know about this situation. I bet alot of D.C. listeners are gonna be requesting cards now also! Billy better get off his butt! By the way Tallguy... How do you really feel?

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This message was edited by docgoblin on 11-13-02 @ 5:55 PM

[imallout007]

I had to wait a while b4 i got mine. So waiting isnt a bad thing

Where here, where queer, this has been my Fezatorial Thank you- FEZ

[Devils Advocate]

I've been waiting for a couple of months now, too. With my luck, they'll get pulled from NY (God forbid) on the day before my BAC arrives... <P>

"When an officer loses command, that officer is also lost. When that command remains, no matter what happens to its officer, he has not failed" - Final Blackout

[RandomNY]

I signed up for mine when AL Dukes was running it that is why I got 2 of them. :)

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[canofsoup15]

Jesus, will you people calm down, just chill out, you will get your big ass card.

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[Devils Advocate]

Well, I know I'll get the card eventually, but I'm impatient, dammit! It's all about instant gratification!!!! That's what made this country great! :) <P>

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[FreeholdBill]

I got my card at least 6 months ago, but I still don't get any Big ASS email, even after complaining to R&F:-) <P>

[TheMojoPin]

Signed up under Dukes, got my first card less than two weeks later, then received another mysteriously a month later less than a week after I snapped the first one trying to pick a lock. Go Dukes.

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[Rev]

Wait patiently, and DO NOT APPLY MORE THAN 1 TIME!!!

Mine, and everyone's, came after quite awhile.
It will come.

aplying for more than 1 will just slow down the process even more, for those after you.
I'll admit, i did it too. I feel bad that i have more than 1. 3 people after me just had to wait that much longer.

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[FRAN NOT FRANCINE]

"waiting for a new batch to come in"
billy waiting for a "batch"
i'm going to yak - fran

[docgoblin]

I'm surprised a thread like this wasn't started sooner, seeing as how many of us have been waiting so long. You guys have straightened it out for me though, since it's now obvious that everyone usually has to wait a while. This is just another thing that should show the higher-ups at Infinity how popular Ron & Fez are! <P>

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[Captain Insano]

Shouldn't we at least be getting the Big Ass emails even if our cards haven't been sent out yet? <P>



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[docgoblin]

Excellent point! I haven't gotten ONE e-mail!

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[Tallguy 22]

I was patient but come on, 10 MONTHS. Now i'm just plain old pissed. i dont know if i should call and make billy look like an ass.

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[docgoblin]

I have tried to call and get on the air to bring it up to the boys, but Billy never lets me through. I even tried playing along with the bit one time, but the show ended before I could get on. I haven't tried again since. <P> <P>

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[SatCam]

Billy better get off his butt!Billy boy doesnt do the cards. Rory does.

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[docgoblin]

Billy boy doesnt do the cards. Rory does. <P>
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Then Rory better get off HIS butt! <P>

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[canofsoup15]

You people are too crazy about the cards. JUST CALM DOWN DAMNIT.

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[ron pennington]

when i was at school in north carolina last year i got my card 4 days after applying,,, al dukes was at least good at something

come get your $2

[docgoblin]

You people are too crazy about the cards. JUST CALM DOWN DAMNIT. <P>
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I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! I WANT MY CARD DAMMIT! AT LEAST SEND ME THE E-MAILS SO I KNOW THEY GOT MY REQUEST! <P>

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