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The Blowhard
11-13-2002, 09:14 PM
What the hell is happening in Norway?

Norwegian mother breastfed puppies

A Norwegian woman breastfed a litter of puppies after their mother died giving birth to them.

Kine Skiaker, who's 23 and has a three month old baby son, breastfed six of the ten puppies while the other four were given formula milk.

She fed the puppies over a weekend until other dogs could be found to feed them naturally.

The puppies are rare Canary dogs, a powerful type of mastiff, which are often bred as guard or even fighting dogs.

Norwegian daily Aftenposten says Ms Skiaker, of Akershus near Oslo, decided to breastfeed the puppies as she thought they would die without their mother.

"I was told not to breastfeed them, but I still did what I felt was right," she told the newspaper.

"Puppies should be fed every three hours but I fed them more often than that. Each time I heard a noise I gave them my breast."

She fed the puppies, as well as her son Emil, until she and her husband Ivar, with help from a local radio station, managed to find suitable dogs to feed the puppies.

The ten puppies are now divided between three dogs but the Skiakers still haven't decided whether to keep any once they've been weaned.


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TheMojoPin
11-13-2002, 09:21 PM
What the hell is happening in Norway?

Probably more accurate to ask, "what ISN'T happening in Norway?" If it's not about cocks or beastial love, those people just won't have any of it.

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HordeKing1
11-13-2002, 09:57 PM
Breastfeeding puppies? Somewhere a whole herd of sheep is breathing a sigh of relief.

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ADF
11-14-2002, 05:02 AM
"I was told not to breastfeed them, but I still did what I felt was right," she told the newspaper.

"Puppies should be fed every three hours but I fed them more often than that. Each time I heard a noise I gave them my breast."

She fed the puppies, as well as her son Emil, until she and her husband Ivar, with help from a local radio station, managed to find suitable dogs to feed the puppies.


Apparently, she's milking this incident for all it's worth.

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A.J.
11-14-2002, 05:12 AM
This lady was just acting like a bitch.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-14-2002, 01:37 PM
friggin Pupverts!

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Coco
11-14-2002, 01:48 PM
I have a feeling this lady in question is psychotic or has been in and out of psych wards. It's just not something a normal adjusted person would do. Most animals have parasites (and who knows what else) that could be transmitted. The thought is just disgusting to me.

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pauly boy
11-14-2002, 01:51 PM
heck, i bet you got norwegian wood when you read that shit

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ADF
11-14-2002, 02:07 PM
heck, i bet you got norwegian wood when you read that shit


That is perhaps the greatest post ever from someone with five posts or less.

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CaptClown
11-14-2002, 02:19 PM
Wow! Norwegian breast comes in flavors now: Stale Cigar, SOur Orange Juice, and all new Dog slobber!!

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Miss Dolores Haze
11-14-2002, 02:39 PM
What the hell is happening in Norway?


They get sick of looking at blondes so whats the first thing they go for? Puppies!!!They think Americans are so stupid.

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Paz
11-14-2002, 03:53 PM
Who knew that Norway was such a happenin' place?? Heel boy..or no milk for you! Ruff Ruff!!
Hey honey? After ya done teet feeding the puppies, lets go down to the pub for a beer and some cock pictures!

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HordeKing1
11-14-2002, 04:54 PM
It's not psychotic to nurse puppies. You might argue that it's "just plain nuts," but it's not psychotic by any stretch.

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Paz
11-14-2002, 04:57 PM
When you are right..ur right!

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TooCute
11-17-2002, 11:55 AM
Well who knows. There is of
course formula that you can
feed pups but maybe she
couldn't get her hands on it.
certainly human breast milk
would be better for the dogs
that regular milk... I think it
is kind of touching that she
would do that much for the
puppies.

That said, yeah it kind of
sounds like she is totally
'milking' it. LOL!


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Yerdaddy
11-17-2002, 12:07 PM
I mastiff just reading that

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blade
11-17-2002, 12:12 PM
Think i would get through customs with a puppy suit in my bag?

TooCute
11-17-2002, 12:23 PM
did you kill two for matching
clogs?


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SatCam
11-17-2002, 06:21 PM
That story was fuckin demented

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11-17-2002, 06:32 PM
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