blakjeezis
11-14-2002, 10:09 AM
I'm sure there's been a thread dealing with this before, but the recent, imminent threat of losing Ron and Fez has set me to reminiscing. What do you think are the greatest Ron and Fez moments? I'm not talking about the ongoing bits, Fez being Lutheran, Ronnie's movie life experiences, Andre and the callers, What does Aquaman eat?, and the like. I'm talking about the one shot deals. Singular moments in the show that encapsulate the greatness of Ron and Fez. Here's my top five.
5. Jesus vs. Ganesh - The back and forth between the two of them was so perfectly executed. When Ron said he wanted to see Ganesh vs. John Tesh, I vomited I laughed so hard.
4. Kids Fight Club - This was back in the .com days. It lasted for a while. I was a regular listener already, but it really was the bit that made me understand the treat I was getting by hearing the show.
3. Al pees his pants - You know he would appear on here somewhere. What a moment in Ron/Fez history, just hilarious.
2. Producer Hill - The show was winding down. Ron, Fez and Joe Poo took us on a tour of the hill, cataloging the remains of former producers of the show, Vietnam style. From the background Doors music, to the whispered 'seeyuhs' at the end. Perhaps the most inspired bit of radio ever, if not for . . .
1. "Hello, this is Rutger. You're on the air".- It was at the end of a double shift week, a Thursday night if I remember correctly. R and F were punchy. Anthony, 'the coffee machine guy' was sitting in. Rutger was also a little off, after a long flight, so he claimed. It was just one of those cosmic events where everything lined up. From Fez's feat of strength carrying the cart rack, to the walk out, I sat there, slack-jawed, just completely in awe of what I was hearing. I was too amazed even to laugh, even though I knew it was funny as hell.
If indeed what is rumored comes to pass, and I know we're trying like hell to stop it, I'm really going to miss the show. Sorry if this is a downer.
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5. Jesus vs. Ganesh - The back and forth between the two of them was so perfectly executed. When Ron said he wanted to see Ganesh vs. John Tesh, I vomited I laughed so hard.
4. Kids Fight Club - This was back in the .com days. It lasted for a while. I was a regular listener already, but it really was the bit that made me understand the treat I was getting by hearing the show.
3. Al pees his pants - You know he would appear on here somewhere. What a moment in Ron/Fez history, just hilarious.
2. Producer Hill - The show was winding down. Ron, Fez and Joe Poo took us on a tour of the hill, cataloging the remains of former producers of the show, Vietnam style. From the background Doors music, to the whispered 'seeyuhs' at the end. Perhaps the most inspired bit of radio ever, if not for . . .
1. "Hello, this is Rutger. You're on the air".- It was at the end of a double shift week, a Thursday night if I remember correctly. R and F were punchy. Anthony, 'the coffee machine guy' was sitting in. Rutger was also a little off, after a long flight, so he claimed. It was just one of those cosmic events where everything lined up. From Fez's feat of strength carrying the cart rack, to the walk out, I sat there, slack-jawed, just completely in awe of what I was hearing. I was too amazed even to laugh, even though I knew it was funny as hell.
If indeed what is rumored comes to pass, and I know we're trying like hell to stop it, I'm really going to miss the show. Sorry if this is a downer.
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"What are the scores George Dawes?"
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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 11-14-02 @ 2:11 PM