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CYYYFYYY
11-16-2002, 02:14 PM
OK here is the help I
need.... This young lady just
kisses this guy and she wants
to comment on how fresh his
breath was. I wanted to use
it was like kissing an Angel
but for reasons that are too
long I can't. The cornier the
better.... so come on guys
help me out...


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Fallon
11-16-2002, 02:26 PM
It was like kissing a peppermint.

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Cybersoldier
11-16-2002, 02:27 PM
tastes like a winterfresh gun, very mint like. Hope it helps

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IRISjr
11-16-2002, 02:30 PM
winterfresh gun


I think you meant gum?
I hope you meant gum...

Our kiss was lemony fresh

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blade
11-16-2002, 02:37 PM
It was like kissing the winter breeze on a snow capped mountain

Cybersoldier
11-16-2002, 02:40 PM
yes I meant gum thank iris jr

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skurbs
11-16-2002, 02:58 PM
it was like doing a shot of freon.

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TheGameHHH
11-16-2002, 03:04 PM
The freshest kiss one can get.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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ADF
11-16-2002, 03:23 PM
His kiss was was so fresh, you'd think he'd invented Mentos.

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billyio
11-16-2002, 05:39 PM
breath like an angel's glacier

See Ya!

canofsoup15
11-16-2002, 05:41 PM
His kiss was like a fresh dew on a nice spring morning

or, my favorite

His kiss tasted like a whopper with fries and a coke after eating a bowl of captain crunch.

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CYYYFYYY
11-16-2002, 10:03 PM
So far I am liking a Nice
spring day.... Keep it up
peoplz!!!!


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I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

bigbaldirish
11-16-2002, 11:07 PM
it was like a floral bouqet

PanterA
11-17-2002, 12:19 AM
The cornier the better....Like licking the inside of a tube of toothpaste.

The kiss was as fresh as a bottle of Scope.

After she kissed him, she thought to herself "Minty".

and finally

his tongue freshend her breath like a christmas candy cane.

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DarkHippie
11-17-2002, 05:45 AM
why would you want a line to be corny? Unless its some sort of dream sequence or you are using extreme irony, you should try to be as original, and realistic as possible.

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