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DreamWeaver

11-20-2002, 06:00 AM

Well thanks to Neiman Marcus you can! for $7500...

His & Hers Action Figure Package

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TheGameHHH

11-20-2002, 06:20 AM

If I could be a Superhero, I would be AWESOME MAN.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Bill From Yorktown

11-20-2002, 06:23 AM

another example of "solutions to problems you didnt know existed" because they DIDNT

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DreamWeaver

11-20-2002, 06:27 AM

I would be Super Bitch

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Wolf

11-20-2002, 06:58 AM

I would be JUSTICE GUY!

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GodsFavoriteMan

11-20-2002, 07:11 AM

I'd be the Stealthy Warrior!

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FelixDasGato

11-20-2002, 07:37 AM

Oh, Can I be Alabama Man.
Just as long as I get Kung Fu grip.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-20-2002, 07:46 AM

I'd be TenBatman.

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walking joint

11-20-2002, 07:48 AM

if i were a superhero I would be Flying Joint instead of just walking joint. that would be so cool

Anakin Skywalker

11-20-2002, 07:51 AM

That's ok, i can pick up an action figure of me and my many variations at any toys r us store. Plus it's alot cheaper.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-20-2002, 07:52 AM

I just want a monkey with a jet pack.

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just the monkey with a jet pack. And this paddle game, the monkey and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The monkey, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The monkey, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The monkey, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this! And that's all I need. The monkey, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

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Dark Forest

11-20-2002, 10:04 AM

Dibs on "Immigration Dude!"

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WintersEmbers

11-20-2002, 10:20 AM

shotty on Chilly Kid

viddy what todd did!
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Michael Fury

11-20-2002, 10:22 AM

I wanna be "Archnemesis" -- the guy in the upstairs apartment who plays music too loud.

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dassal3399

11-20-2002, 10:25 AM

where the hell is the cool superhero vechile...this sucks

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dassal3399

11-20-2002, 10:27 AM

whatever i am i want kung fu grip too...i'll be SUPERHERO MAN

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dassal3399

11-20-2002, 11:58 AM

i wanna be SHAKE IT UP MAN

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canofsoup15

11-20-2002, 12:00 PM

Either CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, or flimpers, the monkey who shoots bananas and loves little children. Whoops, did i say that out loud.

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Justice4all

11-21-2002, 06:45 AM

I would be JUSTICE GUY

*Ahem* THIEF!!!!

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ToddEVF

11-21-2002, 06:56 AM

I'd be Aquaman, but i doubt i'd be able to deal with the stupidity of the fish

AM) Hello Fish
F) Hi aquaman
AM) so did you. . .
F)Hi Aquaman
AM) did you see any crimes. . .
F)Hi Aquaman
AM) any crimes going on
F)Hi Aquaman

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<Marquee>todds the man - canofsoup15/todd is the shiznit! - Contra/Toddevf just rocks that much he gets two appriciation threads, but whatever - DCReed/dint mean to come down on him earlier. . . I like Todd - Doogie76/And he supports my nicotine-fits - DynamiteK/But it's great to see the end result with Todd!! - Gaia/How can I be the man if he's the man?!? - FlavorSaver/Todd Rocks and has a HUGE cock. . . so I heard!!!! - Green Lantern/i can actually say that i love the little fuck - GrlNiN/Todd Will always be a DARLING! - LatinSpiceXoX/your the bestest, greatest, coolest todd! - Lulu/TODD EVF RULZ THE SCHOOL - NJDMMoe/I like Toddevf. He seems like a fine young gentleman. - pinkyfloyd/I appreciate my Mini-Me! - RonFez Mark/So screw all the Todd-haters! - Shorty/I admire todd's ability to slyly and skillfully turn any and every thread into one about HIM - TheMojoPin</Marquee>

Katylina

11-21-2002, 07:56 AM

FOR HHH:
if i could be a superhero, i would be awesome man. i'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan. and if i saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, i'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van, 'cause i would be awesome man.

FOR TOM:
if you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy? making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie? like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to hawaii with some doctor guy named bob, you could skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die (especially bob), then you would be justice guy

FOR SILENTSPIC:
if i could be a superhero, i'd be immigration dude. i'd send all those foreigners back to their homes for eating up all our food, and taking our welfare and best jobs, to boot, like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit. i'd build a concentration camp for their brood, 'cause i'd be immigration dude.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 11-21-02 @ 11:57 AM

Aggie

11-21-2002, 08:10 AM

If I could be a Superhero, I would be AWESOME MAN
I must disagree here. First of all, awesome is kind of a stretch. Second of all, I think it should be DUDE MAN and your superpowers will comc from drinking beer and picking up hot chicks.

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ToddEVF

11-21-2002, 08:15 AM

FOR TOM:
if you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy? making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie? like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to hawaii with some doctor guy named bob, you could skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die (especially bob), then you would be justice guy

I could be more sutle, i didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague
Now they will suffer for their terrible lies (esspecially bob)
And then you could be a suuuuperhero like me

(i had to finsih those lyrics)

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<Marquee>todds the man - canofsoup15/todd is the shiznit! - Contra/Toddevf just rocks that much he gets two appriciation threads, but whatever - DCReed/dint mean to come down on him earlier. . . I like Todd - Doogie76/And he supports my nicotine-fits - DynamiteK/But it's great to see the end result with Todd!! - Gaia/How can I be the man if he's the man?!? - FlavorSaver/Todd Rocks and has a HUGE cock. . . so I heard!!!! - Green Lantern/i can actually say that i love the little fuck - GrlNiN/Todd Will always be a DARLING! - LatinSpiceXoX/your the bestest, greatest, coolest todd! - Lulu/TODD EVF RULZ THE SCHOOL - NJDMMoe/I like Toddevf. He seems like a fine young gentleman. - pinkyfloyd/I appreciate my Mini-Me! - RonFez Mark/So screw all the Todd-haters! - Shorty/I admire todd's ability to slyly and skillfully turn any and every thread into one about HIM - TheMojoPin</Marquee>