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metalsatan
11-20-2002, 05:27 PM
Heres how it works. You post a bad pick up line, the next person has to post an even worse one. Very simple.
Let me start you of-
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

And yes I do use that one all the time

Why do boobs look so good?

canofsoup15
11-20-2002, 05:41 PM
"I started to name stars in the sky of all the reasons i love/wanna be with you, but then i ran outta stars."

LAME

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Green Lantern
11-20-2002, 05:41 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together.

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McNabbShouldDie
11-20-2002, 05:43 PM
"Is it hot in here...or is it just you?"


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ChrisTheCop
11-20-2002, 05:46 PM
you remind me of a parking ticket; youve got FINE written all over you.

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This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 11-20-02 @ 9:49 PM

canofsoup15
11-20-2002, 05:48 PM
Do you wash your clothes with windex cause i can see myself in your pants

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This message was edited by canofsoup15 on 11-20-02 @ 9:49 PM

mario
11-20-2002, 05:58 PM
Are you a sargeant? 'Cause you have my privates standing up..

"All I feel when I kill is recoil." -U.S.M.C. Sniper

bigbaldirish
11-20-2002, 06:53 PM
looks like someone dipped you in the pretty sauce

Crippler
11-20-2002, 07:18 PM
Nice shoes....wanna fuck?

...silent, but violent.

dassal3399
11-20-2002, 08:17 PM
are those space pants because your ass is outta this world

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

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Yerdaddy
11-20-2002, 09:40 PM
Your mommy sent me to pick you up.

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It was a joke goddammit!

metalsatan
11-21-2002, 11:18 AM
Well if you are gonna take it in that direction than heres a couple-

a- Hey little girl want some candy?
b- I lost my dog, wanna help me look for it?

A sig pic would probably look nice about here

Why do boobs look so good?

Michael Fury
11-21-2002, 11:32 AM
Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.








The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

LatinSpiceXoX
11-21-2002, 03:31 PM
TOP TEN CORNY LINES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid, because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

(3) I hope you have a library card, because I'm checking you out.

(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.

(5) Hey lady/man, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

(6) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!

(7) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

(8) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

(9) Do you believe in love at first sight?, or should I walk past you again?

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 11-21-02 @ 7:33 PM

jafter
11-21-2002, 04:24 PM
Set up: Lick your finger and touch her clothes and then yours.

"Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes"

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

ron pennington
11-21-2002, 04:27 PM
how bout we go out for a pizza and a fuck?
what you don't like pizza?

come get your $2

Katylina
11-21-2002, 04:37 PM
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out.

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LatinSpiceXoX
11-21-2002, 04:47 PM
Set up: Lick your finger and touch her clothes and then yours.

"Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes"

L M F F A OOOOOOOOOO

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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Donnielimes
11-21-2002, 05:28 PM
1.Wow that did it hurt?
When you Fell from Heaven.

2 Wanna Fuck?

Aggie
11-21-2002, 05:34 PM
you remind me of a parking ticket: youve got FINE written all over you

if you said that to me i'd let u handcuff me :p

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Heavy
11-23-2002, 10:18 AM
Mr Wadd: Got any italian in ya?

Hot chick: No.

Mr Wadd: Want some?

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bigbaldirish
11-25-2002, 10:53 AM
wanna play pinochio?
you sit on my face, and i'll tell you lies

Hawiian shirt craig
11-25-2002, 11:09 AM
honey, you could make me
commit a felony....


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Michael Fury
11-25-2002, 11:18 AM
You look hungry. I will microwave you a burrito.






The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

The Chairman
11-27-2002, 01:19 AM
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretel?

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I'll take that Chesterfield now...

Bandalero
11-27-2002, 01:47 AM
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.