What do you do when SheHe says no

[johnbravo]

i want sex every night but sometimes she says no what do you do when this happens help


why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

[GodsFavoriteMan]

say good night, go home, batch. repeat

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[Jennitalia]

what God said

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[Cybersoldier]

there's always getting a hooker

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[johnbravo]

the almighty has spoken now if you could if i give you a jug of water will you make it in to some of that tasty wine so i can give it to my wife to drink that would work very well

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

This message was edited by johnbravo on 11-21-02 @ 10:57 AM

[A.J.]

what God said


Now THAT'S a Commandment I can follow.

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[silera]

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[Wolf]

Well, when dealing with He-Shes, I'm usually the one who says no. They may have parts that are fun for everyone, but I don't like being poked in the eye when I go down on her/him. (thank you Stephen)

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[IrishAlkey]

When it happens I'll let you know what I did.

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[Doogie]

Take it from the book of Iron Mike; deliver a body blow to the uterus, throw a couch through a window, Club her on the head and then go home happy...

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[johnbravo]

i was thinking of being a little more romantic you know
candles soft music dim lights
and when we are done i can untie her and take the gag out of her mouth maybe tell her i love her and then go watch tv....that should work

why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

[DarkHippie]

spunk on her face. its a romantic gesture. its in all the movies.

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[Jennitalia]

if he doesnt want to fuck me, then i'll find somebody who does want to do me

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[Aggie]

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[JustJon]

can't say a woman has ever said no to me. on the other hand, she has said no to mr. ether rag before I asked her.

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[NurseMira]

I whine a lot...then I bounce on the bed and keep asking for it over and over...

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Just put it in my mouth...in my muthafucken' mouth

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I used to be told no A LOT, but that problem has since been solved.

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[Jennitalia]

I used to be told no A LOT, but that problem has since been solved.



funny, i have the same problem. i'll have to take your approach

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[johnbravo]

i say i have to go to the supermarket and then go park some where dark and spank one thinking about the time NurseMira posted on one of my topics it doesnt get any better then that


why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

[silera]

...spank one thinking about the time NurseMira posted on one of my topics it doesnt get any better then that

That is quite a pathetic statement.



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[Earth2RON]

i've never been told NO if anything im the one who says it.

[Hawiian shirt craig]

seriously jerk off on her
while shes asleep... that'll
teach her....


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[Captain Rooster]

Hump the couch like a dog...while she watches. Hey, she started it!



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[NurseMira]

seriously jerk off on her
while shes asleep... that'll
teach her....




That's so hot

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thank you for the sig, mindtank

Just put it in my mouth...in my muthafucken' mouth

[pauly boy]

leave a nice sticky surprise on her for when she wakes up

"don't make me come over there for you tough guy"

[flavorsaver]

funny, i have the same problem.


You cannot be serious!

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[Patches]

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This message was edited by Patches on 11-21-02 @ 5:58 PM

[Bama]

spank one thinking about the time NurseMira posted on one of my topics it doesnt get any better then that


I think you started this thread just to say that in some kind of context. But hey, it don't make you a bad person

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[johnbravo]

even NurseMira sig pic is hot
i asked a lady at work yesterday what i should do when the wife says no and that night she showed me just what to do, she said she calls it giving a co-worker a hand



why just have a cup of dirt
how about a dirtshake or a dirt pizza topped with extra dirt or you can come over and we can hop in the sack and take a dirtnap

[irishkb]

pretty much just go and wack it.. nothing else you can do as a guy...

because a guy bouncing up and down on a bed naked is gross..
but a girl bouncing up and down naked on a bed is hot..

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[Contra]

ok lets see, the ether rag and bounding has been covered, so let me just say that phone cord works well in a clinch.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

do what i do walk in the room hand her 2 asprins a glass of water. say here for your headache she goes i dont have one . bye the time shes finnished i say good lets fuck have her rolled over and doing it doggie style

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[dassal3399]

leave and find someone that will give it everynight

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[CaptClown]

I used to be told no A LOT, but that problem has since been solved.


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.THis happens all the time. It detachable.
detachable penis...
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
detachable penis...
I can leave it home when I think it's go to get me in trouble or I can rent it out when I don't need it.
detachable penis...
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
detachable penis...
detachable penis...
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it. So I called the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
detachable penis...
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes but not this time.
detachable penis...
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
detachable penis...
I called a few people who were at the party but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desparate.
detachable penis...
detachable penis...
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
detachable penis...
It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down everytime I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
detachable penis...
Then as I walked down 2nd Ave. towards St. Mark's Pl. where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it of him. He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17.
detachable penis....
I took it home, washed it off and put it back on.
detachable penis...
detachable penis...
I was happy again.
Complete.
detachable penis...
People tell me I should get it permantly attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
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