What would Jesus Drive

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This message was edited by minirev on 11-22-02 @ 10:05 AM

[Aggie]

Either:

A VW bug or van, because afterall, he had long hair and wore birkenstocks and a dress.

OR

A hot sports car like a Viper. He was a bachelor and would want that hair blowing in the wind.

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[Gvac]

Jesus would drive the biggest SUV available. He'd need the room for his 12 buddies and he knows he has to be able to get almost anywhere to spread the Gospel.

Jesus would also consider the oil and gas it burns a gift from his Heavenly Father.

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[Abrasive Dean]

Perhaps an Amphibious vehicle so that it can "work" on water.

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[blakjeezis]

A Dodge Ram 2500 Pickup, V8, with the big bed. Carrying the sins of the world is no small feat. But then again, we all have our crosses to bear. Oh wait a minute . . .
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[Johnny4]

I think he would have one of those wheels carved out of stone, like the guy from the B.C comic strip. I mean Jesus wouldn't need an engine or a transmission.

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[DarkHippie]

I think he borrowed his dad's Fury

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[spoon]

Perhaps an "Infinity", go as you are?

Definately not that awful Ed Bagely electric car!

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[The Chairman]

A 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge with RAM Air IV in Orbit Orange.But I would imagine it wouldn't have a Dashboard Confessional...

"I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car."

and come to think of it:

Who would be his Co-Pilot?


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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 11-21-02 @ 8:10 PM

[canofsoup15]

A diablo, i mean hes gotta drive in style. lol.

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[Death Metal Moe]

A Nascar so he can get us to Salvation FAST!!!

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

A diablo, i mean hes gotta drive in style. lol.I think this tops this pyramid.

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[ron pennington]

jesus wouldn't drive, he can just appear anywhere. like that star trek machine

come get your $2

[Steels]

Furio would drive him around in the Caddy...

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[fiestygal]

an IROC-Z 20

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[Kewlkat]

Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I say a hummer.

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[fiestygal]

you wanna give jesus a HUMMER...ok mary magdaline

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[Bama]

eh, this reminds me of my photoshop failures over there. I thought my O and A one was very witty. Guess I was alone.

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[TheGameHHH]

Obviously Jesus Christ would drive a brand new pimped out black Escalade.

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[tonymontana44]

I think he would drive a 1968
black gto you know he likes to
drag race, we all d


this makes me want to do the
robat dance----8 crazy night

[jamesdiggy]

His dad was a carpenter so he'd probably borrow his work van.

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[HordeKing1]

He'd certainly ride in the Popemobile w/room for his friends, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and the Affordable Dental Plan.

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[TheMojoPin]

Jesus would ride a Razor scooter, because he'd totally be a hippie, and everyone would call him a "liberal fag".

That, or he'd drive big pimped-out Caddy, since he'd obviously be an old black man.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Didn't any of you see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Jesus would drive a 1984 white 4 speed Chevette with an AM FM mono Radio and a speaker on the dash.

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[legroommusic]

A volvo.

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[Bob Impact]

I see Jesus in a new Mini. I have absolutly no clue why.

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[ADF]

I'm guessing a van down by the river, but I don't think the engine works.

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[metalsatan]

Jesus would drive a Hummer, I mean the thing is basically a tank. Not the second one though, the original is much better

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[The Chairman]

Speaking of Jesus, I have been blessed to have been turned on to Ron and Fez and this Message Board. The people (for the most part) are some of the nicest, funniest, wittiest and eclectic folks I have had the pleasure of meeting (or reading). The Board is as addicting as crack. You all rule.

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[Captain Rooster]

Sandals



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[Patches]

He'd certainly ride in the Popemobile w/room for his friends, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and the Affordable Dental Plan.



HK: The tooth fairy IS the affordable dental plan.

Jesus would drive a beat up 88 Chevy Corsica and pay 4 times what it's worth in insurance per year. Yes, I have returned my children.

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[Kewlkat]

Sandals

No, barefeet or foot.

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[Captain Rooster]

Jerusalem Cruisers



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[Michael Fury]

A monster truck, over a line of Jewish Volksagens, Hindu Cobras & Latter Day Saint
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[SamoanWoman]

Jesus wouldn't OWN it, he would borrow someone's electric car or walk.

[flavorsaver]

canary yellow '68 Camaro

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cuz Jesus was way kool!

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[The Chairman]

With a fish sticker on the back.

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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 12-3-02 @ 9:10 PM

[Dark Forest]

He drives a

Ford Crucifix



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[Spoil-Sport]

I think Jesus would drive a Christ-ler <P>

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[FUNKMAN]

a Chevy Caprice wagon with the contact(wood grain)paper along the side...

like all the Hasidic Jews drive in Lakewood...

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[DC Reed]

Im not sure what hed drive but i have a new slogan they could use.

"Get the Door, its jesus"

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[The Chairman]

I think Jesus would drive a Christ-ler

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[LowLifeBS]

Based on what Jesus was all about. With his morals and abilitys. He would drive a Honda Mirage.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Definitely the amphicar

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[TheMojoPin]

If he were smart, he'd just jack the Popemobile in broad daylight and show everyone what's what.

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[bigbaldirish]

jesus would be driving the trinity cycle, with it's side car for his sidekick the pope. they would use there weapons of the holy bible to thwart the evil that that the devious beezlebub, and his gang named the sinners, would attempt to do.

either that or a ford pinto

[The Jays]

...HE'S THE SON OF GOD, PEOPLE!! You don't see Bill Gates or Donald Trump driving around, and they're just mere billionaires..... Jesus would be in the back of his stretch hummer....

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