DO all girls compare sizes of their previous guys? [Archive]

Big Jim

11-21-2002, 01:15 PM

Ok, so I was reallly drunk at school the other week and I was hooking up with a girl, and she told me, in the middle of giving me a bj, that I was like 3 inches bigger than her ex...I had to stop and finish myself, cuz I was so offended that she said this (since I am good friends with her ex) I am not one to know these girl issues, but it was just very, very weird! Needless to say, it was the last and will be the last time I go for a girl.
*JIM*

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AngelAmy

11-21-2002, 01:20 PM

and jim wonders why everyone wont believe he is gay

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Aggie

11-21-2002, 01:21 PM

in their minds they probably do, but i never talk about that with the guy, especially if they knew each other. that wasn't cool at all.

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blakjeezis

11-21-2002, 01:25 PM

Alright, I give. I'll be the one to pen the obligatory 'How sad is it that the gay guy gets more action than me?' post.
But that doesn't make it any less true, or sad.

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Earth2RON

11-21-2002, 01:30 PM

in the middle of giving me a bj, that I was like 3 inches bigger than her ex...I had to stop and finish myself
You should never ever stop a female from sucking ya dick before you bust a nut on her face.

I just glad that i never have to worry about being the small guy.

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ChrisTheCop

11-21-2002, 01:31 PM

It also may have just been her idea of a compliment, true or not. I personally hate it when a woman says mine is big...cuz i know it aint, and i then see her as a lying bitch. But hey--u cant say that WE dont miss the size or shape of our last girlfriend, or the smell/taste of her crotch (not that we'd mention it), all I'm saying is comparisons are gonna happen-it's natural.

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ChickenHawk

11-21-2002, 01:33 PM

Man, you seriously pulled a
girl off your D in the middle
of a blowjob?! Whatta you,
gay? oh...wait...

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Bama

11-21-2002, 01:53 PM

Geez, the one time you can actually get a girl to shut up and she's still talking...about another guy! That really sucks.

No talking is necessary. Get to WORK. It's called a JOB for a reason.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-21-2002, 02:53 PM

I guarantee anyone on this board is bigger/longer than my ex! *lol* I won't embarrass him and give out his size...but girls.. Stay Away from French/Domincan men!

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Mxyzptlk

11-21-2002, 03:06 PM

I think you should be very happy that she didn't say you were 3 inches smaller.

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TheGameHHH

11-21-2002, 03:27 PM

So......you're not gay?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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silera

11-21-2002, 03:29 PM

Stay Away from French/Domincan men!

I'd say it was the French part that affected his unit size.

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Mxyzptlk

11-21-2002, 03:32 PM

I'd say it was the French part that affected his unit size.

The Dominican part should have balanced everything out... Maybe he was more French?

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-21-2002, 03:37 PM

His dad is Dominican, Mom is French... go figure!

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Big Jim

11-21-2002, 04:16 PM

But hey--u cant say that WE dont miss the size or shape of our last girlfriend, or the smell/taste of her crotch

and you WONDER WHY IM GAY?!!?
I have NEVER, ever ever ever put my mouth there before, and until that nite with the chick bj'in me I never put my hand down in the box either...it felt like I just put my hand into a warm bowl of unsettled jello. At least with guys its all external...(im not an ass eater lol)
Yeah, I took it out, I was really drunk, I was shocked she said that, I certainly dont compare guys when your doing that...Its rude and rude, and something you'd talk about later when your all gathered around a table at your friends house (when the person being discussed is not present of course)...that tends to lead to some pretty good laughs...and orgies.

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG JIM*

silera

11-21-2002, 04:22 PM

I'd rather take it in the ass then eat cooch too.

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blade

11-21-2002, 08:12 PM

First thing is first.You never ever stop a bj in the middle beginning or end.Second you are right she was wrong to bring it up.Third i now know why so many woman are unhappy.How do you not lick the box.Lick it the way i do and the ladies will kiss your feet if you ask.

FMJeff

11-22-2002, 08:16 AM

that I was like 3 inches bigger than her ex...

Is this is a subtle way of telling everyone you're big?

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Aggie

11-22-2002, 08:21 AM

Is this is a subtle way of telling everyone you're big?

or her ex was REALLY small

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GodsFavoriteMan

11-22-2002, 08:22 AM

Eh, my ex said the same thing. Take it with a grain of salt. Hell, my ex probably didn't know the difference between inches and centimeters.

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Jennitalia

11-22-2002, 08:23 AM

you obviously cant help but compare size, technique, blah blah blah, in the beginning of the relationship, but at some point it you just dont think about it anymore.
i dont think i'd ever say, "hey, xxxx, you're so small compared to xxxxx"

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Contra

11-22-2002, 11:25 AM

whats the big f-in deal? so your friend has a smaller dick then you. you should have just called her a dirty girl and pushed down on her head.

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Captain Rooster

11-22-2002, 11:30 AM

What does it mean when they point, turn red, and giggle?

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dassal3399

11-22-2002, 11:31 AM

hell yeah, there is no doubt that they do

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TheGameHHH

11-22-2002, 11:43 AM

or her ex was REALLY small
Don't make him a bad person.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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JerseyRich

11-22-2002, 11:44 AM

What does it mean when they point, turn red, and giggle?
You're Irish.

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11-22-2002, 03:34 PM

Ok, so I was reallly drunk at school the other week and I was hooking up with a girl,
Now thats a shocker!Jim getting A BJ from a GIRL wow! Hopefully that will change your mind about me!!!

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The Jays

11-23-2002, 10:17 AM

that I was like 3 inches bigger than her ex...

Is this is a subtle way of telling everyone you're big?

..subtle way of telling that her ex was a girl....

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