Bit Idea: Unusual Progeny

[ADF]

Something along the lines of "if Tom Cruise married Penelope Cruz..." but slightly different.

If Emile Zola, writer of "The Dreyfus Affair"...

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had kids with a Gorgon, a Greek mythological monster...

<img src = http://www.ancientgr.com/archaeonia/images/gorgon.jpg></center>

the baby would be a...

<center><img src = http://www.cheesemonthclub.com/pastnewsletters/images/gorgonzola.jpg>

Gorgonzola.</center>

How about some others?

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 11-22-02 @ 12:00 AM

[Zipgun]

Why try so hard?

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[Death Metal Moe]

If Al Dukes Married a woman......

We'd ALL be shocked!

The REAL Al Dukes, not the Al Dukes Fan. For once, this is not a shot at him.

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[Photothing]

That is all really funny.

I'm not that clever.

Nice pics.....now I'm starvin'


I'm blonde, you don't have
to talk louder, just slower....

[TheMojoPin]

If Thom Yorke of Radiohead had married Bjork of Bjork, she's be Bjork Yorke.

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[ADF]

Emile Zola also started his own soda pop brand..

Zola Cola.

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[ron pennington]

if halle berry married james woods: halle woods: and the oscar goes to halle woods agigigigigig gi gi gi gi gi


gi
i'm killing time during class right now and out of my mind bored.

come get your $2

[metalsatan]

WOW! Thats a great bit idea, you should propose more of them! Man I just hope that you can tell sarcasm from...well when people just speak normally

My your vagina looks lovely today!

[ADF]

Thats a great bit idea, you should propose more of them! Man I just hope that you can tell sarcasm from...well when people just speak normally


And I hope you can tell the difference when someone's talking tongue-in-cheek from... well, when people are complete idiots.

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[Bama]

Man I just hope that you can tell sarcasm from...well when people just speak normally


I thought the point of sarcasm was that you don't have to say you're being sarcastic.



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[The Chairman]

If Ella Fitzgerald:
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married Alan Funt of Candid Camera:

<img src = http://www.candidcamera.com/images/scans/allen.jpg>

Their progeny would be a:

<img src = http://newspringfield.com/pictures/townsppl/stampy.gif>


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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 11-25-02 @ 11:02 PM

[ADF]

Alan Funt was a great baker.. he invented the Funt Bundt.

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