Superhero Questions

[Pootertoot]

We've all heard the one about Superman standing there when they shoot him in the chest, but when they throw the gun, he ducks.

Anyone else have any good ones?

Here's two I think I thought up, lol:

Why does Wonder Woman fly an invisible jet when she's not invisible herself?

I mean, isn't a womanflying through the sky in a sitting position just as obvious as a jet? And does it still make noise?

What happens when Johnny Flame, the Human Torch, farts?

He's dangerous, and should be stopped.

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[The Blowhard]

When Spiderman comes, does he shoot webs?
When Superman comes, does he blast a hole through Lois Lane?
Was Alfred the faithful butler banging Aunt Harriet or fisting the Boy Wonder?




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[HordeKing1]

Good question.

He was always walking around with that duster, so it makes you wonder...

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[skullcrush]

when radioactiveman is sittin in a wave of acid,howcome his cloths melt off but his skin dont burn?

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[sunndoggy8]

Green Lantern is still probably my most favorite super hero, but wasn't it curious that he had to wear jewelry in order to have superpowers?

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[JustJon]

How exactly did the invisible jet land at the airport???

<b>You're clear to land... I think...</b>

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[The Blowhard]

Does the Incredible Hulk suffer from road rage?
How does sewage and medical waste effect Aquaman?
With phonebooths now being a thing of the past, where does Clark Kent change his clothes?
And how come nobody ever stole his clothing while he was out fighting the bad guys?
Does Supergirl get PMS?


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[Pootertoot]

How does Supergirl get her tampons in? There's gotta be shards of broken plastic everywhere.

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[IkeaBoy]

Is Beast's dick blue and hairy?

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[Pootertoot]

Where's Iceman's dick?

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[IkeaBoy]

Does Eddie Brock cum black (ditto the guy who became Carnage and red)? Can Mr. Fantastic stretch his dick?

honest question that bothers me- if Petey Parker wears gloves and boots how does he stick to walls?

and...when radioactiveman is sittin in a wave of acid,howcome his cloths melt off but his skin dont burn? if it gave us the line "my eyes the goggles do nothing" I don't care.

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[JustJon]

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[captain insane o]

lol...sick thread but i like it. ok heres mine 1.can the invisible woman/venom/reed richards and people with those kinda powers use them for making "instant condoms" since the powers can conform to the body.? and 2. if the wasp gets a little worn...can she shrink slightly and make it tight again? ...hehe

[IkeaBoy]

Can you fuck Rogue with a condom...because I'd fuck Rogue with a condom. Hell i'd fuck her without one (either comic Rogue or Anna Paquin Rogue).

[The Blowhard]

Is Captain Marvel still around?



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[sunndoggy8]

For some reason, whenever I hear Captain Marvel, I think of Captain Planet and the Planeteers, ridding the planet of eco-villains.



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[Se7en]

The one that I will never understand is Superman and his alter ego of Clark Kent. I mean, c'mon! They look EXACTLY the same, except one wears a suit and tie and has glasses. They even have the same spit-curl. It shouldn't be that hard to figure it all out. He even works with a bunch of investigative reporters, for chrissakes. You'd think someone would get a clue.

Heckler: Captain Marvel is around....in both DC and Marvel comics. Different characters, though. You're talking about the Shazam guy, right? Check out the really great Captain Marvel graphic novel by Paul Dini and Alex Ross, it's fanfreakintastic.

I know way more than I should about these things.

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[erinmoran]

Remember Guy Gardner...hes dead

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[Death Metal Moe]

If I stop caring about comics, will I get the life and social graces I lost during a lifetime of watching and reading back? I HOPE SO!

WOLVERINE RULZ!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh yea! Here's a few:

1.Is Wolverine's Mule full of Adamantium too?

2. If I walked past one of those HOT, spandex wearing telepaths, would they just slap me?

3. Where my doggs at?

4. Are there ugly, overweight, or un-athletic superhores that AREN'T villians??

5. Is Comic and Anime porn wrong?

6. Why is this Mack Anthony FAGGOT so popular?

Ok, it got away from me there. SEE YUH!

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[Captain Rooster]

Does BEAST always have blue balls?

When the Invisible Woman has her period...does it look like a tampon is just floating down the street?





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[IkeaBoy]

1.Is Wolverine's Mule full of Adamantium too?I cna answer this. No. Only his bones are coated with adamantium. no bone in apenis. boner is just a name.

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[HordeKing1]

An errection is caused by the influx of blood into the penis, specifically the errectile tissue.

After orgasm, (well at least hopefully after orgasm) the blood drains and the penis becomes flacid once again.

Viagra works by preventing the blood that enters the errectile tissue from leaving.

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[IkeaBoy]

so his dick ISN'T adamantium, right Horde King?

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

[Se7en]

Wow, I now know far more about Wolverine's mule than I wanted to.

I got a question. Do you think that Batman has screwed Wonder Woman? I'm guessing so. I have this theory that he's probably screwed half the superheroines in DC comics. Wonder Woman, Supergirl....I bet he's had them all. Remember, he has that whole "bad boy" look that chicks dig.

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[HordeKing1]

Does he leave the mask on or take it off?

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[Dirtybird11]

1- where is SHAZAM?
green hornet and kato, who was the bitch?

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[erinmoran]

Can anyone guess what rock and roll star designed his outfits like SHAZAM/Captain Marvel??

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[Sheeplovr]

does Cyclops have to whear goggels when hes gogin down on Jean grey uncalse her legs or muff knocks off his stylish shades.


Does gambits condem light up and becom explosive when he blows his load


nuff marvel
when aqua man goes down on mermaids does he say eww smealls like human

And what gave Elon gated man his powers?

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[erinmoran]

Elongated man discovered the secret of skin mallabitily from those arabians who sleep on those nail beds. They were drinking a special potion called Gingold.

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[IkeaBoy]

Cyclops always has to wear goggles.

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

[Brooklyn Stroonze]

Can Ben Grim get a hard-on? What if he gets hit in the balls, does it hurt?

P.S. The Marvel Captain Marvel died of cancer in the '80's.

L.A.M.F.

[Death Metal Moe]

I KNEW that there's no actual bone in my Mule, I just thought I'd ask a "wise ass" question. And all the Mule related talk was worth it! HA!

Did Jubilee ever drink form Logan's Rock Hard Mule?

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[HordeKing1]

Let's see what kind of a response this generates:

There's no wood in a woody!

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