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FMJeff

11-22-2002, 01:22 PM

let's hear some good one...5-7-5 form please...

Al dropped the f bomb
what a useless piece of shit
somebody fire him

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TheMojoPin

11-22-2002, 01:29 PM

Wait, wait, someone dig up ye olde haiku thread before this one spirals out of control...it was pretty impressive...

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11-22-2002, 01:52 PM

Fez Marie Whatley
Is his boring streak over?
I hope so, ron's tired.

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11-22-2002, 01:57 PM

jeff and carter sing
my ears bleed like a
fountain
fuck her gently, please.

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ADF

11-22-2002, 03:56 PM

Wait, wait, someone dig up ye olde haiku thread before this one spirals out of control...it was pretty impressive...

That was a pretty good thread. Inspired by yours truly, if I remember correctly, and started by Carter. Still, this one is devoted strictly to Ron and Fez is a good idea.

I remember Fez,
The glory days of humor,
Before he had peaked.

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Death Metal Moe

11-22-2002, 10:53 PM

Back of the Caddy
Mikey D and Sweaty cock
Tastes great, less filling.

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ChrisTheCop

11-23-2002, 09:51 AM

They helped us get through
that September 11th
Thank you Ron and Fez.
and

Plane flying Monday
a tribute to Ron and Fez
Keep them in New York
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TheMojoPin

11-23-2002, 04:14 PM

Dumpy has left us
His feet were like a dog's ass
Dot.com since day one.

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FMJeff

11-24-2002, 08:55 PM

things are changing fast
im going to miss you guys
you're something special.

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Steels

11-24-2002, 09:03 PM

Staples and Stand-Up
A Giant Ball of Failure
RedBank in Review

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11-24-2002, 10:23 PM

Glory days gone by
AFRO is no more, i cry
Al is such a fag....

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11-24-2002, 10:27 PM

Big ass night of fights
Two fat guys, one bad idea
Billy hits like a girl

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Big Jim

11-24-2002, 10:38 PM

Sweet Melissa's Voice
Called out to me in my dreams.
damn, forgot im gay.

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG JIM*

TheMojoPin

11-25-2002, 08:04 AM

Big Jim has no sig
These nerds fear for their bungholes
I just stubbed my thumb

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Spoil-Sport

11-25-2002, 09:02 AM

First it's O & A Pretty soon it's Ron & Fez Fuck Mercurio 

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ChrisTheCop

11-25-2002, 09:33 AM

spoil-sport just said "fuck"
al's still reaching for the dump
...maybe he said "suck"?

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11-25-2002, 10:54 AM

Dot-Com days are gone
Godzilla and dumpy stunk
makes me want to drink

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FMJeff

11-25-2002, 11:12 AM

banner in the sky
where are the fucking photos
email them right now!

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ChrisTheCop

11-25-2002, 11:22 AM

John Sykes, CEO
at 1515 Broadway
51st floor--WRITE!!!

i almost forgot
the rest is: NY NY
10036

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Michael Fury

11-25-2002, 11:32 AM

"Don't be nobody's fool,
be good, respect your mama,
drink your gin", says Billy.

The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

Big Jim

11-25-2002, 02:01 PM

what ever happened...
"Next Time...RON AND FEZ DOT COMMMMMM"
bring back those promos

Al Dukes pissed his pants
Staples wiped poo on his check
too much excrement

Philadelphia
Needs Ron and Fez tomorrow
don and mike still suck

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
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SatCam

11-25-2002, 02:37 PM

Ron and Fez should stay
I could listen anyday
Keep them in New York

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ChrisTheCop

11-25-2002, 04:07 PM

Doogie's name's not Doug
and BlakJeezis isnt Black
but GreenLantern is.

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darkshmoo

11-25-2002, 04:27 PM

Shmoo is sleepy now 
Awake just for Ron and Fez 
Must feed the damn cats 

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LampshadeOnHead

11-27-2002, 05:46 AM

Heiku:

On Thanksgiving day

Go get me a turducken

Turn it up a notch 

Top of the world, Ma!

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TheMojoPin

11-27-2002, 08:40 AM

ChrisTheCop is bald
Ever see "The Bad Lieutenant"?
It's nipple-cold out.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-27-2002, 04:54 PM

Christmas Shopping Done
Macy's Parade Should Be Fun
Turducken.. Yum Yum

Elvis Now Tells Jokes
Billy Goats Gruff And They Whine
No Boo-ing The KING

Nurse Mira Was Sweet
Superstar With Pizza Feast
Fez is Fifty Short

Solaris Comes Out
George Clooney Wont See Oscar
Fez Still Is Not Out

Dear Baby Jesus
Keep Ron and Fez In New York
If There Is A God

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SatCam

11-28-2002, 02:36 PM

Thanksgiving is fun
I wanna soak up the sun
This Hiku is weird

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11-29-2002, 04:23 PM

home from college now
great to hear the guys
mmmmmm a turkducken

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LampshadeOnHead

11-29-2002, 06:24 PM

Thanksgiving turkey-

out in the suburbs of
Jersey-

turned it up a notch-

Top of the world, Ma!

Dewey

11-29-2002, 11:01 PM

Seventy-one Ds 
Who must I be to become Seventy-two or three? 

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11-30-2002, 12:04 PM

i am sick today
so on the board i'll play
hey fuck you nazis!

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11-30-2002, 12:04 PM

does earl even work?
i heard he sued the station
now they can't fire him

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Dewey

12-01-2002, 09:01 PM

Wonderboy's lonely
Lydia has gone away 
move on Boy move on 
or alternatively 
Wonderboy's lonely 
Lydia has gone away 
F*** that stupid slut 

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