If God was a woman then there would be no such thing as PMS

[NurseMira]

I hate it.

I hate it all.

I hate horomones...I hate being a female.

I don't get it. It's like clockwork. Every month, I go through such mood swings that everyone knows my cycle within a one-mile radius.

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[Aggie]

me too mira! it's the worst... and i can't even tell you the pain of my cramps. i've taken so many damn prescription pills for them and they still kill me everytime. being a girl SUH-UCKS sometimes!

and if god was a woman, we wouldn't have to bear the children either. things should be evened out a bit.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 11-22-02 @ 6:06 PM

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about women in
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[ADF]

I don't believe in God so I guess you'll just have to blame mother nature.

I respond to every Mira thread based purely on her hotness.

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[JerseyRich]

I respond to Mira's threads based purely on the fact that I fear for my life...in the hands of the Russian Mafia.


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[IRISjr]

oops i think i clicked in the wrong place, this isn't the tickel me elmo thread.

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[HordeKing1]

I'm sorry you're in pain Mira, but why stop the god question with PMS?

If God were a woman (or existed at all) would there be suffering, hatred, violence, intollerance, sickness, early death, miscarriages, hunger, poverty, oppression, crime, abuse, etc?

In the face of all of this, if you conclude there's a god or gods, is it a god(s) worthy of worship, or contempt?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

If God was a woman, I'd be getting laid.

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[Aggie]

If God was a woman, I'd be getting laid.

Well if you're not getting laid, you're not God's Favorite Man...maybe you should consider a name change. :)

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[sexy bastard]

I go through such mood swings that everyone knows my cycle within a one-mile radius.


tell me about it I got it on my palm pilot


feel better

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[LilLibra]

I hate when I get PMS too cuz I know the next few days are really gonna suck. I hate the whole damn thing, period. No pun intended ;D


"I'm in a class all by myself... and its f*ckin' lonely."

[Coco]

<i>If God were a woman (or existed at all) would there be suffering, hatred, violence, intollerance, sickness, early death, miscarriages, hunger, poverty, oppression, crime, abuse, etc?</i>

God or man creates most of these things?

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This message was edited by Coco on 11-23-02 @ 12:21 PM

[Coco]

This month was especially bad for me for some reason. I get tremendous migraine headaches for about 2 days before my period. Migraines to the point that if I don't take aspirin I would probably vomit.



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This message was edited by Coco on 11-25-02 @ 11:14 AM

[TheGameHHH]

Yea, God is definatly a man. I'm so happy I don't bleed out of my penis once a month.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Aggie rules!!!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

If God was a woman, men would be having babies.

P.S. I don't get cranky or cramps or anything, sometimes I wonder about myself.... *lol*

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[Katylina]

I get weepy and angry and have the worst cramps in the world. On my first day I'm usally bed-ridden. Fuck Eve and her forbidden fruit!

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[ToddEVF]

If God was a woman, men would be having babies.


Damn, now thats cruel. passing something the size of a watermelon out an opening the size of a pin hole would be the worst.
Thank Goddness I don't believe in god

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[canofsoup15]

Yea, God is definatly a man. I'm so happy I don't bleed out of my penis once a month.


EWWWW, im cringing at that thought.

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[ADF]

This month was especially bad for me for some reason. I get tremendous migraine headaches for days before my period (like this month).

Personally, I blame Baby Jesus for your migraines.

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[swiss miss]

Chickie Pie....you know were on the same schedule, tee heee, but you are going on the assumption that there IS a god. I think it just IS. It is aweful, i love how Ill get so upset, almost to tears, and i TELL myself that its only PMS, and that i shouldnt get angry over the apple sauce jar i cant open.....then the rage sets in. Oh yes, i WILL hurl it out my second story window. Its such a surge of emotion, ALL that matters is that damn jar....and the fact that you CAN NOT open it. And you know how i yell in the car everyday at cracked out drivers....its an aweful, aggressive,profanity ridden display. Its almost an art form if you will...Its something im rather proud of, the way the lewdness just flows....ha, flows...... <P>
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[McNabbShouldDie]

Stop complaining about PMS, you women try getting kicked in the balls once, just once.


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[NurseMira]

I think my PMS is the worst, though. I am like a pregnant woman...my boobs BLOW up...I feel like I am going to puke if I eat or smell certain things...and I even crave the oddest things in the middle of the night.

And forget about the mood swings.....I don't even want to go there. Let's just say that a few months ago, I cried when this little boy skinned his knee outside and was crying for his mom. I also cried at work once because the food-runner dropped a tray of food.

I am pathetic.

..and I have ovaries

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thank you for the sig, mindtank

Just put it in my mouth...in my muthafucken' mouth



This message was edited by NurseMira on 11-25-02 @ 12:02 AM

[Tenbatsuzen]

I am like a pregnant woman...my boobs BLOW up...


HOT.

Sorry. I think a comparable experience for PMS for guys would be blueballs, 24/7, for three days.

That's just me.



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[kc7586]

Cramps definatly suck, the whole period sucks, but mood swings can be fun sometimes.


Damn, now that's cruel.

No it's not, it would bring an interesting balance to things.

[NurseMira]

So far, this has been my major mood swing this week...

I ordered food from the diner and the woman forgot my bacon and donuts that I ordered. I called to complain and the woman claims that my donuts were sold by the time my order was coming around...and she simply "forgot" about the bacon.

So, I scream into the phone "At least you can call someone and let them know if they're not getting donuts!!!"

I started crying.

And then I hung up on her.

I love mood swings, too.

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thank you for the sig, mindtank

Just put it in my mouth...in my muthafucken' mouth

[Violent Jay]

Stop complaining about PMS, you women try getting kicked in the balls once, just once.

I agree women always kikc men in the nalls and laugh. My girlfriend has major moood swings so sometimes i just dont talk to her so we dont get in a fight

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[SweetPea]

If God were a woman (or existed at all) would there be suffering, hatred, violence, intollerance, sickness, early death, miscarriages, hunger, poverty, oppression, crime, abuse, etc?

That's all Pandora's fault. Damn her Box!!

This has been another rare post by the (greatly missed) Sweet one!

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[hyperspace]

if god were a women the world wouldn't be so fucked up as it is!!