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The Chairman

11-22-2002, 10:35 PM

Is there anything better than Carmex?

I mean, I'd write to Ben and Jerry's and tell them to make a new flavor called Crazy Carmex Swirl.

I never had a cold sore in my life but I am just so psyched chapped lip season is upon us!

There are just a few indelible aromas in life.

A box of Crayola Crayons.

Mom's Apple Pie.

The smell of the new Christmas tree.

The smell of a new car or your old one with one of those vanillaroma scented trees hanging from the rear view mirror.

Which come to think of it...smells a little like Carmex.

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PanterA

11-23-2002, 10:19 AM

i'm a Blistex kinda guy.

but the topic title made me laugh out loud!!

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blakjeezis

11-23-2002, 10:24 AM

I actually prefer Softlips. Is that gay?

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JerseyRich

11-23-2002, 10:57 AM

I actually prefer Softlips. Is that gay?
Yes...and it makes you a bad person.

I am fan of the banana flavored lip balm myself...Is that gay?

I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

ADF

11-23-2002, 11:16 AM

There are just a few indelible aromas in life.

How about the smell of indelible ink?

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PanterA

11-23-2002, 11:17 AM

it wouldnt be gay if you used it as a lip balm and not a lube.

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JerseyRich

11-23-2002, 11:25 AM

Thanks for clearing that up Bobby P.
Literally.

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blakjeezis

11-23-2002, 11:39 AM

Yes...and it makes you a bad person.
But it's sooooo darn tasty! Epecially the Vanilla, and I think they just brought out a Lemon flavor. Mmmmm, delicious, now I gotta go to CVS.

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fiestygal

11-23-2002, 11:41 AM

YES IT IS!!! i had really bad dry lips and my BF uses it ALL THE TIME! so he picked one up for me...i love it...actually its right by this computer right now!

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Fallon

11-23-2002, 12:56 PM

Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Who the hell is the Mystro?

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DarkHippie

11-23-2002, 03:42 PM

I am fan of the banana flavored lip balm myself...Is that gay?
that's one step above sipping a D as Chap stick

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The Chairman

11-23-2002, 03:57 PM

that's one step above sipping a D as Chap stick <P>
Ah Chap Stick. The gateway drug of lip balms. I remember being in 7th grade and they had menthol, orange and other flavors of Chap Stick. I wonder if they still make those. And don't get me started on all the chicks who wore the lip gloss in flavors like Bubble Gum and Cola... <P>

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Christy

11-23-2002, 06:57 PM

SoftLips is the best! Try the Strawberry one! YUMMY!

Another great smell ... walking into Starbucks and having that java aroma hiut you!

Mmmmmm ... Starbucks!!!!!!!

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