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metalsatan

11-23-2002, 08:47 AM

Well now that O'Neal is off the injured list and back on the court everything will be nice and smooth for the Lakers right? Uh-Uh I dont think so. Look at it this way. During the big mans absence the Lakers managed to win only 2 games! Even Kobes 25ppg couldnt save them. That just proves how bad of a team they really are. Its almost impossible for anyone other than Kobe to get to the basket and even then its just barely. Without Shaq scoring more than half the teams points the Lakers suck! So if you ask me if they can go 4 straight seasons and win the Playoffs, I would say no. But then again my opinion doesnt really matter. Maybe its because Phil Jackson shaved his beard

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Patches

11-23-2002, 07:09 PM

Shaq IS the Lakers. No one can stop him, and now he's even hitting free throws. He's da man until proven otherwise.

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Bama

11-23-2002, 07:54 PM

It just shows that the NBA sucks right now. The Lakers aren't that dominant, it's just that every other team sucks (Eastern Conference) and/or chokes come crunch time (Western Conference).

Michael's Bulls or Magic's Lakers would embarrass these posers.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-23-2002, 08:05 PM

No one can stop him, and now he's even hitting free throws.

like he did against the kings in the western conference finals?

As far as i know you're not supposed to step over the free throw line when shooting, but shaq's the new michael. He gets all the calls to go his way because the NBA thinks he means ratings. But in reality, even ratings in LA are down because the NBA rigs the finals every year. The kings won 5 of the wc final games and will be the champions to me untill they're proven to be inferior to the lakers.

ChickenHawk

11-23-2002, 08:09 PM

Hey! Remember the Bulls?

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Death Metal Moe

11-24-2002, 09:51 AM

Shaq is back...Who gives a crap?

Who needs Shaq? We've ALWAYS had
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