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LatinSpiceXoX

11-24-2002, 08:30 PM

What is an instant, sure fire way, to cure INSOMNIA??

When I was growing up, masterbation did it for me.. I was out like a light.
I once tried counting sheep, it was sweet picturing the little fuckers jump over me.. I think I even named them one by one... it helped w/ my imagination, but I was still wide awake.
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There are nights that I fall asleep while talking on the phone with someone (which is hysterical after I hear the dial-tone and get very UPSET that they had the BALLS to hang up)

But what is a best way to help get us sleep?

Anyone have an answer?

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This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 12-1-02 @ 2:14 AM

FUNKMAN

11-24-2002, 08:38 PM

read a book
watch TV
have a shot of Blackberry Brandy
take a hot shower or bath
ZZZZZZZZ

nighty night
:)

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blade

11-24-2002, 08:41 PM

I must agree running a batch just before beddy bye time is great but yes i have also counted sheep when i had an attack of insomnia.Never named them but have counted them.Even had one fall on me once.

mario

11-24-2002, 08:46 PM

There is no cure. If there was then i'd be sleep now. Masturbation only helps if you're single. I hate math and sheeps..Lately, I've been using this message board to help me..

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Death Metal Moe

11-24-2002, 09:49 PM

THE DON AND MIKE SHOW

Puts me right out.

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TheGameHHH

11-24-2002, 10:00 PM

I suffer from a very bad case of Insomnia, unfortunatly I'm still waiting to try and find a way to fall asleep quickly.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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fluffernutter

11-24-2002, 10:37 PM

Running a batch, yes, most times that works for me or just having some nice companionship with my favorite sock. I always have on either Nick at Nite or TV Land. Not that they are boring but I am just so comfortable with the old shows, they are like an old friend. Having one of the cats with me also works because if I don't fall alseep, the cats will get pissed because I woke them. Other things I have used were my Commodores and Barry White records, a glass of warm milk and the sheep thing.

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Serial

11-24-2002, 10:50 PM

Not that I've tried it but, half a bottle of valium should do the trick.

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Dirt Merchant 03

11-25-2002, 03:49 AM

Watching reruns of Simpsons has been doing me in lately.

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Cybersoldier

11-25-2002, 05:49 AM

drinking warm milk,watch old shows of the simpsons in a row, sometimes excerise but not always

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Jennitalia

11-25-2002, 05:54 AM

smoke a doobie or pop a couple of tylenol pm

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HordeKing1

11-25-2002, 05:24 PM

It's important to understand the basis for insomnia. It may for example be a symptom of a mood disorder.

Assuming all is OK medically and psychologically, any activity that helps you relax will help you sleep. That's why masturbation is used as a sleeping tool by so many. Some enjoy a warm bath or milk and cookies.

Medication should only be used very short term.

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FUNKMAN

11-25-2002, 07:33 PM

It's important to understand the basis for insomnia. It may for example be a symptom of a mood disorder

Horde,

think you hit he nail on the head... LatinSpice's moods change alot, you can see them when she posts...
:)

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ToddEVF

11-25-2002, 07:36 PM

there is an herbal method, i haven't tried yet. Put of few drops of lavender oil on your pillow, the scent is said to aid sleep.

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Zestie

11-25-2002, 07:44 PM

Reading does the trick for me. I've also found that melatonin helps too. Stay away from sleeping pills, they'll end up messing with your body clock and become addictive. <P>

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Cybersoldier

11-25-2002, 07:49 PM

there is an herbal method

St. Johon's wort?

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Zestie

11-25-2002, 07:51 PM

The best herbal stuff is supposed to be melatonin and something called valerian root. St John's Wort is supposed to be an herbal prozac useful for depression.

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HordeKing1

11-27-2002, 07:08 AM

I'd be very cautious about herbal remedies. They aren't regulated by the FDA and aren't necessarily even what they claim to be. They also can cause harm.

Most significantly was a report on the most popular herbal "remedies" in Time Magazine about a year ago. They found that most do nothing. Some are harmful. Some are helpful, but only if taken in many many times the dosage recomended on the bottles.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-27-2002, 05:24 PM

Horde,
think you hit he nail on the head... LatinSpice's moods change alot, you can see them when she posts...

No way!!!!!!!! I am as SWEET as I've Ever been and will be...
Matter OF FACT, You have yet to see HOW SWEET I can be!

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The Chairman

11-27-2002, 09:50 PM

I was tempted to go psychopharmacological on this but just listen to Horde King.

But for me, a last resort is always CSPAN 2.

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FUNKMAN

11-30-2002, 04:15 PM

No way!!!!!!!! I am as SWEET as I've Ever been and will be...
Matter OF FACT, You have yet to see HOW SWEET I can be!

my apologies, how could i have forgotten, Sweetness is one of the top traits of a Kadoonk
:)

so how are you trying to cure your Insomnia, has anything worked so far?

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HordeKing1

11-30-2002, 05:01 PM

Recent studies suggest a claw hammer works remarkably well - if you're a stooge.

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-30-2002, 07:34 PM

so how are you trying to cure your Insomnia, has anything worked so far?turkey and wine

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canofsoup15

11-30-2002, 07:48 PM

Surefire way is signing on I.M. and talking to me for five minutes, thatll put you to sleep in 10 seconds.

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TheMojoPin

11-30-2002, 09:06 PM

turkey and wine

Are you sure that someone's not just dosing you up with gobbler and box wine just so they can play with your vintage toys after you pass out?

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Cybersoldier

11-30-2002, 09:11 PM

I know some that uses alcohol to help go to sleep

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LatinSpiceXoX

11-30-2002, 10:09 PM

Nope.. drinking keeps me awake.. ::burp::

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BrianTheBailBondsman

12-01-2002, 09:55 AM

Apple Juice will make you tired its high in carbs. or take melitonin you can get it at the drug store or health food store

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