its like i have a magnet in my pants!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

SO! i meet 2 great girls in
as many weeks... and
they're being kind of shady
about going on a date... just
dinner and a movie.

then i catch them both on
the same day with away
messages with something
to the effect of "waiting for **
* to call, then bed"
needless to say *** is their
b/fs name...

all my life i've found girls
who are involved, usually
unhappily. i dont even find
out right off the bat either...
just keeps popping up. like
i'll be dancing with a girl,
kiss her and get her
number... then i'll be talking
to her and she'll say "oh
yeah my boy freind always
does that" AHHHHHHHHH


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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Patches]

Did you mention how you like the word "manure?" Cuz that would explain alot.

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[Jennitalia]

sucker ;)

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Know how you feel, this girl at work I posted about recently has a guy she's seeing, has on and off feelings about, and won't say he's really her boyfriend. Hell, she could go days without hearing from him. Anyway, all things considered, I like to think of it as a challenge.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

sucker


thats YOUR job jenn.


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[Coco]

I was just trying to picture a magnet in your pants.


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[grlNIN]

It's like i have a magnet in my pants


its that small?????....how sad


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[fiestygal]

craig GO INTO PORN...thats my advice

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[ADF]

Maybe if you start walking on your hands you'll have better luck with the whole north-south arrangement.

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[DarkHippie]

just don't walk past an needle factory. It'll feel like Stevie Wonder inserted your catheter.

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[Ants In My Pants]

magnet in my pants
That was my second choice to use as a screen name.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

its like i have a magnet in my...

Geez and all this time I thought you were cozing up next to me. When really it was your macnet being attracted to my hand-cuffs.

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[Jennitalia]

craig GO INTO PORN...thats my advice


yeah, but you have to HAVE a big dig, not BE a big dick ;)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

yeah, but you have to
HAVE a big dig, not BE a big
dick


please jen you couldn't handle
me, ur kind of on the small
side i hear... you and me
would be like drivieng a mack
truck through a thanksgiving
turkey!



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This message was edited by Hawiian shirt craig on 11-29-02 @ 7:52 PM

[jaxoncoherent]

Well this could mean 1 of 2 things
1. Girls tend to tease as we all know. And probably like playing the game.
2. somewhere in your conversations with these girls they realized they didn't like you as much as they first thought. "oh my boyfriend does that..." is s asure fire way to stop most unwanted advances

having bf/gf is a great excuse to kill a flirting game

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[ChickenHawk]

Fuckin' bitches...


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[tricia]

sorry