What If Tony Danza name was Danny Tonza? [Archive]

Sheeplovr

11-26-2002, 09:02 AM

What if his name was Danny tonza woudl he be a beter actor

would he be more popular

he would still like like a Knuckle Draggin cave man

but would he be as famous or less famous

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GodsFavoriteMan

11-26-2002, 09:12 AM

I don't think he'd be famouse at all, Tonza sounds like some sort of cooking tool. Speaking of tools, why are we talking about Tony Danza?

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Jennitalia

11-26-2002, 09:16 AM

what a hunk

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FelixDasGato

11-26-2002, 09:16 AM

Im not sure if he would be anymore or less of a semi-famous tool but all his character names would have been Danny.

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yeahdude

11-26-2002, 09:51 AM

I think Elton John said it best: <P>'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.'

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NurseMira

11-26-2002, 09:51 AM

what a hunk

I think he's a hunk too...but only if his name was Danny Tonza.

I think he's dorky looking only because I know he's Tony Danza.

Get it?

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11-26-2002, 10:12 AM

What if Fez Whatley was Wiz Fartley?

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TheGameHHH

11-26-2002, 09:20 PM

I think that no matter what, he'd still be the boss.

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PanterA

11-26-2002, 09:35 PM

what if it was Danza Tony?

and what if Michael Jackson was actually Tito Jackson. Would people care as much about his private life?

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11-26-2002, 10:06 PM

What if Rip Torn's name was Nip Porn?

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TheMojoPin

11-26-2002, 10:09 PM

"PanterA" backwards is almost "Antwerp". Almost.

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11-26-2002, 10:16 PM

Sheep, this is your peak, you simply cannot top this post. I was crying laughing at this as a longtime Danza fan. Send me an IM if you'd like to see my college production of "A Very Who's the Boss Christmas" where the Angela and Tony fall on hard times, and invite Sam, the slutty B Actress and the recently outed "Jon-A-Tin" back to hit them up for some money, when a drugged out, senile Mona Saves the day.

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Bama

11-26-2002, 10:45 PM

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

I think Danny would be just as popular. Talent is what made him so, not his name. It's just like if he had a hot sister. She could change the letters in her name around (and hell, add a few numbers is she wanted) and still be hot.

Really, really hot.

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Sheeplovr

11-27-2002, 06:02 AM

Sheep, this is your peak, you simply cannot top this post. I was crying laughing at this as a longtime Danza fan. Send me an IM if you'd like to see my college production of "A Very Who's the Boss Christmas" where the Angela and Tony fall on hard times, and invite Sam, the slutty B Actress and the recently outed "Jon-A-Tin" back to hit them up for some money, when a drugged out, senile Mona Saves the day.

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DarkHippie

11-27-2002, 06:20 AM

i think he would've been a pro wrestler instead.

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Heavy

11-28-2002, 10:02 PM

Why has nobody said Ben Remmington yet?

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11-28-2002, 10:07 PM

What if Duran Durans name was Duran Duran? Gya Gya.

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fiestygal

11-28-2002, 10:20 PM

i STILL wouldnt care about him

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Death Metal Moe

11-28-2002, 10:23 PM

What if Courtney Cox was...

oh god damn it.

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Heavy

11-28-2002, 10:30 PM

Courtney Cox

What? Conx Contey?

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Death Metal Moe

11-29-2002, 01:09 PM

Yea, that's why I let it be Johneewadd.

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