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PanterA

11-26-2002, 09:16 PM

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Chicken goes into Duck...
Duck goes into Turkey...
Turducken goes into Cage...
Cage goes into Water...
Shark in the Water...
our Shark.

and SCENE!

Hope your day is filled with stuffing!!

<font size=3>HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!</font>

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This message was edited by PanterA on 11-27-02 @ 1:40 AM

JerseyRich

11-26-2002, 09:20 PM

Dude...seriously...that F'in Turducken is making me STARVIN!

We need to get a Turducken to our Rf.net X-Mas party!
RIGHT AWAY!

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TheGameHHH

11-26-2002, 09:32 PM

The word Turducken really freaks me out.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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ChickenHawk

11-26-2002, 09:41 PM

I wish I were that shark...
cuz now I'm starvin'. But I'll
go ahead and admit it:
...I'm not a shark.

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fluffernutter

11-26-2002, 11:08 PM

Happy Turducken Day to all. Hope everyone has a SAFE and HAPPY holiday.

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Captain Rooster

11-27-2002, 04:40 AM

"Put the chicken in the duck...put the duck in the turkey...put the turkey in the cage...put the cage in the water."

I want that song as a single!

Happt Thanksgiving to all. God bless America!

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A.J.

11-27-2002, 04:45 AM

Pantera's clip reminds me of the intro to "The Partridge Family". Very cool!

I've got to try turducken sometime.

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Dan

11-27-2002, 05:18 AM

I saw John Madden split open a
Turducken with his bare hands
on monday night football...I'm
forever scarred and will NEVER
eat one.

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ADF

11-27-2002, 05:47 AM

The word Turducken really freaks me out.

Most likely because it's one "F" away from "turdfucken."

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DarkHippie

11-27-2002, 06:24 AM

we should send madden the turducken song. It can be his official "monday night feast jingle"

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-27-2002, 06:47 AM

I could eat that.

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HordeKing1

11-27-2002, 06:48 AM

Thanks to Pantera's illustration I now fully understand the concept of the turducken. But where is the stuffing?

(For a nice picture of a fully prepared turducken see this month's issue of Maxim)

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TheMojoPin

11-27-2002, 09:00 AM

"Sir, I will NOT call you 'Turd Ferguson'..."

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blakjeezis

11-27-2002, 11:14 AM

Seriously, that pic freaked me out. I was almost frantic I was so starvin'. On the outside I was able to maintain a degree of composure, but inside I was screamin' TURDUCKEN!. It made me so starvin', I had to go get a second lunch. And whoever suggested that Turducken be brought to the Christmas party needs to be fuckin' Knighted or Sainted or something.

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grlNIN

11-27-2002, 11:48 AM

as long as its not Tofurkey im eatin it

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ChickenHawk

11-27-2002, 11:56 AM

This is the perfect opportuity
for me to catch my first
chicken!

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Friday

11-27-2002, 11:58 AM

Happy Turducken Day Everyone!

Or in my case...Happy Lobster Day...since we aren't doing the turkey thing this year.

Enjoy and be safe! And for gods sake don't harm any family members!

"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

murfee

11-27-2002, 03:43 PM

i won a turduken on r and f and it didn't get here yet now i'm starvin have a happy turduken day a <P>

joe poo ruulz

LatinSpiceXoX

11-27-2002, 04:22 PM

I'm hoping not too many TURDs make an appearance after I sUCK and cleEN the crumbs off my fingers on ThanksGiving Day!!..
geh geh geh

P.S. Seriously, I'm starving!

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